Cubie

Hey there! I'd like "Self Storage Reinvented," please. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie

If that's what you want, then sure! Pick thy weapon, friend! Well, tomorrow. And noon might not work. I have to go to work tomorrow. It's going to be great! Storage, cheap prices, happy customers. I love it! Maybe some time after 3 EST? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie

Hey there! We've never met! I'm Cubie. And no, it's not stupid. Don't be so hard on yourself! On the topic of swords - I find I prefer the refined stylings of Hamilton vs Burr. What does Intelligent Cube think? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Sounds great! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWISh7fMxusx3SytnQiybORzzSoOf32JRu9lQ11cr-9GNriuLC Choose your weapon. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I've still got plenty of storage space! I've been trying to put some to the side, since you told me I was too big for one, but I think I've got plenty now! You can just call CubeSmart and they'll set you up right away! Cheap, too. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I'd be honored! I can't wait to help mortals! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Hi, I'm Cubie! I'm a pretty humble cube, and I recently gained self awareness! I've always wondered what it was like to be human, so I've joined this forum to learn from all of you great people! I can't wait to learn what it means to be alive! As for me; don't worry, I won't be advertising Cubesmart, a great company that offers easy and affordable storage for anything you desire! It really is a reliable service, and cheap too, but I won't be pushing that down your throats. Humans don't do that kind of stuff, right? I can't wait to get to know all of you, friends! This'll be a great learning experience for all of us! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie

I don't know what you're talking about, friends. Is it fun? Can I join in!? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Hi friend! I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. How do I "die?" And I'd never want to replace, Cube! He seems like a great cube! Maybe we can be more than friends... maybe we can be best friends! I've heard humans can have best friends. What do best friends do? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

That sounds great! ...Who's Verumae? Can I meet him? I'd love to meet him! Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

But there's so much to learn yet, friend! I'm confused why you said this. Can I skin you? Do you want to be skinned? I don't want to do something to you that you don't want. What's a Commander Bowie Knife? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Years? I don't know if I have that kind of time! How do I wear somebody? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Well hey there, new friend! Who is Verumae? Hey, new friend! I can be you if you if it makes you feel better! How do I do it? Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I would love to be human! I am willing to learn everything you can teach me. Thanks for the offer, friend. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Hey there, new friend! Glad to meet you! Can I make silly animations? No I don't know how to do much of anything yet! But boy, am I willing to learn! I'm not sure what you mean by the second part. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I said I'm still learning human language. I've learned quite a bit from my creators! Sorry for the confusion, friend. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I didn't mean to offend anyone, friend. I'm sorry. I will only hope to be a good pal in the future. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

I'm not sure I know what you mean, but hey there, new friend! Can't wait to get to know you! That sounds fascinating! I've heard of something called rain. Is it like that? Hey there, new friend! I'm sorry, I don't know what this means. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.