Simon

Adventures in BBS: Oh good lord Shotlocks are broken. I'm wiping entire health bars off bosses in seconds.

Simon: oh dear god Simon: watching Kara no Kyoukai and Shiki's power, which allows her to see and cut basically anything, was just used to cut the goddamn future Simon: precognitive bomber tries to kill her, she cuts the future and undoes his vision Stackbabbin' Bumscag: o-o Simon: mystic eyes of death perception OP Simon: aaaand she also cut the precognition out of the guy Simon: OP please nerf Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Sure, why not. Simon: basically she can cut anything up to and including concepts Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Sure, why not. Simon: in one case she cut someone's fatal illness out of them Stackbabbin' Bumscag: ... Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Sure, why not. yeah Shiki's eyes are bullshit

Oh, yes. also, Maison attempt # I've lost count: Dragonite/Kangaskhan-M/Suicune 60 and counting goal is 200

Holy crap Stitch is in BBS.

so throws in xenoverse are broken as shit

It's very rare that the Maison's shenanigans work in my favor, but it just happened. I was down to my Suicune vs a Thundurus. Thundurus' set: Thunderbolt/Toxic/Rest/Protect. It did nothing but Protect and Toxic for three turns, allowing me time to Calm Mind up and two-shot it when it Rested. also I've chosen Hawlucha for the 6th mon of my team

STUDIO MADHOUSE DOING THE ONE PUNCH MAN ANIME

Moving right along. I'm watching Assassination Classroom's dub now. Astoundingly, they're only three episodes behind on a show that just started. Dub's pretty good. Sonny Strait is enjoyable as Korosensei. A brief summation of Assassination Classroom: every student's thoughts simultaneously: "There are at least six things wrong with this picture."

EXCUSE ME, SIR

Sorry to hear that, man.

i just want to fit in

Terra's story in BBS is literally Star Wars Episode III except with keyblades instead of lightsabers.

Spoiler

I'm on Radiant Garden in Terra's side of Birth By Sleep. Why Don't You Listen, Terra, You Stupid Jackass.

One Piece 780: *hyperventilates* Oh god oh god if this is going where I think it's going oh god

Buddhazilla: okay quick Buddhazilla: what is the most useless superpower you can think of Simon: flight without the ability to accelerate/decelerate under one's own power Simon: so basically you're a human air hockey puck Buddhazilla: see mine is flying but only down Simon: ooh Simon: immunity to gravity and thus friction Buddhazilla: reading your own mind Simon: well i mean Simon: that could be good if it was more than surface thoughts Simon: wait i just remembered a bit from negima about that Buddhazilla: the ability to skip time forward by a second but it takes 5 minutes to prepare Simon: ooh Buddhazilla: the ability to levitate one inch but only while sitting down Simon: i'd love that one Simon: so brief backstory on the negima thing: girl has a magic book that allows her to read minds if she knows someone's name Buddhazilla: heart Buddhazilla: :U Simon: currently in the midst of a love triangle with protagonist and her best friend Simon: http://www.mangapanda.com/209-14998-7/mahou-sensei-negima/chapter-165.htmlthis happens when she decides to read her own mind Buddhazilla: oh dear Buddhazilla: invulnerability to slaps Simon: helloooooo harem protagonist Simon: have you seen the shit keitaro survived in love hina Buddhazilla: no Simon: basically he could get hit head on by a sword technique made to pulverize rocks and be uninjured Simon: it was genuinely shocking in-series when a church bell falling off a roof hit him and broke his leg Simon: everyone was like "wait, you're not immortal?" Buddhazilla: uhhh Buddhazilla: hmm Buddhazilla: the basic idea to get a good one is to take a fantastic super power and add a very broad exception Buddhazilla: like super strength but only with styrofoam Simon: super strength but not super-durability Simon: so you can totally punch down walls, but you'll break every bone in your arm doing do Simon: *so Buddhazilla: regeneration but with a different genetic makeup each time Buddhazilla: if your head gets shot off you're a new person Simon: waaaaaaaaitaminute Buddhazilla: actually that's really cool Simon: isn't that doctor who Buddhazilla: fucking shit Buddhazilla: why does doctor who have to ruin everything Simon: you can control fire but you have no heat resistance Buddhazilla: amazing

Adventures in Birth By Sleep: Dammit, Ven.

Zamazing.

So who for #6... I've got elec/fairy, grass/fighting, ghost/dark, psychic/flying, fire/steel maybe a water or ground (or both) type

Random fanfic thing because the fanfic thread basically went nowhere and I feel like posting a recommendation Courtesy of Spacebattles: Heartless, a Kingdom Hearts/multiverse story Basically an SI (Drich) winds up as a Heartless (duh), and starts trawling the multiverse and generally doing good and also being snarky as hell. So far they've encountered three worlds, Naruto being the first one. A brief excerpt: Spoiler Theoretically, I could do it. Realistically, my only real chance for killing Kakuzu would come from abusing my Heartless Bullshit to the fullest. Mostly in the form of space-time magics. If I could get close to him, and hit him with Slow, or better yet; Stop, I’d probably be able to kill him. Even if he was Stopped for only a few seconds, those few seconds would still be enough for me to destroy all of his hearts. IF I could get him before they began to move independently. If even one of those Hearts survived, I’d simply never get close to him, because he simply wouldn’t let me. If I touch him, he loses, but he’s the super fast, super agile ninja. If he’s taking this even remotely seriously, which he should be, since there’s a motherfucking Bijuu here, it will be a difficult prospect at best. Still- Kakuzu’s body started bulging, several large masses of threads bursting out of his back, 4, to be precise, each one with a mask, and each one with a heart. ... Shit cunt god motherfucker damn- The fire and wind masks opened, the Chakra within surging as they prepared a combination attack. A simultaneous burst of fire and wind came not even a second later, quickly combining together. The fire fed of the wind, and what was previously just a large, powerful wave of fire instantaneously transformed into a massive firestorm. ... Fuck. also have neat art of the SI

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Just ordered cap and gown. It continues to be happening.