Razputin

How is a KFC commercial racist that man is just enjoying his chicken why do you judge him for his joy?

alright first we had a salad and vegetarian quiche. Salad was a salad, and the quiche was the single driest thing I ever ate second was pumpkin soup, which I never had before and it was pretty good the main course was a choice of vegetarian pasta, salad, some weird kind of soy-chicken, potatoes with gratined cheese, and risotto. The soy chicken was the second driest thing I ever ate, and the salad was pretty good. The potatoes were delicious so I just loaded my plate with that and tried the risotto (which the gf made) just to be nice, and it was okay. For dessert we had icecream and you can't go wrong with ice cream. They left at eleven and I went to some friends, where we chatted, played Heroquest, ate pizza and drank some beer, and now it's half past four and I'm surprised I still managed to get home. All in all not a bad day.

today I have Christmas dinner with my two aunts and uncle, my nephew... ...and his vegetarian, gluten-allergic girlfriend. Everyone gets the same food please, somebody, save me

And it's all gone Merry Christmas again guys :3

I just opened some crates, and decided to give away the stuff that I didn't need from it I have on offer: Strange Medigun Strange Pain Train Festive Grenade Launcher Doc's Holiday given to Idiot Cube If you want any of these, just ask me on steam Merry Christmas!

Yay, Christmas! I'm in a surprisingly good mood I got a book about hallucinations by Oliver Sachs from my parents together with a 40 bucks coupon for MtG cards because they didn't know which ones I wanted A bro on steam gave me Jet Set radio And an irl bro came by with a Santa hat and a Christmas bell to hand out tiny presents I guess my giveaway gave me some good karma <3

well thank you first one is gone, I'm going to bed now so Murricans should just post in this thread to reserve stuff they want

That reminds me of some Newgrounds flash game in which you rode a bicycle through pages of graphs it was incredibly relaxing but I can't find it anymore ;-;

Yeam man Guy know what's up buncha pussies I saw the Wizard of Oz in London and met the actors afterwards. It was amazing

Protip: If you have only soul hearts, and buy something in the devil room that costs red hearts, it will drain ALL your soul hearts I learned this the hard way, one of my best runs ever ruined ;-; Brimstone, four familiars, Spirit of the Night, Polaroid and 20+ soul hearts gone

Rescue Ranger is definitely a good weapon, free healing alone makes it worthwhile I still don't see any purpose for the teleport though.

The Mecha Update Level 1 Raz's First Impression +++Vaccinator is the best unlock in years, fun to use, very high skill ceiling and actually useful +Loose Cannon is fun as hell +Rescue Ranger is a good and interesting unlock +new MvM missions, planning on buying tickets +very nice new cosmetics +strange Wrap Assassin and BFB -already sick of the snow sparkle thing making me lag -Loose Cannon is pretty much just a weaker, less versatile Sticky Launcher -Rescue Ranger's Teleport seems to have no useful function at all - crafting recipe prizes are really pushing it ---Groundstalling got removed

But that never happens For the teleport to be useful, you need to have at least a level 2 building seeing as a destroyed level 1 is just as well rebuilt without wastign 130 metal on the teleport Then, you need to be so far away from your sentry nest that just running up to your Sentry and Wranglerepairing is less efficient Then, you need to be in direct line of sight of your sentry Then, you need to be able to react fast enough that your unguarded building doesn't get destroyed before you manage to align your crosshair onto it (in most cases, about two seconds) Then you need to be in a position where your enemy can see the sentry, but won't come after you if and only if all these situations apply at the same time, you get to spend 130 ammo to save ONE of your buildings so it can now be in a suboptimal position, with you, a 125 HP engineer with the speed of a heavy, having a fattymedic pair chasing you and your position just being given away by a bright team-coloured laserbeam that zapped from the building to you. EDIT: Holy Cow I totally forgot you get marked as well every time you pick up a building

a little over 54 years I hope that site stays up so I can see it reach zero again when I'm 74

Yeah wow how nice you can teleport buildings too bad it server no purpose whatsoever

AWERFDgthb I need a Merc's Muffler

I just read the patch notes Did they murder groundstalling? Also the crafting recipies are as fucktardedly ridiculous as always but I doubt I'd get enough support on SPUF to make them cut that shit out

The new weapons look really interesting However I do want to point out that the new GL is pretty much an airburst-only stickylauncher which is funny seeing as airbursting is what people complain about most of the time

well now my keyboard is dirty

2 mins left where we're going we don't need tissues

why does noone read Raison's Posts this is the official countdown clock ten mins left, if I start wanking now I might finish just in time

Ok the big guys from before were a false alarm They took a wrong turn at Sirius and ended up here We had a beer and a laugh and then they were off Shame of all those dead children though

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There was another shockwave I can't feel my legs Just call your family don't die alone

There just was another shockwave, I think I fainted for a few minutes I went outside to find help, there were dead children and a policeman told me to get back inside I think my left ear is bleeding I don't know they move but they don't even seem alive