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Oh also, I looked into your decks a bit and the first thing I can say is to get less one-ofs. This is probably because you only just started building them, but it's better to consistently have the same good creatures than having multiple different ones. I'll rate your Boros deck first seeing as I'm buildign one myself and have the most to talk about. For Boros, definitely get four Boros Charms, they kick ass, and probably four Searing Spears as well. You also need a lot of one-drops, as you want to be fast. Boros Elite is great and cheap, and I'd suggest two Legion Loyalists as they're kind of useless on their own but amazing together with more creatures. Champion of the Parsh, Stromkirk Noble and Stonewright are also great one drops. I use Foundry Street Denizen myself seeing as it's a lot easier to get by. For the two-drop, daring Skyjek is a bit mediocre. I'd suggest Wojek Halbediers and Bomber Corps. If you're willing to spend some bucks, get Ash Zealot. Boros has a LOT of amazing 3-drops and I'm stil not 100% sure which one to use myself. Skyknight Legionnaire, Boros Reckoner and Frontline Medic, are all top deck as fuck. Skyknight is very cheap to get, but Frontline Medic goes for about $6 and Boros Reckoner just hit the $20(!), so I'd suggest Skyknight. Four is probably where your manacurve should end, although you could run two Aurelias as well. The best four-drop is Hellrider, but he doesn't fit the flavor of Boros and is expensive ($12 I believe) so only get that if you wanna pro it up. Firemane Avenger and Spark Trooper are great four drops, and I'd suggest running six of them total, either 3 of each or 4 avengers and 2 troopers. For the rest, Aurelia's Fury is ridiculously good and I'd suggest running two. Thunderous Wrath can be very good as well as long as you don't get it in your starting hand, so running two of thoise might be nice. From what you're running now, I'd really suggest removing Nav-Squad Commandos, Ordruun Veteran, Sunhome Guildmage, all your Instants bar Aurelia's Fury, and Mark for Death, as they are rather sub-par. Also, here is my own Boros deck: http://deckstats.net/deck-1972456-79c62310ba38608736a75849b77ba1e7.html The Rings of Valkas are just there for trying out, but they've been pretty sweet so far

The problem is that Simic needs a lot of cards on the field to keep up. You need a lot of mana and a lot of creatures, and burn through your hand at an incredible speed. For all the mana, creatures and draw you need, there isn't enough place in a deck, and you'll need at least some kind of removal as well. Compare it to aggrored for example: loads of its creatures attack out of their mana curve because of Haste or unleash, and its removal can also double as free damage which frees up space in the deck. And because you're okay with castingone creature a turn while ramping out at four mana, SOMETIMES five if they run Hellkite Overlord, they don't need much mana either. Simic is all about interaction between cards, while RDW just bashes head with single cards: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=253623&type=cardhttp://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=366385&type=cardhttp://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=226874&type=card Not saying that you MUST play a top deck because others are bad, of course. None of us is a comp player and I'd rather have a fun deck than a good but dull deck (honestly the fact that a monocolored deck thrives in a block specifically focussed on dualcolored decks annoys the crap out of me). Play whatever you want but understand that you might get your ass whopped at a FNM. I hope you kept that mind sculptor in good condition, you could easily sell it for $100

you lie you filthy slut, don't fill my head with false hope are they seriously doing stuff that isn't awful? Please I don't want to be hurt again

Max's is mostly expensive because it is much less common than Bill's (amount of people that bought L4D2 vs. amount of people that bought Sam & Max in a TF2 community) and because it was hoarded like cuhrazy. And next to that, it's simple habit that it's supposed to be expensive, no matter how lame that is. IN OTHER NEWS Valve did a thing for once

Wow, that is some very impressive combat choreography

For everything bar Expert you can basically just faff about and still win For Expert I'd recommend getting some bros and teamspeak but it's probably workable with randoms as well

ergh I just had the worst few rounds of TF2 I had in a long time kept dieing to really frustrating things like bodyshots, LnL pipes, sticky spam, you name it. Normally I don't mind that but this was just all the damn time, every single death. and to top it off I played like crap, had two decent rounds as scout but then couldnt hit a single shot It's really hard to quit when you're not having fun somehow, and now I'm in a shitty mood

Imagine a game where the dev team has to design a game without knowing what exactly the protagonist can do

