A 1970 Corvette

Heavy Weapons Mother is best mother

You are a king among men, sir. rule 20 >.<

Frying Crowbar confirmed

Once again, Caliborn shows us you can solve any problems by smashing your problems with a crowbar.

and Zombieland because why not

I hope that expression doesn't get a lot of use.

u wot m8

I'll probably be able to watch it this time. Unless there happens to be a sudden family trip like last week.

One of my brothers asked me wtf I was reading once. I can sum up my actions in one picture:

Well, we have two people screaming hussie and one person relieved so you need to be relieved. Also, notice the chains in the background. Gold chains. You know where there are gold chains? Prospit's burial chambers. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9TYUr-Teo

Thank god the Sufferer.

>Give rifle to Jenkins so he can use it as a club

That makes sense.

>Steal Mutton Chops from Sniper because your face needs more hair. Or at least give them to Jenkins.

I'm assuming that is correct. Also, I'm going to say Dirk's sword is somehow magically unable to be alchemized into anything but itself. Maybe it has to do with the "Unbreakable" part.

>Combat Operandi: Torso Flail

Why can't I rep you

WHERE ARE THE PRESCRATCH KIDS JEGUS CHFIST

WANT WANT WANT

>Steal their fire and upgrade launcher to shoot flaming coconuts

Though this is correct this is funnier

>Wake up on tropical island >Prepare for imminent coconut-falling-on-head

That's pretty cool. What are you looking at me for? You expect me to actually play it now?! Shit.

I'm not sure if I should agree with you or harshly insult you because feferi is awesome