Razputin

Disregarding Darwinian Suicide Day, would you guys want to live to see the end of mankind? I honestly would like to see a massive war start around the time I turn 70. Spend your last years on Earth seeing the final chapters of humanity, and at least you know that once you die to radiation poisoning you won't miss anything significant happening within a thousand-lightyear radius

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You don't know that she didn't sing for a single second

please I can take no more I have been exposed to a way too large dose of human stupidity this week Please let the 21st come soon I need some Darwinian suicides

I watched that episode and the very first thing I thought was "this is gonna be on subspuf" Well of course, yolo once

subspuf where the mods do the shitposting for you

We should watch Asian porn instead

Isn't it hilarious how we, collectively, are more horrified about the responses to the shooting than about the shooting itself?

Who learned you the Sacred Ritual?

Others can guess what game -A shameless cashcow F2P FPS of which even the devs make jokes about how many cosmetics it has, with one character being able to turn invisible and invincible on hit and the power to oneshot enemies -A dated, "wacky" adventure game with awfully floaty platforming, with half the game being tutorials while still having a rollercoaster skill-curve -An top-down dungeon crawler with grimdark edgy humour made in Flash, in which your success is mostly based on luck, created for the sole purpose of making fun of religion. -A classic handheld sidescroller made first-person 3D, with horrid platforming which lets you inspect every single thing in the room if you want a 100% completion, with some inspect targets randomly disappearing forever midgame forcing you to restart.

Guys this is all about story potential. A grieving psychic pig-lover would be a great sidekick > brohug him and give a speech about how there are more fish in the sea and the beauty of life

It counts as being unfunny

that actually sounds exactly like something /v/ would do oh yeah um dead kids are bad

gaming mice are a bit unnecessary. There really is no need to spend that much money on a mouse This is a bit too cheap to be reliable though

Oh I liked Real Settel as well that was kind of my point A movie doesn't have to be good to be fun

don't even joke about that mang pokemon, easy DOTA2? Deus Ex, probably HR The rest has either been said or I don't know what game it is

It looks entertaining. A simple popcorn action movie. Just like that Robot Boxing thing with the fucking annoying kid

There will probably be a lot of people who would normally buy keys in the store that will now simply get them in SCM But of course the black market will now collapse so I guess they'll make a profit on those keys

Rage mode for possible crate-only weapons to reappear charging Also prepare anus for incoming crate 50

trying them out as we speak

Yeah valve really buttslammed themselves with that one

so this is now another Homestuck-esque RP thread? And I kind of wanted to request a Cubified Razputin avatar

Of course Ellen doesn't work exclusively for Valve and seeing her work in the past it makes sense she got cast for that role The fact that they used the EXACT SAME VOICE CHANGER on the other hand is bizarre