Splosion

Upon opening one brave soul enters the queue. Juanita J will be missed. Professor Fun Police reminds you of potential law suits and also informs you that guests are very hungry, thirsty and need bathrooms.

"The Best" test results are in and our engineers are advising us that this coaster is far too dangerous for people to safely ride. Should we ignore the engineers and open or scrap the project?

The engineers quickly get to work on "The Best" and begin testing after construction is completed.

The engineers do their best to build "Hat Roller Coaster" but it turns out to be a boring mess. What should we build next?

We need blueprints, months of planning, R&D, etc to make roller coasters. We can't "just build them"! At the very least we need a drawing of the coaster to build.

Well it is a decent game. The dev team is actively working to sort out the major bugs (not sure on the hacking) but it's a bit like comparing portal to quantum conundrum. It's just insane that they removed so much of what made the first good so that they could have the boat/plane transformation gimmick.

SGEA WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE 2 GOOD GAMES IN A ROW!? I just finished unlocking every character in this which by the way was a grueling painful experience that led to me resorting to hacking to get the job done and after a dozen hours put into this game I have to say it's nowhere near as good as the original. The final character you unlock in this is called "AGES" and the only thought process I can see that went into this would have been as follows: And let's not forget Danicka Patrick and Wreckit Ralph somehow got into this game but these are fairly nitpicky complaints. What was really infuriating was that this game REMOVED some of what made the first All Stars Racing so great. SEGA!? WHAT!? WHY!? Tracks suffered a great deal too. The original had sonic tracks like you would expect. Loops and steep banks everywhere, tons of jumps, etc etc. And while this one was tailored more to suit the boat and plane mechanics it's still irritating that the car mechanics had to suffer for them. And the difficulty. DEAR GOD THE AI IS POWERED BY SKYNET! Winning a hard or S classed race is entirely luck based. Not even exaggerating. The AI here adapts to match your performance and they do so by always being slightly better than you. On one race I was playing a racer with the highest top speed possible. Straight stretch of road, no boosts, no items, no opportunities to drift boost, and out of nowhere here comes AI tails with his whopping 2 top speed who flies off at twice my max speed. Fair. But it's ok guys, really this game has a magnificent saving grace. ONLINE MULTIPLAYER! The biggest downside of the first game was fixed here! Oh wait... It's riddled with bugs and hackers. Sadly I will still recommend the hell out of this game IF multiplayer is massively cleaned up because as far as the PC scene goes this is really the only game in town for an online multiplayer kart racer and as long as the AI or people aren't cheating it can be good fun. /rant. Had to do this somewhere.

No wolves die eventually and don't rape the corpse. The were BEARS naked creepy dudes that turned into 20 foot damn monster bears. I know it's a Dragonborn DLC only monster and I'm fairly certain you could become one if you have the DLC.

Get out.

This games starting to explode all over the internet. Looks like it's well on the way to being greenlit with this kind of exposure. I can't wait for a full version to hit steam.

So I've been playing the new Dragonborn DLC and I think you should copy one of the new enemies playstyles buddha. -Begin new DLC main quest -Wandering around solsteihm -Huge gang of naked dudes run up to me and stare at me without saying anything. -Attempt to speak to naked gang -they all turn into GOD DAMN WEREBEARS -Die horribly painful death in naked werebear gang rape

The police were just a bit... ...Tied up.

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JAM BATTLE TIME

I nominate the John Goodman Speed Racer movie. It's actually fantastic for what it is.

I ran out of money to throw at the screen! MAKE MORE MAGICAL ONE ARMED SURGICAL ADVENTURES COME FASTER!

I can't stand any sports really. It honestly baffles me that anyone could enjoy them. "oh look people have the ball and are running to the left. exciting, whoah whats this, now other guys have the ball and are running to the right. What a twist!"

Finish Oblivion... In one month... Good luck. I'm trying to burn through my backlog right now as well so I may as well hop on board. My four: -Assassin's Creed 3 -Walking Dead -The Witcher 1 & 2 -The Cave

Couldn't agree more! Here you go! And welcome to SubSPUF! We look forward to your 13 posts before leaving.

Oh dear god please no. Let's not encourage the devs to turn this into a horror game.

Oh god my sides...

Want to see someone defying the aging process take a look at William Shatner. The guy is 81 but still looks like he's 50 at most and then look at Nimoy... The guy's face is melting off at this point.

Oh god someone new! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! I mean... Welcome! the kool aid is 100% safe. I promise. Excuse me, she is neither cardboard nor kardashian. If I were to have an unhealthy relationship with a paper woman it wouldn't be one that awful. No I'd go with someone who had a little more class, like Betty White. oh god...

Radio? What radio? That's a pacemaker!

Well, at least it's in there.