A 1970 Corvette

I'm assuming that is correct. Also, I'm going to say Dirk's sword is somehow magically unable to be alchemized into anything but itself. Maybe it has to do with the "Unbreakable" part.

>Combat Operandi: Torso Flail

Why can't I rep you

WHERE ARE THE PRESCRATCH KIDS JEGUS CHFIST

WANT WANT WANT

>Steal their fire and upgrade launcher to shoot flaming coconuts

Though this is correct this is funnier

>Wake up on tropical island >Prepare for imminent coconut-falling-on-head

That's pretty cool. What are you looking at me for? You expect me to actually play it now?! Shit.

I'm not sure if I should agree with you or harshly insult you because feferi is awesome

;~; 5;~;

I'm really glad my OTP isn't likely to ever happen (and at the same time crushed)

>Get ye flask >Shoot Rawkets at Demoanihgst

I might make a list of all the people in this and their "gender" if I'm not a lazy fuck

RIP poor sweet fefeta Also I sort of saw that coming. I knew Dirk just would not be able to do it.

Shit I forgot about that

If only more people in the world understood this

maybe they're both secret weapons. I can imagine Mega-Calliope literally beating LE to death with the 4 trickster kids now

I sort of expected him to throw a punch but then Roxy would just be all like "lolnoap" and just grab the fist and then tricksmooch the shit out of him Is it odd that I visualized that as what should have happened*? *assuming ">Dirk: Fix everything" isn't an option

fuck you dirk fuck you

uh.. I sometimes wish I had a tablet or something.

They don't even come close to doing that