A 1970 Corvette

I don't keep Mountain Dew around the house. Well, I didn't see that one coming.

She's currently passed out due to a tragic eggnog incident. I'd ask her if she wasn't.

I find it funny that every spirit here dislikes Cubie Maybe they know something that we don't

I remember me and my brothers would always beg to open presents on Christmas Eve

oh yeah I noticed that As I continue my rereading I notice how things that I thought made no sense when I first read it now make sense

I wish I got one of those, it would be hilarious to give to someone I know.

This.

That's some logic for the records right there

As much as commercialization of Christmas is on the minds of all of us nowadays we probably shouldn't get into that I asked for some vidya games, yugioh cards, a Hamsteak poster, and a Hero of Space shirt. Though I don't really care what I get because I could just save up money and buy what I want anyway

So I'm rereading Homestuck for no apparent reason and in this page it says "It could kill a cat if you dropped it." kind of like the time a cat was killed by it later on. I wonder how much stuff like this I'm going to find

​if you can't tell that's supposed to be a sad face

That's uncanny :ohnoes:

But it's a "worst jokes" competition, silly!

Very few things can kindle such fires of rage in my heart this is one of them Also, everything 'Splosion said.

It's kind of like cloning a clone. The first batch of clones are pretty much perfect but the lower down you go the more malformed they get. Also, GRHAGHAGH WHAT DID CALLIOPE GIVE JANE I WANT TO KNOW NAO ALSIFGYUG

oh yeah Obviously Doc Scratch put all the lowbloods in the highblood team and all the highbloods in the lowblood team

Ouch. I hope you get all that worked out.

Speaking of things that have no relation to each other, what's your guys' favorite album on the Homestuck Bandcamp page? Mine's Alterniabound. It's perfect; it's got it all. It even has a really random sad song in Alternia.

What did the plumber say when he quit his job?

they said such a feat would be the harbinger of the end times why didn't we listen

oh crap that's probably it

I can imagine, though, a whole new breed on ninjaneers. Chase one through a corridor, he walks outside and turns around and BAM LV3 SENTRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU