A 1970 Corvette

I'm at uh I dunno what percent is "douchebag pubstar"

Wow, that had to have been a shitty burger. What did he order? One of the chicken sandwiches?

I'm not very fond of coffee I guess I'm not at the point of my life in which I need something other than willpower to wake up every morning I do enjoy some tea every now and then though

What are you talking about, two-five-six-oh-by-one-six-oh-oh-at-one-hundred-and-twenty-hertz?

is this the same SPUFPowered I'm thinking of

I dunno man, if one of our normal conversations is enough to scare them off they probably don't belong on our forum

Caktus, how does it feel to not be the new guy anymore?

rammite what are you doing this is not DOTA you practice on valve servers

You're no time player. Unless you already got Rammi- OH GOD SOMEONE MAKE SURE RAMMITE IS OKAY

Sorry, I have a Maidsassins clan meeting. Maybe some other time.

He's secretly a huge sadist. He usually "invites" most of the newcomers to his house and they never post again

Cease your slandering of my family, or I will come after you. Anywho, we got some new Tomb Raider promos. All of them are meh, but I like the bandage thing. I might get it.

True, true. Well, you could always memorize TIAM first-page-to-last-page if you want a good* read. *read: not good

Listen, there's a reason we keep outsiders out. I'm not at liberty to say why.

Sorry, but the Maidsassins only take purebloods from the Meido clan. It has nothing to do with his Cube-ness. It used to be "Archmage" for a while. and yes you need an outfit. I'll talk to the Elders to see if you can join.

ftfy

Hello! Please ignore pretty much every post in this thread after this one. Our introductions have a habit of devolving into the weirdest things.

Sorry, the Maidsassins only takes those born of a pure bloodline. It's to keep the plebs out of our ranks.

She should name herself after one of the various famous singers or knife inventors and also add a cool-sounding rank before her singer/knifemaker name

Hey what's happening in this thre- Well, I'm outta here

Jegus Chfist... ...must. pick up. all. of. them.

That could be disastrous let's do it

Step 1 - Make her play only Scout and Soldier Step 2 - Say you can't use unlocks except for Banners, Original, and Scout melees Step 3 - ??? Step 4 - Profit!

If you're ever in Vegas and find yourself on the east side of town (VERY goddamn unlikely) and also are hungry, look up a place called Mama Maria's. Goddamn best Mexican food ever, and it's awful close to my house. Not that you'd ever be in a situation to eat there. Though if you were, order a giant enchilada style green chile burrito. And make sure you can either take half of it home or share it with someone, because they really are giant burritos.

I'm not a cannibal! I just don't ask questions