Splosion

Oh jesus I can't believe I haven't posted this yet. That one time I mentally scarred everyone. Yeah it's another one of these stories. Out of all the stupid pranks I've pulled this is easily the best and I urge you all to try this on your friends. So one night during my highschool years there was the typical small party for no reason going on at my house. Nothing huge or wildly exciting just 5 friends and a few bottles of cheap liquor. Since this was a small thing and Zakk wasn't present there was a distinct lack of life threatening insanity and improbable events. I aimed to fixed that. I started thinking of what I should do to spice things up when I noticed my friend Pratt was very very high... Pratt was always very very high... So I left the room and headed into the kitchen. Normally everyone got excited over this happening as it meant I might cook something but about 15 minutes later I called EY in to help me with something. When he got in he looked down at what I was doing and nearly screamed. "THE FUCK IS THIS!?" I look him dead in the eye and told him to stick what I had made into his pants... Those fifteen minutes I was in the kitchen were spent laboriously carving away at a hot dog with a paring knife. I had crafted a dick out of meat. I handed it to him and told him to stick it out the fly of his pants so it looked like his and then go stick it in Pratt's face. I then handed him one other item to make this truly hilarious... EY rushed back into my room to find Pratt sitting on the carpet facing away from my door, perfect. He crept up on him and rested the hotdog in his fly right on Pratt's shoulder. Pratt looked over and got an eyeful of this and screamed before backing into the corner of the room. He started screaming at EY "What the fucks wrong with you man put your dick away!" and EY then followed the little "script" we had. EY: "Pratt it's ok just touch it man..." Pratt: "JESUS NO! Why are you doing this!?" EY: "I just want you to touch it Pratt. Just for a minute..." Pratt: "No dude that's sick put it away please" EY: "WHY WON"T YOU LOVE ME!?" At this point EY reached into his pocket and pulled out the pair of scissors I had given him and cut the hot dog in two. Inside this hotdog I had carved out a small channel that I filled with a mixture of ketchup, water, and pectin and the effect was spot on. As soon as Pratt saw this he LOST HIS FUCKING SHIT and threw my window open and ran to a friends house down the road.

I can't say anything about brutal legend, (I refuse to allow any of my money go into the pockets of Jack Black in any way. He is awful) but I can say that stacking is a really great game with a lot of charm and some decent replayability.

New Humble Bundle out. I doubt many people here have gone without playing any of these games but if you haven't this is a fantastic deal. I may get a few just so I can gift these to people. https://www.humblebundle.com/

Hello, my name is Splosion and my probation officer has told me I've been ordered to let everyone know that I'm a registered.... Hello...

Wat... Slivers aren't supposed to have legs... They literally let the artists do the only thing possible in screwing up a snake creature. I've always wanted a sliver deck but so far I'm not liking the changes. I'd much rather just shell out $90 for the old premium series sliver deck than put one together with the new cards. It isn't like I'm heading down to FNM with my decks anyway.

Decided to buy The Showdown Effect today during the sale. It's made by the guys who made Magicka and the demo was a ton of fun. The main game however is a steaming pile with an active community of about 12 people half of which are speedhacking asshats intent on destroying an already dying game. There goes $5...

Finally saw some gameplay footage of Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014. It still runs slower than Valve time sadly. Looks like I won't be breaking my habit of using CE to speedhack the game to an acceptable pace anytime soon.

I use that combo in my current simic deck but here's something that gives you even more ludicrous ramp. http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220172&type=card And this guy coming out with the new expansion is equally powerful. Pumping out counters with a simic deck is stupidly easy. I've even seen a few simic decks splash black for corpsejack menace to add another level of counter doubling.

It'd be very difficult to have a stable tri color deck running this combo. You essentially have to dedicate the whole deck to it considering you need better mana ramp from things like crpyt ghast to support that 3 dedicated mana per turn for each demon to keep it untapped / forcing sacrifices.

I love having desecration demon in rakdos but dear god I came across a dimir combo using him that is absolutely frightening. http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=240211&type=card

I'm betting they haven't even begun to see the backlash this will create because there is no way this is going to stay "tf2 only" news. The story's going to spread like wildfire and in all likelihood ruin them. Just look at events like the whole Ocean Marketing fiasco.

112 damage? Isn't that cute... That's a screenshot of the enchantment deck from DoTP 2013. My current damage record in a single turn came from this game. I topped out at over 83,000 damage.

Boros has some great options for late game advantage you could work in. One or two assemble the legion paired with cathar's crusade is insanely powerful. You could also toss in some massive raid to take advantage of the tokens being pumped out or if you need more of a defensive advantage try this.

Pffft... Pillar of flame? You gotta think outside the box. http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=209044&type=card

This threads gonna make birthday bot angry. You guys need to stop trying to steal his thunder.

Wow we didn't have a thread for this. Well it unlocks in 10 hours and I'm sure 90% of us picked it up so here we go. Let's enjoy all the new quotes by Glados and Brock before the masses ruin them by not shutting up about it for the next year.

Oh wow... They're on to us! Quick sacrifice the goat!

Game sucks 0/10

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As much as people love to hate the Wii U over the whole "What are launch titles?" thing it's going to redeem itself this summer. Pikmin 3, new Yoshi's Island, new 3D Mario title, Smash Brothers, mario kart. I'm also really hoping to see a new Mario party for Wii U considering the new controller could open up a lot of interesting minigames. Tons of first party titles are finally coming out as well as an HD remake of wind waker and the virtual console finally being brought up to speed. The way I see it the Wii U is the only console worth owning considering that the vast majority of PS3 and Xbox titles are going to be multiplatform and my pc can handle that.

WE NEED THIS NOW!