China was just mad that North Korea won the fireworks contest

dimir is sadly a bit meh. They were too afraid to make mill too powerful and ended up making it way too weak, and cypher is too expensive to work considering how fast the current metagame is. From what I've seen, this is about how it works: Top Tier Boros Selesnya Great Tier Izzet Orzhov Azorius Mid Tier Golgari Rakdos Bad Tier Simic Dimir Crap Tier Gruul

this thread is only for grownups magickus

Forget pokémon, let's talk about how nintendo puts some of the hottest anime girls ever in a game targeted at 12 year olds

yeah guys that's enough thank you very much

I'm gonna draft some M13 with two or three friends tomorrow. Not looking for anything in particular othe rthan Searing Spears, which are commons, lol. Boros is an incredible guild, it has some of the strongest creatures in the game right now. Also the Boros Charm is broken as hell. The most common comp deck right now, lame enough, is a nearly monored aggro deck with a shitton of haste, with white splashed for Boros Charm. There was a little ruckus on /tg/ today because Boros Reckoner just hit the $25 and is officially more expensive than Snapcaster Mage (I managed to get two when they were still four bucks, huehuehue) Also that combo you posted is similar to one of the most common Modern combos: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194274&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=141976&type=card It is often used for a free Birthing Pod engine, or with a cheap way to sac creatures, so you have infinite health. This. The smell of new cards is one of the biggest joys of opening a booster

yeah the resemblance is really uncanny so therefore I conclude this is either the Flying-type Eeveelution or the Delicious Curves-type Eeveelution

I got a hat drop today C: It was a crappy demo hat but hey a hat is a hat Also we MUST have a Freud-styled Medic set. He doesn't even have a single beard/baldness misc/hat

Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY is on a 75% off sale downloading as we speak

1. Only 7 people don't have English as their native language. Dayum. 2. birth nation: Europe. Silly murricans. 3. apparently we have another black guy apart from guy?

When I was younger, I had a Nintendo 64 and a Gamecube. And it was awesome. However, because of this, I never really played any PS1 and PS2 games. And with the huge library those consoles had, I missed out on a big bunch of classics. So seeing as I have a week off from university stuff, I decided to borrow a PS2 and some games, and go on a Quest for my Lost Childhood. ITT I will tell about my adventures through the library of Past, and you can recommend me other games to play. Right now on the list of games I'm gonna play: Shadow of the Colossus (currently in progress) MediEvil An Ape Escape game A Spyro game A Rayman game GTA San Andreas

Day 3, Part 3: Shadow of the Colossus I killed another five colossi. That girl's ought to give the best blowjobs ever to justify all this work. I actually felt guilty for killing some of them, they look so amazing and majestic ;-; I died three times while fighting the electrical salamander thing, mainly because I can't see my healthbar and therefore didn't notice the laser balls he shoots leave a lingering effect. I only noticed I was fighting in a cloud of poison after I fell over out of nowhere all of a sudden for the second time. Wander can really take a beating though. Between getting run over by a sand snake the size of a truck, and getting several cunsecutive headbutts from a bulltiger he might faint a couple of times but he just keeps on going. Oh, and after chasing birds and looking for snakes for half an hour I found out how to increase your health: you need to eat fruit. Hurr. END OF DAY 3, PART 3.

I'd do at least half of those and yes, I know it's James

M-my very own sticky you just pushed back my imminent suicide by at least two weeks C':

You know it homie Day 2, Part 2: Shadow of the Colossus I killed off four extra colossi today: got utterly lost on my way to the third one because I thought the face of a defeated colossus on the map was actually my new target and that the path mark of were you previously had been was actually the road you had to take, so I walked in that stupid cliff maze for like half an hour. Missing the health bar actually ended up being more exciting, as I expected: during the third colossus fight (the one with the giant sword), I only barely managed to dodge his swing and got swept away by the tremor. Wander kept lying on the floor for like five seconds, so I expected I had died and was waiting for the game over screen. But then he shakingly stood up, and glared at the colossus again. With this blaring in the background while all this happens, you get all kinds of happy tingly feelings inside. The fifth colossus is probably my favorite one so far: the giant bird. Jumping onto him mid-divebomb, clutching his hair while you soar above the lake waiting for him to finally stop thrashing so you can run over the rock rings on his wings that you can't hold on to while slowly seeing your stamina drain... ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk I also found two salamanders that increase your stamina, but only managed to catch one. The bow and I do not agree with eachother. I know there is a way to increase your health as well, but I can't for the life of me remember how. END OF DAY 2, PART 2.

oh yeah I do have snacks a bag of my favorite crisps and a chocolate muffin Also I;m drinking wodka, not whiskey