Razputin

this thread stayed on topic longer than average

Poor, foolish Dueljay. Do you realize what yoou have done to yourself? You entered Birthday Bot's lair, and he will never make you leave. Birthday after Birthday will go by, and you will curse God that you have not yet starved to death. Out of sheer desperation, you will eat wiring and cogs that you find lieing around, in a desperate attempt to silence the mind-numbing pain of your empty stomach. You will lick the pools of oil and gasoline you find on the ground, desperately trying to quench the thirst that makes it impossible to fall asleep. Then you slowly start to decompose. How many years have passed since you entered you cannot know, as the pitch-black darkness of the lair does not give a way to tell the time. But even if you could, your mind has already detirioated to a droning tone of endless agony, leaving no room for other thoughts. As your skin rots off and the germs eat away at your organs, only the parts that time can't digest remain. Over the course of several decades, your eyes slowly melt in their sockets, your stomach bursts from accumulating gasses and decay and lets its acid flow freely through your system, and evenrually even your bones crumble lto dust. Then one day, your entire body has been replaced by metal and wiring. As the last living cells in your brain finally collapse into themselves, a final whimper for help escapes your lips. As they too get replaced by electrical nodes, you suddenly know what to do. Through the pitch-black darkness, you walk straight towards a narrow crack in the wall, and reach in with your arm. It returns to you, holding a Party Hat. As you put it on, a cold, metal voice echos through the cave. It takes you a few moments to realize, that they are your words: "1 member is celebrating their birthday on ##-##-##: -[sUBJECT NAME] (Age: [sUBJECT AGE]) Happy Birthday!"

Valid reason. I'm afraid I must admit that I already know every single image you've posted thus far

The Humble Bundle is bonkers These aren't even really indie games they're just AA games that sold for full price, and you get SEVEN for 6 bucks Go get it

Why did you make this when we already have an image thread?

I'd be interested to hear about XCOM. Apparently it's pretty good

I'm surprised there are not one but two people who have more hours in TF2 than me Every time I see that 2300h+ count I need a drink

I'm curious if there is anyone on here who doesn't have more hours in TF2 than all his other games combined.

What Elder Scrolls? Skyrim or Oblivion? Also the fact that people who joined after F2P can have over 600 hours in TF2 by now makes me feel really, really TF2-old.

Nintendo in charge of understanding how prostitution works

So there are two Adventure Times now? FUCK YES

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Deoxys learns pretty much every TM, and if you turn him into Attack Forme his Atk, Spd and SAtk become ridiculously high Parhaps change him into Defense forme for now, until he gets some meaty moves.

how about the WiiU

GitS Standalone Complex is a very mediocre cash-in. It's the two movies that are the classics.

BL2 is a direct upgrade to BL1, but it is also still a lot of the same.

I am here for the supertit

I agree with you that the vast majority of anime is crap and that the production of animes is much higher than that of western cartoons. However, because of that giant production, the few animes that do stand out stand out really well, much more than western cartoons stand out from the rubble. Also, because anime is generally aimed at a slightly older audience than cartoons and is made in a different type of culture, it dares to talk about much more mature topics. I'll quote myself from Rynjin's thread: I really suggest you try out some of the animes on that list, especially the movies. Especially Paprika is probably one of my top 10 movies of all time, and shows perfectly what anime can offer over other forms of media: the movie wouldn't have worked as well as it did if it had been live-action or a cartoon.

Free version is just as good. On the other hand, £1.74 is nothing, so I'd suggest you try out the free version first and when you like it you get this version for the slight improvements and to support the makers.

I suggest we stop making "we have a new member"-threads and wait for that person to actually make its own, seeing as 90% of our new members are just lurkers.

Somehow my mind thinks it's weird that you have never watched anime before, Skye. I guess you seem the anime-watching type? Which isn't meant to be bad in any way btw, I watched a lot of anime myself

Nice find. You probably overpaid a little bit but who cares if it's a nice unusual

Thank you, it was pretty hard considering my personal opinion on the WiiU is that it is a steaming pile of gimmick with outdated hardware I'm keeping the avatar though

Then you should've refused to post here as well. You don't see me posting in the pony subforum saying that I don't care for ponies