DualJay

I will reply to them all... eventually. --------------- 1. Simple Changes: 12 weapons These are all small, simple changes that I don't think are too revolutionary -FaN: faster reload This is good, but I've always thought the knockback needs to be a bit more reliable, and predictable. Converting damage into speed, then calculating the direction goodness knows how? -Soda Popper: Hype is filled with damage instead of movement, and can be activated by pressing M2 250, but maybe (just spitballing) get a 1.25x charge bonus for attacks with secondaries, and a 3x bonus for melee attacks? Also, I've always thought it should have slower reload speed when not crit boosted. -CaC: no cooldown What if you drank once to activate, and it stayed activated till you drank again? And maybe lengthened the drink time. -Guillotine: fix the aim lag Good stuff. -Concheror: health regen increase to 40% / 50% I dunno, I don't use it. -Backburner: 130 degrees crit angle I dunno, I don't use it. -Wee Booties: better targeturning Yes please. -Scottish Resistance: faster reload Yes please. -Claidheamh Mòr: charge regen on kill Maybe filling it up to 90%, but no farther? Not +90%, I mean if it's below 90%, it gets raised to 90%. -Brass Beast: tighter firing cone I dunno, this is kind of a mixed blessing, but it would be good to test. -Wrangler: shield down in standby I try to stay away from the wrangler balance issues-I don't use it-but this seems good. -Huntsman: can fire arrow when airblasted/splashed I really don't know about this. Hot Topics: 4 >snip< -Homewrecker / Neon Annihliator: Sapper removal removed, and given a different buff. Maybe stopping sapper's effect for X seconds after hit? Or something like "hit teammate to do X". We need more "hit teammate to do X" weapons. Like the Action. -Pomson: Über drain removed, or at least removed against fully charged Medics. Oooh.... um.... What if instead of any drain, it "carried" enemies with the bolt and had penetration? I'm not really sure on this one. -Spycicle: Complete rework, or at least given a proper downside What if, on backstab, it "evaporates" into steam, cloaking you for X seconds. During this cloak you could still act. It would also have like 5 second recharge. Note: this is a super rough idea. Just kinda popped into my head. No idea how to change: 6 These weapons I all feel are in need of a small buff, but I don't play often enough with them to see what needs to happen. It could also be that they are completely fine as is: Scorch Shot - could use more self-knockback Dalokohs Bar - double the eating speed Short Circuit - maybe passive metal regen, or just a charge bar instead of consuming metal Diamondback - fine as-is Big Earner - reduce the debuff Pain Train - maybe change it to -5% HP Machina - fine No Idea at all: 8 These weapons I honestly do not know, at all, as I never play with them. Do any of these need a buff or nerf? Righteous Bison - fine Manmelter - needs obvious ready animation Solemn Vow - "No random crits". I'm serious. Bazaar Bargain - fine Hitman's Heatmaker - I don't know Carbine - I don't know Shahanshah - fine Enforcer - should be reworked for "faster cloak, slower decloak" making illusions better Problem Children: 16 >snip< -Natascha: deathnerfed I don't play enough real heavy to know. -Sun on a Stick / Sharpened Volcano Fragment: useless SoaS: inflict light bleed, and once that is cured, ignition. No idea on the downsides, maybe less damage? SVF: Alt fire: launch a miniature sun that explodes with heavy knockback (Would fly like a sandman ball and have low damage) No self-knockback -10% movement speed Maybe crazy enough to work... maybe not -Liberty Launcher: crutch in need of a buff +X speed when rocketjumping Minicrits while rocketjumping -10% damage -X% projectile speed when not rocketjumping -CM5k: everything went wrong forever My 2 cents: +25% clip size. Alt-fire: launch a slow-moving (and I mean slow) but unstoppable charged shot that disables buildings and stuns (the one that still lets you move) -10% damage -80% damage to buildings --------------------

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3 or something, there. Need to be a Silent more active. I don't give rep here, so what does it matter? Obligatory rep me.

Saw that coming.SPAAAAAAAAAAAM i really wanna report a mod's post

We should celebrate every week with less than 8 days in it with a double drop week.

The app store is.The new app store can go to hell.

TOMMY PROVOLONE: SO IM GONNA GO TO BED IN LIKE AN HOUR DualJay: COOL DualJay: OK DualJay: SIX MINUTES TOMMY PROVOLONE: FUHHHH DualJay: FIVW DualJay: SO TOMMY PROVOLONE: IM GONNE BROWSE REDDIT OR SOME S*** DualJay: Ok

He's on right now.

THISFIVE CHAR IS ANTI-PROVOLONE, AND SHOULD BE KILLED

I... What was I doing?

Oh? So we're pulling out the kittens? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPm_9YWRKMA

One four-pointer, for undisclosed reasons.

Now I have to go find that post. You got my hopes up with speaking as if this chapter was from my point of view.And remember, I don't use profanity.

Profanity.Fake DualJay.

... well.Remember, if it's gonna be free, vote for it. No matter what.

That... that's just... How have they not been sued?

It would be fine if it was the same mechanics with a changed universe.

Building a railgun isn't a location.

/facepalmI doubt it. I wear tinfoil-coated lead hats at all times.I'll die of lead poisoning first.

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Your avatar.

It was yesterday. I found the thread.

*looks at rammite's name*WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Fairy Tail.'Nuff said.

.......*Backs away slowly*/facepalm