A 1970 Corvette

I just realized Dirk said fucking, as opposed to fuckin'. so weird.

I now have the mental image of anyone who micspams is actually just facerolling their keyboard

Some part of me wants them to be so disgusted at what they see they kill the alpha kids on sight. The other parts of me want that to happen, but the alpha are killed on sight in the crypt beds.

It's

DJ Halibut/Dakka needs to play some Rammstein in honour of Rammite

So yeah I'm very sure that my theory of Lilith being the best character ever has only been reinforced since I started playing. Also, do pearlescents exist in BL2?

That's why Rammite did a 10x dosage for you We have a paramedic standing by

Someone needs to put him out of his misery.

But then what about Fefeta? I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Erisol. Why doesn't he just spritesplode?

I hope Dad gets all fatherly on their asses. Hope.

Even if I was you wouldn't notice anyway

I said before battle. You do that after battle, when the barrel's warm.

Especially you. Just how long do you make out with your shotgun before you go into battle?

I'm not sure the human brain can hold three consciousness at once. Though maybe Skye's a special case?

but then who was Pinky? [even though she's not canon in this fanfic as far as I know.]

11pm EST is 8pm PST right? If so, I'm all over dis.

holy SUFFERER look at all the colours i think i just threw up a little

Also, Rynjin and Bern sloppy makeout sections go

They got Roxy. I've also been wondering about a few things regarding sburb: -What happens when the universe the players created has their version of sburb released? Do the creators die or what? -What would a squiddle look like in God Tier? -Why can players breathe in both The Medium and the Furthest Ring (AKA an endless void)?

So then what does playing The Sims make you?

Someday I'll get into [insert SPUF equivalent of West Point here]. Until then.

At least you're being shipped I mean I can think of at least 5 worse ships involving you

I'd be very interested in figuring this out. Since apparently there are the normal guys and then the uhh... trap? ones... [i need to figure out all of the "genders" of SPUFers. For science.]

That'd be an interesting fight Maybe as the Prince of Heart he has to destroy their trickster-splinters?