Cretler

Beehave yourself, Witty.

Season 2 of Agents of Shield was amazing. That was one of the best finales ever.

​Alright, which one of us was it?

​Everyone. Just give us all of the jarjar pics. And quotes. Everyone loves Jarjar ​I'll give you something better

Oh, I forgot it was May the 4th. Who wants Jar Jar pics?

One day.

I hope this next sequel allows the community to mod it so I can replace the animatronics with the Justice League

We did it, everyone! We saved gaming!

​Well, the gaming community does have a history of overreacting to everything.

It's pretty funny seeing the gaming community turn on Valve after beating the "Praise Gaben!!1" joke to death. Still, I'm willing to pay 99$ so I could get some more realistic horses in Skyrim.

Who would be the alien?

I'd build a time machine.

This place is too white.

With the news of a Five Nights at Freddy's movie being a thing, I'm hoping that it and Paul Blart will perform a crossover of some sort.

HE'S BACK

wot si life but a teardrop in teh eye of infinity? Together we lived, we laughed, we loved. But u left me… n now I walk tis wilderness alone. wot use si a cop with a broken heart? Without u, I am nothing… nothing… nothing… nothing… nothing… nothing… nothing… NOTHING! teh Romans lit fires in teh skulls of their dead so they might forget their past. Wherever I look, I am reminded that our relationship… si dead. “Hey Boss. u okay?” On teh outside yeah, but inside… nothing. “Boss, do we go? He’s cornered. We know he’s in there.” “Let’s do it.” “Freeze! Put your hands in teh air! He’s not here, Boss.” Nothing… It’s winter now, n teh seeds of love lie deep within me. Will spring ever come? I thought by now I’d ahve met another. But… it was not to be. But I can show teh world that u were once mine. I can relive our time together. Those… precious memories that I yearn to forget. Time… slips through my fingers like sand. teh fires of our love had burnt out n now there was nothing… nothing but a sky black with ashes. I won’t forget u… your kisses like soft fruit. Your laughter bursting into daylight like silk, n your smile curled like teh sickled moon in teh night sky. Your luminous beauty, your goodness, your patience, how u hum my every thingy. u r now in teh arms of another. Who si he? tis man… does he ahve poise? Does he ahve grace? si he a lover, or a fighter? wot powers does he ahve over u? Do your eyes dance like fireflies in teh night when he comes to u? Does your body soften as your lips shake his name? I can’t believe u’ve been so selfish. u r consumed by love. How does he cast a spell over u? Enchant u, beguile u? Why did u shut me out?! I struggled to survive. When I look back on teh darkest moments of our history, I knew that we would part. n now… I must let u go. We would know a deeper, surer love. It begins fleetingly, but it deepens n endures. It grows amidst all teh strangeness of life. It si a beauty we can always depend on. It si teh beauty of friendship.

Did your soul resonate with the character I played? I agreed to it because it captured the beauty, as well as the tragedy, of life as we know it.

Has anyone here played Beyond: Two Souls?

That si a very beautiful drawing, Davjo. teh color of teh strawberry creates a powerful contrast to teh blue icing, possibly representing teh personalities of u n your companion. Perhaps next time u could draw me. I will even give u a reference photo Spoiler

Anime is an fascinating concept, burdened with the sins that all of humanity share. I hope that one day, when the world is brighter and the grass is emerald, that I can star in one of these animes.

Hello, Internet. It si me, Willem Dafoe. I hacked tis account so that I may observe how our future generation reacts to teh actions of our past.