kayohgee

sure! kinda like how ebola is a teeny weeny lil guy but if he works real hard and never gives up on his dreams someday he'll find a way kill the fuck out of a whole bunch of giant scary people

america is goofy as fuck. what a mess. conservatives were truly desperate to have elected this guy and i honestly feel deep, deep pity for everyone who voted for him

see ya lads thanks for all the memes

I'm aware, I just think the title looks absolutely insane like that

RESIDENT EVIL 7 biohazard / BIOHAZARD 7 resident evil wtf is this series

I wanna say they used this in a 300 trailer

Last night I dreamed an episode of It's Always Sunny. The premise was bizarre. It basically started off with Mac and Charlie brainstorming a "million dollar idea" and coming up with an MCU themed strip club, where the clients dress up as their favorite Marvel characters and get exotic dances. Dennis overhears the idea and realizes that everything Marvel touches makes a shitload of money, "maybe even a billion dollars", and gets on board. Somehow they manage to get into some sort of investor's meeting where they can pitch their idea. I didn't explicitly dream Frank setting it up but I assume that would be his role, here. Mac Dennis and Charlie all pick a superhero to dress up as while Dee is tasked with going out and hiring a bunch of strippers for their demonstration. They all show up to the pitch meeting together. Mac is dressed as Captain America, except his costume is terrible and he's wearing cutoff jean shorts. Dennis is Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark, complete with Tony Stark's trademark beard which of course looks fucking ridiculous on him. Dennis thinks it looks fantastic. Charlie said he wanted to be The Incredible Hulk but when he shows up it turns out he just wanted an excuse to wear his fucking green man costume. Dee never shows up in the dream but somehow failed to get any strippers, and as a last second resort bought a bunch of blow up dolls from a sex shop. The entire pitch is Mac and Charlie in full costume, sitting on a couch and making the sex dolls "grind" on them with techno music blaring in the backround. Mac is also voicing the strippers saying shit like "yeah big boy". Dennis is standing off to the side pointing at a complex series of charts, explaining how their combined superhero/strip club experience fulfills all three points of the "Dennis Reynolds Male Power-Fantasy Triangle" or some shit. So of course the whole thing is awful and the three of them are laughed out of the meeting. Dennis blows any chance of salvaging it by flying into a complete fucking rage. They go to this bar, complaining about how their pitch went when this guy overhears them and turns around. It's Robert Downey Jr. He asks them wtf they're on about and the gang pitch him their idea. RDJ takes a big swig of whiskey and explains that Marvel is owned by Disney and how tight of a leash they keep on their property to make it relatively family friendly. Disney are such awful slave drivers that he's given up on his sobriety. He tells them their idea is terrible, that they'd be sued into oblivion and how a Marvel strip club will never, ever fucking happen. The gang flies back to Philly and go to the bar. They're all hanging out for a while and decide to turn on the TV. On the news, the anchors are discussing Marvel's latest business venture, a superhero themed strip club dreamed up by Robery Downey Jr and how in its first week alone it's made a million dollars in revenue. The one anchor says "hell, with an idea that good, I bet it'll make a billion dollars". The gang realizes that RDJ gamed them hard. Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" plays, accompanied by the sound of laughing strippers, as Mac Charlie and Dennis stare at the flickering TV in silence. I probably embellished that ending a little since the whole thing was a confusing fucked up mess near the end, but that's pretty much how it went.

cmputrs

Not that I recall. I was trying to look up other items that might have the same effect but haven't found any.

I started a new run with ??? and had the common cold in the first room. Is this a thing now?

Way late to this party but (people are still talking about this bullshit, so) why do people give a fuck that, in the grand scheme of things, some private citizen slash sportsballman didn't stand up during The Fancy Flag Song? Is this really that important of an issue in this country?

Ash vs. Evil Dead fucking ROCKKKKS. but probably only if you're already a fan of the movies

So a while back I ordered a Steam Link when I thought I was going to get a smart TV, and eventually just decided to get a big-ass LCD screen that I'm running as a second monitor. I might just keep the Link in case I want to do something with it later, but just as an interest check, could anyone use one? If I part with it I'll probably just send it to someone for free.

i guarantee someone out there jerked it to this i guarantee that because it was me

I think they were pretty up front with most of that and so far I'm enjoying the game for what it is. My only issue right now is the fact that the devs claimed that the game had some form of multiplayer which it turns out doesn't function at all. Kind of disappointing.

So I went and pre-ordered No Man's Sky and I'm pretty worried seeing all of these reviews. I don't really want to spend my first couple of hours with my finger hovering over the refund button but I'm pretty bummed multiplayer is completely nonexistent. Is it really worth sixty bucks to hope they use their new funding to make the game better?

>not opening bottles with the ceremonial booze sword you keep on your person at all times why am i even friends with you people

cool let them go we'll state-ify peurto rico for an even 50 again

can i come to your house

huff

>Eat the loser

Every time I see the title of a new Kingdom Hearts game I wonder my brain stroking the fuck out.