A 1970 Corvette

Maybe she's showing her trollsona instead of her actual face as a courtesy

What did you expect from a forum about a forum about a game

Dat rape face

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song IMAPEDOPHILE

no pls no

because uh let's get back to you on that one...

Violent video games are killing our children?!!

We have to break the circle. When life gives you the ability to whine about young people, you don't whine about young people. Make life take the whining back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN WHINING WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS?

>Attempt to balance yetis on nose while doing all of the above

I refuse to be confuse. (hey that rhymed) There are a few explanations as to why this is happening: -Rose is dreaming, and Roxy is now playing the part of Rose's Mom -Calliope somehow knows about the prescratch kids and their gaurdians -Rose's Mom is in the afterlife, and Roxy is just in one of her dream bubbles.

So Roxy is now in her prescratch self's outfit and house? i am confuse

I don't even.

Sums up my reaction. Though, if someone as powerful as English was hunting you I'd bet there'd be some weird disguises involved

ftfy

>Call for a Russian Bride

yes

>Keep running blindly into the forest. and then find a cottage with a witch in it.

>Fashion weapon using condom, knife, and glove

wait, what if she's just sleeping? Though it would make sense for Condesce to just outright murder her

You play as this robot guy who CONVENIENTLY has no memory of anything ever. You then trek through some weirdass bunny planet with about 5 humans in it. There's also some weirdass backstory about the surface and shit but nobody really cares. The game is fucking hard and makes you want to castrate yourself with a rusty carving knife. You also have some girlfriend that is apparently into bunny kids and the main character literally is such a pervert that he goes to such huge lengths to find said robot girl's panties (why do robot girl soldiers even need panites?) and then you kill some doctor. Or, if you do some of the dumbest things ever (not picking up a damn good weapon, not talking to a fucking dying scientist who tries to help you beforehand, etc.) you go directly to hell. yeah.