FrozenFirebug

one day guy was jacking off on internet ad for horny girl pops up guy talks to her she actually isn't bot and writes back guy is turned on guy asks "asl" girl say "6969, m, 2 blocks from your house" guy is scared because she say "m" guy is like "i thought you were girl" girl say "i'm just fucking with you but other things are true" guy disregards this and invites girl over girl agrees and comes over girl actually has 3 penises suddenly crimson liquid End.

My first Trazodone induced dream involved me being in a Chinatown part of Austin. My mom or dad (I can't remember) drove me to this mall that was like twelve stories tall and shaped like a spaceship. The entire thing was like a clusterfucked Mirror's Edge, you literally had to bounce off of walls to get around. The elevators were like small apartments, having two showers, a bench and a bed each. They took forever to actually get anywhere. When I left the building I went to this food court-like building, except instead of food there were like eight banks inside. Something told me I should bank with the Israeli one, so I got a loan and walked around the place. I found that they sold furry porn and Justin Bieber porn there and at that point I woke up in utter disgust.

^what

playing combat arms when suddenly ain't that the truth

here are your options in combat arms use an smg and get called a noob use a machine gun and get called a noob use a shotgun and get kicked immediately even though they suck pretty bad use a launcher and get kicked immediately even though they suck pretty bad use a pistol and get kicked the second you do well for "hacking" use a sniper rifle and get called a noob unless you do a SUPERPRO420QUICKSCOPE use an assault rifle and be loved by everyone even though they're overpowered in comparison to other guns yeah

all i care about is bringing jockey back

combat arms is like the worst fucking fps but i can't stop playing it

ultron

recently decided to become a speed based gunner in spiral knights yes i like spiral knights

that crayon

i made a valuable contribution i feel

it's a reaction in itself you web slinging fool