Napkin Dust

Why must you bring up that traumatic event. Whyyy How do I chess again?

Dota 2 lore in a nutshell.

It's Alch*, Bounty Hunter, Nature's Profit, and Anti-fun. *Alch is technically two people, the Alchemist himself and the Ogre

Yes perfect.

Do Reverse Captains mode and record it or something. I NEED to see a SpufDota game.

I'm ready for the snow. Technically I'm listening to a Dota 2 Stream.

Good to know, I had almost grabbed it since there were no copies of Windows 7 anywhere.

Clowns OP need nerf. I was not expecting that at all.

I used to use Safari for forever, until I discovered the majesty of Chrome. The best part is the Animal Crossing music app. It is truly the best.

O-of course not! W-who would ever think of such a thing. Anyway, Welcome to subSPUF Feepo!

Me x Tables???

It looks like it would try and give me a hamburger.

Why hello there! I call dibs on his pancreas.

If we do Torchlight, can it be the first? Also Elevator Source better work with the New Gmod.

My mind was just blown by a Tumblr post. You know how John is born in April(making him an Aries), but his patron troll is Vriska? April 13, 4 month of the year. It gives you 4-13. 413. 4+1+3=8 What's the sign of the 8th month? Vriska!!!!!!!! So your actual patron troll is by the date and month, then splitting the number(if it's a double digit) and adding them together. If your number is above 12, divide it by 12. 1.5 or lower is Aradia. 1.6 or higher is Tavros. The rest are: 1 - Aradia 2 - Tavros 3 - Sollux 4 - Karkat 5 - Nepeta 6 - Kanaya 7 - Terezi 8 - Vriska 9 - Equius 10 - Gamzee 11 - Eridan 12 - Feferi I ended up still being Tavros. Is gud. Turns out they were just interpreting it a different way than the normal Zodiac, but hey, at least you may have more than one shirt/hoodie choice now!

I almost died when I saw this. That's not how you hatch Greevils, Jugg.

Is the site down for anyone else? It may just be Chrome bugging out for me, but still. There may have been a huge update or something!

My god. Thanks Rammite. At this point I may as well say all of them. Spirit Breaker does not have a picture yet. But I love him since he is a hero who essentially turns into a run away train that'll just run everyone over. His bellows and howls help the impression, too.

So that's why the No Legs strategy is so OP. My ears were not ready. Because of this, Bane will be the first hero I play.

Pfft. Obviously he should play Phantom Lancer. Have you seen that axe? I may or may not ask for a copy of Windows 7 for Christmas so I can finally use bootcamp and play Dota properly.

So I'm going to go see it tomorrow. I just saw Hotel Transylvania today, and for a kids* movie, it was not bad at all. Hopefully Ralph meets the absurd amount of hype he was given. *aimed at kids, but teens/adults can still enjoy it. Also that thread on SPUF today about it was terrible.

I.E. You get Lone Druid. They pick Lifestealer as a counter. (He lifesteals and deals damage based on max HP, which Sylla has a lot of.) Pretty much every hero has a counter. Some are even obvious. Anti-Mage > Spellcast heavy heroes.

Faceless Void: Agility In a nutshell Timewalk (A teleport, basically.) Active Backtrack (Evade damage) Passive Timelock (Freezes you in place and stuns, as well as doing extra damage) Passive Chronosphere ( Can freeze your entire team, as well a the enemy's so use with caution. You are the only one who can move freely in it.) Active Phantom Lancer: Agility Spirit Lance (A ranged nuke(lodsofdmg) and slow) Active Doppelwalk (Creates an illusion and make the real one invisible) Active Juxtapose (Have a 12% chance to spawn an illusion when you attack) Passive Phantom Edge (Makes your illusions have a chance to spawn illusions, and increases magic resist) Passive Spectre: Agility Can give link, but haven't seen enough of her to make a nutshell. Lone Druid: Agility (See a trend?) BEEEAAARRRSSSSS Spirit Bear (Summons a bear that can hold items, and is basically another hero in itself) Active Rabid (Makes you and the bear move and attack faster) Active Synergy ( Give you and the bear attribute bonuses) Passive Battle Cry ( Gives you and the bear more damage and armor) True Form ( Turns you into a bear, and you loose your ranged advantage, but gain more health and attack power) Active Bear Return* ( Brings the bear back to you, only when it is not being attacked by an enemy hero) Active Entangle (Gives it a chance to entangle(immobilize) anything it hits (not towers) Passive Demolish (Makes it do bonus damage to towers) Passive *The bear cannot attack once it move a certain distance from you,making it important. I knew I was gonna be ninja'd. Curse my 27 wpm typing speed.

Oh, don't forget to say "recrow" if you redirect the courier when it was heading to someone else. Mid lane/the carry also tend to have courier priority, so if you see it heading for them (there will be a hero portrait in the bottom right showing who the courier is going to), try to wait if you can. Just some common courtesies.

I haven't seen enough Zeus games to properly judge that build. What lane were you starting in though? If it was mid why no Salves??? 3 Clarities seem like a bit too much. On the other hand, I've seen a Kunkka build with 3 Battle Furies, a Shadow Blade, and a Rapier. The Ghost Ship one-shot the entire enemy team, and the cleave damage would kill supports 10ft away from the Kunkka's original targets. Unfortunately, they lost the game since they died and the enemy Naga Siren got the Rapier. But boy, it was fun to watch.