Razputin

Like I deserved it

Well that really didn't work out as planned now did it cuttle?

rest of the game is shit though

Crickets jumpIf it jumps I will flammenwerfer it

A Dutchman flies with an American air company. All of a sudden, the stewardess comes running into the passenger's lounge, and says: "We're low on fuel and are never gonna make it to shore like this! We already threw out all the baggage but we're still too heavy!". After the following panic calms down, they decide to cut away the floor and ditch it together with the chairs, letting everyone hang onto the ceiling."The Stewardess comes climbing in, and says: "I'm afraid we're still too heavy... someone will have to let go".After a long silence, the Dutchman suddenly speaks: "I had a great life, and I'm not afraid of death. I will sacrifice myself to save you all".Moved, the Americans cheer him on, and applaud his bravery.

I'm actually training to get rid of my fear for spiders. I've never really had arachnophobia but I've always found them icky, and irrational fears annoy me. I already managed to make a small spider (~2cm) run across my hand

what is pink, but when you press a button it goes red?

Last night I started a rerun of Heartgold and it's going well so farI have a fa-bu-lous male Butterfree named Skye, and a grumpy yet cuddly Mareep called Rynjin, who completely murdered the first gym after they dared to claim Sticky Launcher is OP.

your post in the comeau-is-an-autist-thread had a lot of errors, and was the first time I noticed you had trouble with, it, really

Yeah when I prepurchased this I didn't know we'd only get Mechromancer a long time AFTER the release so that kind of pissed me off when I found out. I'm still in dubio between Zer0 and Gunzerker, as I played Berserker in my last BL run and I fear they'll be too much of the same

Aw shit son stone cold badass over hereYou should get your own animal planet show, crocodyle hunter didn't got no nothing on you

nigga you're lucky I have a huge hatred for crane flies to share otherwise I would've slapped your shit.I've always hated crane flies because they're incredibly common around here and during autumn you can't even brush past a bush without a entire horde of the motherfuckers flying out. As a kid they mostly freaked me out because of how huge they are and that odd way they fly, like it's only their wings that ar active while the rest of their bodies just hangs there.Then when I woke up one morning with one of them sitting on my chest my trauma was pretty much complete.Honestly, every bug I catch in my house I set free outside again, except those bastards. They always get the paper

Would you, subspuf? inb4 link breaks because I was too lazy to reupload

I asked this same question to two friends and my sister, and all three of them wanted a new cup. It's dumb of course, as there is absolutely nothing bad about drinking from a glass that had a bug in itJust a few hours ago I could put myself to the test and drank from a cup I saved a huge grasshopper with. I didn't even clear it with water but to my annoyance I noticed my natural instincts begging me to get a different cup the entire way through

it's a regular cup, that you have in your house and drink from.So you would wash it out, then drink from it? Would you use soap, or just water?EDIT: I also hereby officially rename this thread to "Raz posts random rubbish because his mind refuses to go to sleep"

Here's one for you;You just caught a big spider in a cup. You put a piece of paper under it and bring the little buddy outside. The cup is now emptyBack inside, you're thirsty. Would you drink from the spider-cup, or do you get a new one?

case in point

Obviously, on a game platform and -forum, you should have a game avatar. Consider suicide

Well, it's true. At first I thought you were just a hardcore redditard but if you browse /b/ that actually explains a LOT

You do understand that 80% of your posts are exactly the kind of posts you are now ridiculing, right?

I'd pick Washington as well, it was just much more atmospheric. The story was beyond retarded though.

There rests only one questionWashington or Nevada?

I still use my Rainblower and Lollichop every time I go stock pyro

4chan at least has a filter option so you wouldn't have to read Verumae's posts on therealso, for relatively cheap, sturdy, decent quality headphones, get a Logitech. They're nothing special, but just all-round good.

Rather worrying, as O'Malley said. With the current stream of events, I can see it end rather fast with two possible outcomes1. Murrica goes second world country and becomes China's bitch2. Murrica can't deal with formerly mentioned bitch-being, throws a hissyfit, and ends society by throwing back and forth nukes with China and Russia