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The Knight of Rage

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  1. The Knight of Rage

    Take a Cautionary Sip. I'm Hot.

    ...and he makes the best brownies in town!
  2. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    I wrote a poem. From rust and darkness the one shall rise, In a mound of true despair and feeble lies The First Noble shall take up the title But one shall strike a blow that is vital The Page shall fall A traitor to all The Prince shall pay But sadly, not today The group in separated and broken The threat of Derse awoken The Heir shall claim his right The group shall show their might The Twelve shall unite one final time To stop the Black Queen's crime And finally the Twelve shall end her reign And the land shall be peaceful again
  3. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    ...Good job accepting your role, Witch.
  4. The Knight of Rage

    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    THIEF. WHERE IS CHAPTER 3?!
  5. >Get your dastardly sword
  6. Is there a villain to this story? If so... >Be the villain
  7. >Grab your noble weapon and slay some beasts
  8. The Knight of Rage

    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    Thief. I am not represented realistically in this story. I should be slaying hundreds of otherworldy beasts with my bare hands. Let us start with an army of Orcs, yes?
  9. The Knight of Rage

    Happy valentines day subspuf.

    Yes, SPUF, Happy Heart Lust Day!
  10. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    Buddha the Bard - Land of Wood and Tea Corvette the Mage - Land of Meadows and Rain Binary the Heir - Land of Rust and Darkness Raison the Rogue - Land of Bone and Fire Ted the Thief - Land of Caves and Shadows Magickus the Seer - Land of Storm and Knowledge Rammite the Sylph - Land of Sand and Shields Commander the Maid - Land of Leaves and Fruit Cube the Witch - Land of Clouds and Clockwork Knight of Rage - Land of Violence and Violins Prince of Blood - Land of Heat and Statues Page of Heart - Land of Cards and Coins
  11. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    Hold on. I shall post all the lands.
  12. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    The La - Hold on Let me get the Text Fancifier Land of Violence and Violins I was using a different font but it looked terrible.
  13. The Knight of Rage

    Homestuck

    I am not "heavy", as you may imply, but yes, you called?
  14. The Knight of Rage

    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    I am not educated in the way of spirits. Hello, Ico! How are you today? I was once a man of the red text! It is nice to see another proper... Another proper colored text user! Yes!
  15. The Knight of Rage

    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    Thief, where am I in this story? And who is this noble "Ico" you people speak of? I am not familiar with this man. Is he a wise and old magician?
  16. The Knight of Rage

    Hello everyone.

    Oh fine, you worthless piece of square. 5 PM EST tomorrow.
  17. The Knight of Rage

    Hello everyone.

    Please, Warlock of Darkness, you must reconsider. Sword duels are tradition, and you are both equal in this right! wait the Witch doesn't have legs You are both mostly equal! Oh, Thief. Come now, this is the best you can do? I guess it will have to do.
  18. The Knight of Rage

    Hello everyone.

    You are the Witch's opposite, yes? Then you shall be dubbed... the... THE WARLOCK OF DARKNESS. No, that's stupid. AND BLOOD FEUD DUELS SHOULD BE DONE WITH SWORDS. IT SHALL HAPPEN TOMORROW AT MIDDAY. This shall happen!
  19. The Knight of Rage

    Hello everyone.

    Witch, your cookies are terrible and the Duke you men call "Cubie" has Brownies that are much better! THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO SOLVE YOUR BLOOD FEUD IS A DUEL TO THE DEATH!
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