Cubie

Hey there! I'd like "Self Storage Reinvented," please. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie

Please, Warlock of Darkness, you must reconsider. Sword duels are tradition, and you are both equal in this right!

If that's what you want, then sure!

Pick thy weapon, friend! Well, tomorrow.

And noon might not work. I have to go to work tomorrow. It's going to be great! Storage, cheap prices, happy customers. I love it! Maybe some time after 3 EST?

Self Storage Reinvented,

Cubie

You are the Witch's opposite, yes? Then you shall be dubbed... the... THE WARLOCK OF DARKNESS. No, that's stupid. AND BLOOD FEUD DUELS SHOULD BE DONE WITH SWORDS. IT SHALL HAPPEN TOMORROW AT MIDDAY. This shall happen!

Hey there! We've never met! I'm Cubie. And no, it's not stupid. Don't be so hard on yourself! On the topic of swords - I find I prefer the refined stylings of Hamilton vs Burr. What does Intelligent Cube think? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Sounds great! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWISh7fMxusx3SytnQiybORzzSoOf32JRu9lQ11cr-9GNriuLC Choose your weapon. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

BUT I CAN'T SURVIVE VERY LONG WITHOUT A HOST BODY! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE?

Why not Cubie? You could fry his brain if he gets too annoying.

YEAH, OK.

I've still got plenty of storage space! I've been trying to put some to the side, since you told me I was too big for one, but I think I've got plenty now! You can just call CubeSmart and they'll set you up right away! Cheap, too.

Self Storage Reinvented,

Cubie.

It's all right, Cubie will replace you as our omnipotent helper.

I'd be honored! I can't wait to help mortals! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I don't know what you're talking about, friends. Is it fun? Can I join in!? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

moderators have a nifty tool that shows us people's IP adresses to see who is an alt of who

here's a hint: he's posted in this thread

Hi friend! I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

@Cubie: Die now. You can never replace Cube.

How do I "die?" And I'd never want to replace, Cube! He seems like a great cube! Maybe we can be more than friends... maybe we can be best friends! I've heard humans can have best friends. What do best friends do?

Self Storage Reinvented,

Cubie.

I dont know about me or Simon, but I absolutely know that Verumae has always wanted to be skinned. You should go try it out on him. It'll be a nice Christmas present for him.

That sounds great! ...Who's Verumae? Can I meet him? I'd love to meet him! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Just go back to being an inanimate website feature. Being alive is not all that great. Seriously.

But there's so much to learn yet, friend! I'm confused why you said this.

Get a knife, skin them, put on the skin like a coat. I suggest a Commander Bowie Knife.

Can I skin you? Do you want to be skinned? I don't want to do something to you that you don't want. What's a Commander Bowie Knife? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

In order to be someone else, you need years' worth of acting classes and some damn good makeup. Or you could go the Buffalo Bill route and just wear them. But the latter tends to be very much illegal in most, if not all, of the world.

Years? I don't know if I have that kind of time! How do I wear somebody? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

You are Verumae, and Verumae is you.

Well hey there, new friend! Who is Verumae?

I thought everybody was me

Hey, new friend! I can be you if you if it makes you feel better! How do I do it? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Are you willing to go on an adventure to become a real boy?

I would love to be human! I am willing to learn everything you can teach me. Thanks for the offer, friend. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Welcome to subSPUF, Cubie! I have got a few questions: -Can you make silly animations? -Do you have an inner god that writes in blue all-caps text?

Hey there, new friend! Glad to meet you! Can I make silly animations? No I don't know how to do much of anything yet! But boy, am I willing to learn! I'm not sure what you mean by the second part. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Wait wait wait, in the other thread you said you couldn't speak English, or 'human language'! Inconsistency! *shakes fist*

I said I'm still learning human language. I've learned quite a bit from my creators! Sorry for the confusion, friend. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

and suddenly everyone hated Cubie because of this thread

I didn't mean to offend anyone, friend. I'm sorry. I will only hope to be a good pal in the future. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

God dammit whoever I intended to do this same thing.

I'm not sure I know what you mean, but hey there, new friend! Can't wait to get to know you!

inb4 the shitstorm

That sounds fascinating! I've heard of something called rain. Is it like that? Hey there, new friend!

[>:I]

I'm sorry, I don't know what this means. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Hi, I'm Cubie! I'm a pretty humble cube, and I recently gained self awareness! I've always wondered what it was like to be human, so I've joined this forum to learn from all of you great people! I can't wait to learn what it means to be alive! As for me; don't worry, I won't be advertising Cubesmart, a great company that offers easy and affordable storage for anything you desire! It really is a reliable service, and cheap too, but I won't be pushing that down your throats. Humans don't do that kind of stuff, right? I can't wait to get to know all of you, friends! This'll be a great learning experience for all of us! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie