A 1970 Corvette

Sorry, but I have to say this is currently more or less my favorite exchange in all fiction I've read.

In hindsight it's actually kind of funnyin an odd way

Way to ruin it

Hugs are very important

Alrighty then!

Ah, but it also means that you won't need to spend money on health returns!and I have an unhealthy love of the Zatoichi.

Wait does that six include meIf not someone tell me if you need a replacement

I'd roll Demorai if I had tickets and whatnotDemorai can't be killed

It didn't help with the AFKs and me crashing

WAIT HOLD UP IT'S REAL?!! *bear hug*

I didn't even need to see the link to know it was THAT.

That was pretty funnySomeone get the link for the Schticky commercial and the bloopers

I'd love to, but I have no disposable income right now.Which is a shame because I could play MVM all day erryday right now

fak u rammitI'm going to continue reading you insufferable prick

No, I meant it doesn't seem possible for something to become better and worse at the same time

but that doesn't make any sense

TACTICAL PUNCH HEAVY INCOMING! IT'S OVER!

what you should do is replace ScoRes Demo with DAT BISON Soldier and we're good

Just don't expect me to sacrifice goats or the like. IT WAS A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF CURIOSITY, I TELL YOU!

or in Meet the Pyro he gets mowed down by the Heavy because a Pyro going straight for a Heavy head-on is pretty much guaranteed dead.

What would be funny if we took the Meet the Team videos and injected some reality into them. For example, in MtE, he starts talking, but is immediately blown up by an Ubered Demoman. or in MtH, when he is shooting on Dustbowl, a Sniper/Spy Headshots/Backstabs him. It's a shame we don't have all the MtT videos...

Time to tryhard it up. Playing DAT BISON Soldier Loadout: Stocket Launcher, Righteous Bison, Escape Plan Upgrades: Go for Righteous Bison at all times. Upgrade order doesn't matter too much, but make sure to upgrade fire rate and clip size up the most, and then reload speed. The +health is very good later game, as the spam generated from DAT BISON will rack up a constant 300 overheal. After you fully upgrade the Bison, go for explosive/boolet resistance and Movespeed increases. By the time you get those, however, you'll probably be done. You may upgrade the Stocket, but try not to spend too much because it's practically a secondary once you get rolling with the Bison. Strategy: As a DAT BISON Soldier, your main job is to spam chokepoints and the bomb with DAT BISON. You also work exceptionally well against PentaHoovies, as the shots will pass through and kill the Hoovy's Medics. A fully upgraded BISON will allow you to either kill or weaken all small classes and give Giants a hard time. DAT BISON's penetration ability is incredibly useful on tanks, as you can shoot the tank and the projectile will hit anything behind it. As for Canteens, Kritz is the way to go, as the crit Bison is one of the most effective spamming tools in all of MVM. The ability to not run out of ammo also increases your spamming potential, and with reload upgrades you can practically keep a constant stream of damage on one spot. Remember to use your Stocket as a Secondary. The reason you upgrade DAT BISON over the Stocket is that it has much cheaper upgrades that drastically increase its combat effectiveness.

I wouldn't know because I use SPUFdark