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YO DAVJO THEY ANNOUNCED A NEW MYSTERY DUNGEON GAME

Ahahahahaha, the newest chapter of the Naruto sequel-spinoff. Sasuke meets his daughter for the first time. And immediately pulls a sword on her because she has a Sharingan. Best dad ever. (In his defense, he got attacked by someone else with a Sharingan earlier in the day, but still)

One Piece just spanned six minutes of a ten-minutes-until-everyone-dies period in one chapter. Take notes, DBZ. also doflamingo very angry dude's gonna pop every blood vessel in his head by the end of this saga

I had literally not been happy about the Mets since 2006. Let me have something.

meanwhile in sports news the mets are careening off a cliff

Wait wait wait. Majora's Mask kicks off because Link is looking for Navi? "HEY LISTEN" Navi? Goddammit universe. oh what the fuck they turned me into a deku So that's the "You've met with a terrible fate" guy.

And as of receiving semester grades, it's official: I, Martin Freedman am a college graduate. fuck yeah

Oh my god.

Ho wow the Keyblade Graveyard is a hell of a world. Calling it right now this'll be a major location in KH3. edit: spoke too soon there was another part to the final boss and I still haven't won yet because AAAAAGH GODDAMN BULLSHIT Okay there we go. My reward? Two more characters to play as. Probably with equally stupid boss fights. Also rip terra until kh3

Adventures in Birth By Sleep: ERAQUS WHY WON'T YOU DIE oh hey he died um ;_;

My neighbor gave me $100 as a graduation gift, and my uncle gave me $400. Wow.

Deadpoolestia.

G R A D U A T I O N B O Y S

​There's a point where brand loyalty should stop. When a product is objectively inferior in every respect to its competitors, that is the point. iPhones are more costly, less durable, and overall have less functionality than Android phones in every regard. The "new features" the iPhone 6 was hyping up in its commercials had already been built-in features of my Galaxy S3 at the time. That is three iterations of phone the iPhone is lagging behind, at double the price point. There are some thing you can argue a Mac beats a Windows computer in, such as video editing (iMovie is a great video editor, and it's free). The iPhone has NONE of those arguable qualities. I'll allow that Android phones are better overall, I just have a preference. (also it's a 5C they got me not a 6) (also also iMovie kinda sucks nowadays)

I'm still proud of my "Positively Diabolical Matron Fornicator" Grenade Launcher name.

I'm an apple guy, we've been over this.

Double post because holy shit my parents got me an iPhone as a graduation gift

Screw it, I'm gonna do it monday when I have a working landline.

capslock rant incoming: EVERY FUCKING TIME I DO THE CALL THING MY PHONE DOESN'T RING AND THEN I GET AN EMAIL SAYING THEY COULDN'T REACH ME IF I DO CHAT I'M WAITING FOR FUCKING WEEKS FOR NOTHING AND HERE'S THE BEST PART THE ONLY OTHER OPTION REQUIRES MY ACCOUNT PASSWORD YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS CHANGED WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE I AM ACTUALLY DIZZY WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW.