DualJay

One word: badumtish

:headsplosion::headsplosion::headsplosion::headsplosion:Wow, I friggin love that emoticon.

Uh oh.

What is Dragon Age: Origins?What is Stargate?

What is Farscape?

Silent, who's better: Fluttershy or Monochrome?YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Ok, found a workaround for the proxy issue, and I'm planning to upgrade soon anaways.

Alright, I think we just misunderstood each other from the beginning. It would work, I suppose.

Yeah, I kinda made that so it is sorta deliberately misleading.

Explain what makes it such a big deal. It is a straight upgrade.I never denied that, it's just such a negligible one it doesn't matter. Like the fish.

No, I was raised in Texas. I'm not there now.Gigolo, you scum.

Cryder, let us help you.

AAAAAAW YEAH!lc

Oppressive third-world nations.

The ability is negligible, doesn't build uber, and puts yourself at risk.Only valid really in medieval, and balancing around that is bad.

Look! Obsolete technology!

And amputator gets it's power from taunts, so it doesn't count. But what about the other ones (Equalizer, Axtinguisher, etc)?

Ok, fine."Did anyone happen to kill a straight upgrade on their way here? No? Then we still have a problem.""And a nerf!"But seriously, what of the OP weapons are balance-able with removing their basic concept?

Well, they add important things to the game that they wouldn't if they were nerfed. Besides, stock will always be outclassed otherwise.

Ullapool caber.Ohwait. I'm probably one of the few people who view that as an upgrade.

I'm too poor to buy keys. I will support you by deleting/trading away/giving away all my crates next time I get on.

Because this is very serious, and for some reason I can't post new threads in the non serious when I am working through a proxy, which I have to do to access this right now.

I was referring to the comic, but whatever you say is fine.

Ok. So Dota is objectively better.Wait, can't say that or I'll sound like Verumae.Dota is better because it has tribal samurais that aren't ripoffs of Splinter Cell.

Equalizer is a maybe. It has -50% base damage but is still dang strong.And also, how would it make the stock things overpowerd?