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Sounds like last time she was working from the wrong end of the pig.

A friend of mine worked in a chicken processing plant. She got paid a ridiculous wage because many people who worked there quit after a few days because of how disgusting the job was. Dead chickens hanging from conveyor chains would work their way down a line and she had to check the entrails for tumors, injuries, and deformities which would include extra genitals... I'd say your friend had it easy. She only had to remove one set of genitals from each pig....

I'll post another sometime today but I need to know if there is any sort of topic that's off limits on these forums. Some of my stories (especially the ones from dragoncon) can get a bit... disturbing... OMG ALEX GO! It is my single favorite time of year. Dragoncon is simply amazing, I've been going for 12 years straight so let me give you the benefit of my years of experience if you plan on going. -Get a hotel room IN the convention and bring shoes that are comfortable to walk in for very long periods of time. You will do A LOT of walking here so do everything you possibly can to minimize that. Elevators aren't an option most times of day so you will be climbing a ridiculous amount of stairs. -Don't plan on sleeping much. Dragoncon doesn't stop until people pack up and go home. There is always something going on no matter what time of day it is. A few years ago I actually managed to survive all 4 days of the convention with zero sleep and paid for it with a weeklong hangover. -Drink some damn water! As far as I know 5 people have died at dragoncon from "party hard" related circumstances and I see at least a dozen ambulances leaving the hotels each year. It can be difficult to find something non alcholic once 7 PM rolls around so stay hydrated. -Sit the hell down. Consider the convention a giant hike. Your legs will feel like they've been attacked with a hammer if you don't get some rest. I made the mistake way too many years of never taking a break from the con to recharge. -You will be drinking. It's really unavoidable at a party con so know your limit. The last thing you want to do is puke/pass out in public here. We are all extremely immature, we will take advantage of this. I have seen people duct taped to walls, put into their girlfriends wonder woman costumes, and a few other hilarious "decorate the drunk" circumstances. PACE YOURSELF. This can even happen at the smaller conventions, for example here is my friend zakk at chattacon making a terrible terrible mistake... http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_zBFDy9ME Eric Estrada is the poster boy for D-list celebrities clinging to a failing career. He was famous back in the 80's for his work on a few crappy TV shows but after their cancellation all the work he could get was on commercials until the reality TV trend picked up. The whole time he was at Dragoncon was just sad. I remember seeing him in the Walk of Fame (The area where celebrities give their autographs) and no one was at his table. A few people walked by his table and took his picture while laughing at the fact he was there, the whole time he was the only one with his agent or publicist or whatever she was sitting next to him and she was yelling at anyone getting his picture without paying first. What really made me feel crappy was I later found out why he was there. He happened to be one of the voice actors on Sealab. I loved that show... :(

Maybe it should but I see no option to delete it and move it. Can someone use their super mod powers to move this for me?

These are clearly cheap knock offs. If they were real they would come with a hat.

This.

Dammit Ninja this video just convinced me to pay full price for this. I WAS WAITING FOR A SALE! :rage:

Laws against advertising!? Oh god my sides. Unless your selling cigarettes or alchohol, you can advertise whatever whenever however you want. My school had soda machines EVERYWHERE and nearly every square inch of our sport fields were covered in ads.

For the love of god someone derail this to end the puns.

Bans won't fix anything. Sentence all offenders to ten months in the TF2 Garry's Mod Hub discussion forum.

Cactus I don't think you realize how serious this is. Someone's opinion on the internet is wrong and must be dealt with. We can't allow this.

Yes he is! Speaking of Jackie Earle Haley, WATCH THE WATCHMEN! Brilliant movie if you haven't seen it. Barely deviates from the comic (which is also amazing read it) same goes for V for Vendetta and pretty much anything Alan Moore has made. Also, why have more people not played Rayman Origins? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovpdLHlYkGE Part Mario, part Super Meat Boy. This is one of my top ten games of all time. Everything here was just absolutely perfect. Gorgeous artwork, extremely enjoyable soundtrack, airtight controls, great challenge, amazing co-op, etc. Nothing in this game was done wrong. Personally I rank this up there with games like Portal in terms of gaming perfection. If you can manage to get a few friends together for some couch co-op you will absolutely fall in love with this.

Oh god that's the worst. I rarely go shopping this time of year just to avoid the ear rape of the same 5 songs over and over and over again. Every store does it too. Same with most mid to low end restaurants. This is the time of year I become a hermit, lock myself away and catch up on my reading and game back log. I'm not going out into public where everything is screaming "GUESS WHAT IT'S CHRISTMAS! SEE THE LIGHTS? HEAR THE MUSIC? CHRISTMAS IS HERE GOD DAMMIT! WE WILL ASSAULT ALL OF YOUR SENSES WITH IT UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO CHRISTMAS!"

Anyone know where I can buy a light up inflatible Krampus to stare down the light up inflatable Santa my neighbors have?

So Big Picture just came out of beta it seems and guess what that means? ANOTHER SALE! Can you loosen up that choke hold on my wallet steam? You're killing me. Just picked up Wanderlust and Tiny & Big since they were so cheap but there's alot of great titles at ridiculous prices again for anyone interested. http://store.steampowered.com/sale/big_picture_release

Trust? SPUF? HA!

Have Shigeru Miyamoto and Kim Swift battle to the death.

Shut up and take my spare change! Loved that episode. For some reason this reminded me of Hifana. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmE_lNEVl7k Love that band and while I'm suggesting great japanese music, stick some Polysics in your earholes. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTaMxYJtDg

I Hanukkah'd your avatar. What now? K.

Here you go, just came out

Are they picking up japanese ninja warrior or american or both? I'm perfectly ok with american ninja warrior dying a slow painful death, well at least the announcers/producers turning it into reality garbage.

My experience after playing Planetside 2 for one hour: *Launch game* *pick server* *Spawn* "OH GOD 0.3 FRAMERATE" *turn all graphics to lowest possible setting* "ok now I can play, where are all the enemies?" *shoot nearest moving thing until it dies and get yelled at for team killing* "alright not him... OMG PLANES!? HOW DO I GET ONE!?" *finds a plane* "ah glorious flight, now where are the enemies, oh look another plane!" *shoot down the plane, yelled at again for team killing* "I can't find actual enemies therefore anything moving is my enemy" *kills planes until weapons get locked* "well now I can't kill anything... oh wait..." *flies plane directly into the nearest moving thing, happens to be another plane* I think I should find some sort of tutorial for this...