Razputin

Those look great, I'm jelly

every time I think I've seen it all

I prefer girls with some meat on their bones

Oh wow theyre doing an ocarina of time run now I kind of want to watch as long as it isnt just Arin nitpicking at one of my favourite games for ten minutes a piece

Comes into play with a +1/+1 counter for each zombie in your graveyard Whenever you cast a zombie spell put a 2/2 zombie creature into play tapped hooooly shit that's some powerful tribal support

I'm really the partypooper for this card All my friends are excited, people on /tg/ are excited but imo new Sorin is just kinda meh. If you showed me just the abilities I would've guessed he'd be a 4 mana walker that starts at 4-5 loyalty. For 6 mana I could also play Elspeth Sun's Champion and don't even have to be in BW

Rest in Fleece Gossamer Taken too soon

Cute storytime At the music school I work for there's now a choir group that consists entirely of elderly people. They come every Tuesday to practice and it's basically like I have eight grandmas now. One always comes asking me how my study is going, one always comes to complain about loitering youth outside of the building etc. I just heard them singing happy birthday so apparently it's someone's birthday today and when I came back from cleaning up the concert hall I found a slice of birthday cake on a plate on my desk

Arlinn is such a weird design, she really is Huntmaster of the Fells; the planeswalker Like ok you play her and probably zero her, flips to wolfmode (with one of the worst walker names ever). Next turn you -1 to kill a creature and flip her back, repeat. That's a lot of value but you also can't control when you want to do what with her, and both her +1 abilities are kind of meh with little value. She's really tough to evaluate in power, for one thing I'd argue the timing clauses are awkward but she really is Huntmaster as a planeswalker (alternating between making a wolf and killing a creature each turn) and Huntmaster has been proven to be modern playable

Oh please, this has nothing to do with your freedums, this was just retards being retards and both sides have those kinds of people

Ban meme le meme

fucking why in each meaning of the phrase

I had two fucked up dreams last night. In the first one a space robot came to Earth and started massacring people non-stop. Mankind tried everything to stop it but no matter what they bombarded it with it didn't even faze the robot. So seeing as the robot was only the size of a normal human and it killed every person by hand (no guns or whatever) peopje just decided to live with it and life returned to normal while everyone watched the news in the evening to hear what unfortunate city the robot was currently genociding. Eventually another robot came down to scold the robot like it was a little child and then sucked it up in a syringe and fly off which is where the dream ended That sounds pretty gruesome but the entire dream had a really cartoony aestetic (the killer robot looked a lot like Bender) so it was just weird. The other dream I had however was one of the worst nightmares I've had in a long time It started off at some party where I was with two friends of mine and it was really dull. So we walked outside (where it was suddenly the middle of the day) and just walked around in this desolate little town for a bit when I suddenly see my uncle yelling and bashing his fist against the door of some house out of his mind with rage. Because of dream logic I knew that this was the house of a dealer that made my uncle's daughter OD (he doesn't even have a daughter irl) so we were pretty sure he was going to murder the guy and tried to calm him. Then when my uncle realizes he can't get the door open no matter what he tries he runs off into a store and I follow him, where I find him with a shotgun in his mouth ready to blow his own brains out. I quickly grab the gun but he still fires and while he misses his brain he still blows half his face off So now I'm standing in an abandoned store cradling my bleeding out uncle with my two friends just standing in the door opening doing nothing and I'm yelling at them to do something while trying to keep my uncle conscious and I'm trying to call an ambulance with my phone in my left hand and I just can't get it to work; I drop the phone several times, I fail to unlock it, it doesn't register the numbers I'm trying to dial and keeps calling wrong numbers, I call 911 instead of 112 which is the Dutch alarm number, I'm looking through the window trying to make out the street name but it's blurry and some bizarre twenty-letter non-word. And the entire time this happens everything in the dream is just completely dead silent apart from my own yelling and swearing trying to let my uncle not pass out. After what felt like fifteen minutes of this shit I finally manage to call the alarm number when I just hear a dull "hello?" coming from the other end to break the silence and I wake up. Didn't sleep for the rest of the night

So my friend bought a playset of Bitterblossoms off Marktplaats (Dutch eBay) and it turns out they are fakes. 70 buckaroos down the drain and of course the guy who sold them already bailed I was aware of the fakes scare going around but didn't expect it to get so close so fast. He's currently trying to undo the transaction through his bank

mah boi finally growing up ;_;7

I'm always jelly of your posters Huff

A Serra Angel with Flash with upsides!? I want it I want it I want it Attack into my snapcaster mage chumpblock I dare you

When I went to didneyworl I was 6 years old and lost my favourite stuffed animal so from that point on I slept alone it shaped me into the man I am today

you lsot me

John Wick was great, I definitely recommend it not sure it needs a sequel though

but look what they can do to tools Imagine waking up one morning wanting to make yourself some pancakes only to get beaten to death by your own frying pan

What if she gets a baby on another plane though, that'd be devastating to the ecosystem Now I think about it planeswalkers must've caused several genocides by introducing foreign germs to planes where there are no antibodies for it yet