Unromantic XYTWO

I don't actually have it yet but considering Clawitzer exists and a Fire-type isn't super-rare for once I'm probs going the grass one (I remembered the name a second ago, dammit)

A classy-looking gun is always nice but will probably not get in You could try a dead pigeon the Pyro uses as a hat

Friend codes Oh Nintendo

oh man I need to try that Valve servers, AWAAAAAAAY

my body is desiring a 3ds

Oh man I like this update Ward, Bone Dome, L'homme Burglere, Weight Room Warmer, Beep Boy, Trickster's Turnout Gear, Chronomancer, Brim-full of Bullets, and Cotton Head are all so sweet If I had to pick three though I'd go with the Ward, Beep Boy, and Chronomancer

Indiana Jones plz

Got a link?

I'm barely on to play games anymore and my computer shits itself when I try to play Minecraft for some reason but I'm for it

oh um whoops.

Too much CSI?

It's too late, he's already gone to the I-don't-care-what side

Well done madam, well done I think the hatred bit was a bit much, but well done nonetheless

"Vhat vas noise?" "The sound of progress, my friend."

I just had a thought If they go the B2/W2 path again, I'm going to buy X and Y2

I don't care about Tron deer or the fifth legendary bird I CAN HAVE A PISTOL SHRIMP WITH A CLAW TEN TIMES THE SIZE OF ITS BODY

6th gen game Not the one with pistol shrimp What are you smoking

Dr. Mario and Ganondorf are both clones or near-clones that need Luigification or to never come back Falcon, I say

I occasionally read Cyanide and Happiness It's basically "find every line in existence and cross it fifty times" It's still pretty funny despite how horrifying it is

Where IS that computer room? I need to find it

Don't worry, ribs grow back!

Happens to all of us Luckily I can regrow organs. Need any?

Hurrah! 'Tis good to see you. Also sweet jeebus your signature is obese man. Mind putting a spoiler on that pic?