The Knight of Rage

Well, there's only one person here who makes brownies...

...and he makes the best brownies in town!

I wrote a poem.

From rust and darkness the one shall rise,

In a mound of true despair and feeble lies

The First Noble shall take up the title

But one shall strike a blow that is vital

The Page shall fall

A traitor to all

The Prince shall pay

But sadly, not today

The group in separated and broken

The threat of Derse awoken

The Heir shall claim his right

The group shall show their might

The Twelve shall unite one final time

To stop the Black Queen's crime

And finally the Twelve shall end her reign

And the land shall be peaceful again

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/anbroids-v20

Listen up bros, lend me your ears,

This handsome little cube just went God Tier!

And he's brewin' up a brand new cookie recipe,

From the powdered bones of his enemies!

I'll flip the odds, turn 'em upside down,

A loss becomes a win, smiles turn to frowns,

You'll rue the day you picked a fight

With the motherflippin' Witch of Light!

...WORD?

...Good job accepting your role, Witch.

THIEF. WHERE IS CHAPTER 3?!

>Get your dastardly sword

Is there a villain to this story? If so... >Be the villain

>Grab your noble weapon and slay some beasts

Thief. I am not represented realistically in this story. I should be slaying hundreds of otherworldy beasts with my bare hands. Let us start with an army of Orcs, yes?

Yes, SPUF, Happy Heart Lust Day!

Buddha the Bard - Land of Wood and Tea

Corvette the Mage - Land of Meadows and Rain

Binary the Heir - Land of Rust and Darkness

Raison the Rogue - Land of Bone and Fire

Ted the Thief - Land of Caves and Shadows

Magickus the Seer - Land of Storm and Knowledge

Rammite the Sylph - Land of Sand and Shields

Commander the Maid - Land of Leaves and Fruit

Cube the Witch - Land of Clouds and Clockwork

Knight of Rage - Land of Violence and Violins

Prince of Blood - Land of Heat and Statues

Page of Heart - Land of Cards and Coins

Since you seem to be the person who knows the most about our session, what's my land?

Hold on. I shall post all the lands.

Y'know, I've always wondered. Since we're apparently in a session, what's your land?

The La -

Hold on

Let me get the Text Fancifier

Land of Violence and Violins

I was using a different font but it looked terrible.

Heavy: Knight of Rage

I am not "heavy", as you may imply, but yes, you called?

No goddammit I'm the only mage(ician) here Ico's just a spirit guy who's dominion is knowledge, wisdom, and blue text. I definitely know a cooler spirit but she's hanging out with the penguin right now

I am not educated in the way of spirits. Hello, Ico! How are you today? I was once a man of the red text! It is nice to see another proper... Another proper colored text user! Yes!

Thief, where am I in this story? And who is this noble "Ico" you people speak of? I am not familiar with this man. Is he a wise and old magician?

If that's what you want, then sure!Pick thy weapon, friend! Well, tomorrow. And noon might not work. I have to go to work tomorrow. It's going to be great! Storage, cheap prices, happy customers. I love it! Maybe some time after 3 EST? Self Storage Reinvented,Cubie

Oh fine, you worthless piece of square. 5 PM EST tomorrow.

Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.

Please, Warlock of Darkness, you must reconsider. Sword duels are tradition, and you are both equal in this right! wait the Witch doesn't have legs You are both mostly equal!

Duel Poster

Oh, Thief. Come now, this is the best you can do? I guess it will have to do.

Cubie.

You are the Witch's opposite, yes? Then you shall be dubbed... the... THE WARLOCK OF DARKNESS. No, that's stupid. AND BLOOD FEUD DUELS SHOULD BE DONE WITH SWORDS. IT SHALL HAPPEN TOMORROW AT MIDDAY. This shall happen!

Ey! Have some cookies!

They're made from the tortured souls of those who said they didn't like my cookies.

So how are they?

Witch, your cookies are terrible and the Duke you men call "Cubie" has Brownies that are much better!

THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO SOLVE YOUR BLOOD FEUD IS A DUEL TO THE DEATH!