DualJay

What exactly is trance music anyways?

​It's like tier 3 to low tier 2 most of the time, but when it works, it utterly dumpsters the opponent.

http://www.hearthhead.com/deck=129939/giants-druid So I spent 2400 dust to craft 5 giants and the mulch needed for this deck that I thought up. Worth. It's a lot of fun and nobody knows how to play against it.

​Actually that's extremely funny.

What did we temp ban gigolo for? Anything besides the usual?

​ ​ ​why do you post these terrible waifus? ​because jay thinks they're good. saki is true best snup ​also terrible

​ ​ ​why do you post these terrible waifus?

​People always assume soldiers don't get what they're doing. And it's probably true some of the time. But an older friend of mine who was in the military said that a lot of them viewed as a job. A dangerous job that didn't pay great, granted, but sometimes you got to make the world a better place by removing psychos like ISIS and Al Qaeda from the face of the planet.

idk what i'd name my firstborn but when i get a dog i'll name him craig Also, how do you clear out past quotes from the thing? It always wants me to have a quote in my posts from something I pressed quote on once ages ago.

Title. I'll probably be needing a new laptop soon because my craptop is giving up the ghost. Requirements: - Not heinously expensive. Sub $600 would be nice. - Doesn't need to be "gaming", but I'd like to be able to play some lightweight games on it. Must be able to run hearthstone. I don't really buy new games all that often but if it could run older source engine stuff and Global Offesnive and Crysis 3 and Minecraft and stuff that'd be neat. - A 14 inch screen at least - Not terrifyingly heavy - Windows - Able to add stuff. I've seen some where you can't swap out the bits without tools that cost more than the machine. I'll probably be putting an a 240 gig SSD. - Long-ish battery life. - Not prone to breaking. - Good at multitasking Something I'll be doing a lot is computer science stuff because I enjoy that. It needs to be suitable for contesting and all that jazz. I've seen a few for sale, but I've always been much more of a software guy than a hardware guy. I have a friend with one of these and he really likes it. By the way, for anyone looking to upgrade to Based SSD, there's a 240 gig one on sale of 80 bucks right now.

​This. Also, because of my gaming style, I tend to dislike story-driven games as I multitask and play in short bursts.

i have an update reserved but i still haven't been assimilated

ok so i'm alive maybe but if i vanish mysteriously it's probably because the fix didn't work

​yes ​

At first I was all "meh nice snow" and then I saw it. Dayum.

​There's a literal deity community on tumblr. They're like retarded otherkin with a max-level god complex and limitless narcissism, but without any redeeming qualities or talents to justify either of those things.

Screw pre-nerf Natasha heavy.

I bought 19 packs with gold. Got 3 flash heals and 5 glories. Conspiracy? I think so.

​sorry i would play (and win) if it was 1v19 and i was the 1 but it's just too unfair to have me on one of the teams

2036 hours, MMR = 7546, 87.63% winrate i'm just 2gud for u guys - can't compete w/o rekting u 2 hard

friendly reminder that mlp always was, still is, and always will be terrible

PlayHearthstone is having a reveal stream right now. There's a rogue 1 mana 2/1 pirate that gives all weapons equipped +1 attack. There's a 3 mana shaman spell that deals 4-5 damage to all minions and has overload 5. There's Bolf Somethingshield that's a 6 mana 3/9 that takes all damage your hero takes instead of your hero taking it. Rogue pirate, 3 mana 4/3 shady dealer gains +1/+1 if you have a pirate when you play it. C R A Z Y shaman legendary - 6 mana 4/4 the Mistcaller - Battlecry: Give all minions in your hand and deck +1/+1. Tournament attendee - 2 mana 2/1 neutral taunt 4 mana 2/6 neutral dragon - if you're holding a dragon gain +1 attack and taunt 2 mana 3/2 nuetral boneguard lieutenant - inspire gain +1 health Shadowfiend - priest 3 mana 3/3 - whenever you draw a card reduce it's cost by 1. 5 mana 4/4 nuetral kvaldier something - inspire gain +2/+2 warrior 2 mana 3/2 - taunt, battlecry: give a minion taunt Chillmaw 7 mana 6/6 taunt dragon - Deathrattle: if you're holding a dragon deal three damage to all minions Priest 4 mana 5/4 - spawn of shadow - inspire: deal 4 damage to each hero Mage 1 mana spell - deal 2 damage to a minion, gains double bonus from spellpower Dalaran Aspirant - 4 mana mage 3/5, inspire gain +1 spellpower Druid 7 mana 6/6 knight of the wild - whenever you summon a beast, reduce the cost of this card by 1 Druid 4 mana 4/4 wildwalker - Battlecry: give a friendly beast +3 health Gonna grab food.

Ah, I see where the confusion is coming from. You would (basically) NEVER play Velen on curve, or even the turn before you kill your opponent. See the screenshot once more: The acolyte is buffed with Velen's Chosen. Velen costs 7, and I have emperor on one mind blast while the other is normal - so 10 mana to play all three cards. Thus, all in one turn, I can deal 24* damage from hand. That hunter probably expects me to control the board until I eventually win if I draw a larger heal like holy fire or healbot, or lose if he draws burn. However, this lets me end the game instantly, with 24 damage in hand when I appeared 19 damage away from actually killing him - and as mentioned before, people rarely expect more than five damage burst from a priest. It's like playing bloodmage thalnos in freeze mage before a fireball-frostbolt-icelance-icelance. You play him ON the turn you kill them, never before (though you would sometimes play thalnos before killing your opponent in freeze mage because he can draw a card). *Normally 20, but you get an extra 4 from the spellpower on the acolyte granted by Velen's Chosen. The extra damage was not necessary this game. Basically, for the purposes of the combo, he could be a 1/1 for all I care - all that matters is that he doubles your spell damage. I don't think I've ever played the Prophet and not killed my opponent that turn.

dirty 0/10 weeb girls probably all have super aids anyways

​That's true, normally - but you don't play him for the stats. You play him for the fact that he turns your mind blasts into pyro blasts. Basically, he's in the deck to give you about 15* more damage than people except priest to have in their hand. *People seem to expect five, either from holy fire or auchenai + light of the naruu and hero power. Velen + Mind Blast x2 is 20. Have an example: