A 1970 Corvette

>Call for a Russian Bride

yes

>Keep running blindly into the forest. and then find a cottage with a witch in it.

>Fashion weapon using condom, knife, and glove

wait, what if she's just sleeping? Though it would make sense for Condesce to just outright murder her

You play as this robot guy who CONVENIENTLY has no memory of anything ever. You then trek through some weirdass bunny planet with about 5 humans in it. There's also some weirdass backstory about the surface and shit but nobody really cares. The game is fucking hard and makes you want to castrate yourself with a rusty carving knife. You also have some girlfriend that is apparently into bunny kids and the main character literally is such a pervert that he goes to such huge lengths to find said robot girl's panties (why do robot girl soldiers even need panites?) and then you kill some doctor. Or, if you do some of the dumbest things ever (not picking up a damn good weapon, not talking to a fucking dying scientist who tries to help you beforehand, etc.) you go directly to hell. yeah.

I'm guessing Dream Roxy

I never got that, especially with people that were actually students. "The teenage male shot up a school. People found out that he played games like Call of Duty and Halo. It must be them. It's not like nearly EVERY teenage male has played those games or anything."

This.

I'm not sure how to react to this

Reminds me of my first few stories except mine weren't funny

What if it's a doomed timeline? >Jack: Go check out the Dersite heroes. Assuming they exist.

Dat Dave

It's not like they put cookies in them or something calm down

I want new S. Festives and everyone's gonna pull a S. Rainblower with them so they'll prolly be cheap-ish

Is that even a fucking applicable reaction to this thread? On topic: Meh, I stopped watching LPers once I realized they weren't terribly funny or smart anyway.

:heart:

She's a single independent troll girl! She don't need no man to run Derse!