Razputin

I'm pretty sure smoking El Jefe could actually legitly be called themed.And even if it wasn't, just keep yelling it until some idiot falls for it,

See, this guy gets itso grab a bottle of your strongest liquor and drink away that misery about today's gaming industry!

You guys do not seem to understand what E3 is all about. It's not about the games, it's about spending time with friends, and enjoying eachother's company. Just like Christmas isn't about getting gifts, but about never forgetting that the jews killed our Lord.

Enjoy waiting for HL3 to not get announced. my sincere apologies for such a grave mistake. Obviously both are allowed.

NINE live action moviesJapan is amazing

So basically it's TF2 in the Final Fantasy universe, and everyone speaks Mexican.Granted, some of the abilities are really damn cool.

This Summer...a Dreamworks production...Animals...Will make funny faces...but this time...they have dildos for hands

I'd at least want Rynjin, because he could be the grumpy veteran with the secret heart of goldseeing as the black guy always dies first, guy would be very useful. As long as he's alive noone else has to worryand of course King of Facade to be the ladyboy. Gotta have a way to kill the timeI guess that would make me Francis.. I'm okay with that

Just give the poor man his porn dammit

only if the series get ruined halfway through by an incredibly annoying blonde chick

Don't bother, zey do nothing anyway

baseball is the game with the big orange ball right

I have no idea, I don't care for baseballI just like making meth-jokes

Smoking El Jefe I can actually see to be themeddictator -> cuban sigars, etc

sucking at baseball isn't normalbut for the Mets it is

mmhh yeah, burning crotch can be one hell of a painI'm sorry what were we talking about again

Nice one Grobag. My only criticism would be that the legs could be better.I also officially declare this an Awesome-Bionicle War. Expect my submission in a week or two because I have exams right now.

Thank you, and enjoy the rep.If the undisguise thing actually works, the Enforcer is now pretty damn balanced. I'm impressed.

Wait, DPS is exactly the same?Oh yeah, 20% firing speed reduction and 20% damage increase. Derp.Also, how does this undisguised shooting work? Can't I just bind undisguise to a key, and press that a millisecond before I fire? If that's the case it's kind of irrelevant.I need to see some damage graphs for this. Up close, you'll kill everything up to 150 HP faster with the Enforcer, but after that Revolver wins, I think.

Not to be a party pooper, but the Enforcer is still pretty much a direct upgrade apart from nocrits.

yes oh God yeslook downsee your feetjumpyour knees bend on landingfire a gun while turningyour arm gets pulled the other way by the knockbackI justII

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESHow is it possible you make a thread about it the same minute I find out about this game?Ontopic, this game has literally left me speechless. Just the sheer fact that this can EXIST is mind-blowing to me. Sadly, my pc will never ever be able to run it. I tried playing on simple for a while, and I think I just traumatised my laptop.

I always assumed it was pretty much Fallout 3, only in a fantasy setting instead of post-apocalyptic. And if that's the case, I can definately see how the atmosphere of the game alone would be enough to suck you in.

dammit, Bastion is beign annoying for me. Somehow the names of lots of things in the game are broken; it says "exit_message" when I quit, all binds are named "howto_forward" et cetera. The game functions fine, but this is really annoying and atmosphere-breaking. I completely deleted, redownloaded and reinstalled the game, but the issue is still there somehowEDIT: that's one hell of an awesome pic. They kinda messed up Raz, though.