DualJay

Shuddup, Smartcar.

Pie in the sky by and by.

LSD UPDATE CONFIRMED So long as I'm not involved, even in your sick hallucinations.

Rammite, don't bait the shit-sorry, shippers.

/me chooses to ignore the innuendo. I've been dead a long, long time.

Be careful, and ignore all comments directed at you.

By being relatively normal?

Plants die instantly when I touch them. So do puppies, babies, kittens, smiling people, innocent people, and saints.

So you just know it's me?

*sighs* You may not you videos you believe to be real, either.

If you have some sort of faked/animated video that supposedly contains me in any way, shape, or form, no, you may not monetize it.

A 2012 Smartcar.

Fine. A 1960 Mustang. You are 3stupid5life and 2trusting4me Paranoia all day erryday.

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Stop trying to make everything sound sexual. A 1960 Honda.

A perfectly ordinary, non-sexual Christmas present, I'm sure. Shuddup, Honda.

If I was the op of this thread, I would shoot myself.

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You are subhuman. You are less than nothing to me.

I have nothing to do with anyone or anything named Dueljay, and would not wear a costume if held at gunpoint. inb4moreshippingrelatedposts

Orly? And I suppose it won't be to- Actually, if you have got some crappy anime disgusting vile vomit-inducing pictures, then just keep them to yourselves.

Clearly not. Also: