DualJay

*Activates hypnobeam.* That is not so. You are happy and want hats.

Nice one.

Google-fu is a fine art indeed.

He shot himself with the third arm that comes out of his back. Which is invisible and uses an invisible shotgun.

They should go shoot themselves.

That's what I was afraid of.

Ok, time to genetically engineer a fish disease and extinctify a species. Also, why did you have to use pinkiegasm at the end of that?

bipolarAlternates between grimdark and silly.

Sam can't help with SMNC.I have to actually play now. How hard is it to get to Level 5?

Now I can never swim again. Also, it works because pee is salty.Just ask Bear Grylls.

With the new SMNC promo, you have to add assassin. And kleptomaniac (Engy's glove).

Worst part of it is, I know a guy who peed in electrocuted water. Let's just say pee is quite conductive.

No, no. His manliness is the only thing that died.

I know, rammite. I know.

I know. Like when I saw a Whataburger commercial at Burger King.

Convenient, but lower-value ones would be nice.

Doesn't work for me either.Hmm... we'll have to use the Cryder strategy.XIODINE XIODINE XIODINE

There once was a manWho sat on an electric toiletAnd pooped and poopedBut one piece of crap was quite longSo it was touching his rear and the water at the same timeHe got electrocuted and jumped into the airAnd his penis hit his electric poopHe came down, but his voice stayed highIt's the modern art version of poetry.

Soldier FTW. And to below: Me neither. Aim small, like I did. THE HOOVY WAS GROOVY!

*cough syllables count cough*

Uh oh. Ikea Boy.

Oh, come on. I go to the trouble of giving you decimals, and you give me a whole number? Oh yeah, I remember a game where you could by something that made you auto-win a match. It was ridiculous.

On a scale of 1 to 13.3149812241324, how pay-to-win is this game?

Two true, Grobag.

Ok, I was afraid I was being really stupid and it referred to a character or something.