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Razputin

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  1. Psychoanalysis shows that all three defendants have a strong subconscious desire to return to the womb, as shown as their obsession with skeletons which usually reside inside of people. We can also say that, using a 95% confidence interval, the defendant Huff is a flaming homosexual.
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    Smache Brothers

    The thing I mostly noticed about the level 9 AIs is that they break out of grab stupidly fast and occasionally play insanely defensive.
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    I Call a Court Hearing

    That's impossible, skeletons don't actually exist. I'd like to ask the court to point and laugh at this man's humiliation. That is exactly what a skeleton would say, And trust me, I'd know what a skeleton would say
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    Game Deals Announcement Thread

    Is the Humble Bundle Nordic Game bundle worth it? From those twelve games the only one I've played is Darksiders
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    I Call a Court Hearing

    I would like to address the court to the fact that the plaintiff is actually a skeleton using a coat of skin and meat as a disguise
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    Anime General Discussion

    I can't really remember anything about original FMA
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    Pokemon

    Apparently Anna is the default name but maybe /v/ was just wrong.
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    Smache Brothers

    I can't seem to get online to work and nintendo support wasn't of much help
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    At one point I walked from the room where you have to cover three antlion holes to the zombie lift (heurgh) and only then noticed that Alyx wasn't with me. I walked all the way back to find her staring into space on top of a car. Nothing I did unstupided her so I had to reload all the way back to right before the part where you shoot your one bullet. I was half expecting to not get the achievement but thank God it came through. This was actually much easier than I thought aside from the part where you have to do the crowbar dance with several zombies while being pinned down by two turrets.
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    Christmas Name Change Request Thread

    the letter s is strictly spookier than the letter z
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    Smache Brothers

    Ok my Bowser jr. vid might have been prophetic, I just unlocked all the characters and Bowser jr. seems basically perfect for me
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    Pokemon

    The female protag actually isnt called May, she's called Anna But fuck the lore I'm playing as the OG waifu and nobody can stop me
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    Anime General Discussion

    I finally finished FMA Brotherhood just now. It was good. I'll type more about it tomorrow
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    Smache Brothers

    3DS controls still destroy my hands hotdamn Also themesong for Bowser Jr mains if we have any here
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    Smache Brothers

    I'm still not sure who my favourite character is. -Little Mac is great but he has only 8 actually usable attacks and his lack of recovery might just be too crippling -Sheik has always been my main and her new B moves are awesome, but she has no finishers anymore and removing the old momentum mechanics made her quite a bit worse -Samus has always been my secondary character and is now a LOT better than in brawl but she's also kind of sluggish -Villager is really cool when exploiting the axe but just plays so weird I gotta get used to it -Greninja is probably the biggest contender right now but I gotta try him out a bit more
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    ya done did good kid this was quite the drama because when I had the first thirty of Lambda Locator, HL2 bugged out on me and I was forced to reinstall, deleting my progress. So after I finished my playthrough getting the remaining fifteen, I just reloaded the map segments I needed to get to the locators as fast as possible. It was actually really kind of creepy, going through all these earlier visited places and people talking to you like you met them for the first time . On top of that, there were a lot of gman sightings that I didn't notice during my playthrough that I did notice during the segment loads, like he snuck into Freeman's memories or something. On to HL2E1 now, one free bullet sounds like it will be fun.
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    Smache Brothers

    Point I'm making is stop shitting on competitive communities at the slightest opportunity. I see this happen for smash, tf2, mtg, pokemon, literally every single hobby that people try to go to the maximum of their capabilities with. 90% of the time it is not more than a matter of not knowing what you are talking about and -as you might have noticed by now- it really pisses me off. People mock it for them going "fox only final destination or it is trash" while they do the EXACT SAME THING BACK by saying that you should play it the way the devs intended or that it isn't fun their way or whatever arbitrary reason. But alright, I'll stop now
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    Smache Brothers

    You keep talking shit about competitive play and you clearly know nothing about it. "they will find a reason to hate smash 4", "it's the comp scene's fault there aren't any big maps" There is no joke or punchline in that, it's just you being a hateful, hypocritical asshole for them not playing the game the way you want to. For someone who had the nads to descibe himself as "very thoughtful and analytical" you are as blunt and insightful as the average snowglobe
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    Smache Brothers

    Here's an idea; maybe you should stop talking trash about things you don't know shit about.
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    Smache Brothers

    Lots of old meleefags who hated brawl are very hyped about sm4sh actually
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    Smache Brothers

    ZSS actually has an infinite combo that works on all characters Even without it the comp community has been saying that, even though it is obviously way too early to say much about tiers, ZSS will definitely be in the top even without that combo
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    but hey who needs stuff like this when you have pretty skyboxes amirite
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    share your worst jokes

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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

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