A 1970 Corvette

You play as this robot guy who CONVENIENTLY has no memory of anything ever. You then trek through some weirdass bunny planet with about 5 humans in it. There's also some weirdass backstory about the surface and shit but nobody really cares. The game is fucking hard and makes you want to castrate yourself with a rusty carving knife. You also have some girlfriend that is apparently into bunny kids and the main character literally is such a pervert that he goes to such huge lengths to find said robot girl's panties (why do robot girl soldiers even need panites?) and then you kill some doctor. Or, if you do some of the dumbest things ever (not picking up a damn good weapon, not talking to a fucking dying scientist who tries to help you beforehand, etc.) you go directly to hell. yeah.

I'm guessing Dream Roxy

I never got that, especially with people that were actually students. "The teenage male shot up a school. People found out that he played games like Call of Duty and Halo. It must be them. It's not like nearly EVERY teenage male has played those games or anything."

This.

I'm not sure how to react to this

Reminds me of my first few stories except mine weren't funny

What if it's a doomed timeline? >Jack: Go check out the Dersite heroes. Assuming they exist.

Dat Dave

It's not like they put cookies in them or something calm down

I want new S. Festives and everyone's gonna pull a S. Rainblower with them so they'll prolly be cheap-ish

Is that even a fucking applicable reaction to this thread? On topic: Meh, I stopped watching LPers once I realized they weren't terribly funny or smart anyway.

:heart:

She's a single independent troll girl! She don't need no man to run Derse!

Stop looking at me I didn't do anything to Ted >.>

Crap. I forgot about that. If only I had a convenient Hero of Void...

You're set for your voyage into the Medium... Hmm... Available items: -XX-Saber Fulhelmknight card -iPod -Suit -Cat plushie And for weapon: a Candy Cane. Maybe I could sharpen it and stab something with it. >Corvette: Combine IPOD and CAT PLUSH. You create the IKITTY! It has all the computing power of an IPOD, but with considerably more CUTENESS! >Combine FULHELM and SUIT. You create the SABER SUIT! It has all the classiness of a suit plus the flowing, red XX-Saber symbol emblazoned cape. >Combine FULHELM and CANDY CANE. You create the CANDY SABER! This might actually do some damage. Plus, you won't get your hands sticky from holding it all day. >Combine FULHELM and CAT PLUSH. You create the XX-SABER KITTYKNIGHT plush! It's easily the most adorable thing you've seen all day. >Combine SABER SUIT and IPOD. You create the II-SABER SUIT! It comes with the latest in telepathic computing technology. And it keeps the awesome red cape. >Combine II-SABER SUIT and CAT PLUSH. You create the PUSS IN SUIT! It's pretty much the same. But it has cat ears and a tail. Probably shouldn't wear this outside of an ANIME CONVENTION, or else you'd look like a RETARD. it is pretty damn soft though. You might wear this when nobody's watching.

Moby is my new hero

Show how much you love your beloved colourful horses.

Another one bites the dust. At least I'm safe until the Mac release...

How about the quantum of solace? No fucking idea.

You're just sloppy seconds. but you're my sloppy seconds.

What's next, our women?! QUICK HIDE SKYE AND HUFF