FrozenFirebug

okay nevermind i had a dream where this fat kid who was a real life carl from jimmy neutron worked at a domino's and he fucked up my pizza

i don't even think i can dream anymore on these meds

i am technologically impaired what is all this

because we're fat

the reserve shooter would be good if i didn't have an aimbot built in my brain when i see the shotgun viewmodel

deviantart has a thing that supposedly reads your thoughts and draws something for thine it gave mineself this accurate

About a month ago I had another game related dream that was probably the most amazing thing I've ever dreamt. The game was about the entire expansion of life and how to save it. Some games in the server browser had a tag disclaiming that they were inherently impossible to win, but every now and then you would find a game that you could beat. You took the perspective of literally everyone and everything who ever lived. It started with the dinosaurs. You could see over time just how much they populated the Earth, but sure enough their time came to pass. They were all killed in one fell swoop by a massive explosion and covered in volcanic ash like Pompeii. The game fast forwarded at this point, showing small insect/reptilian hybrid creatures emerging from the deceased dinosaurs over the millenia like an egg sac. I'm not sure what happened to the creatures but I'm pretty sure it was implied that they were the basis from which all creatures came in this reality. The game then startlingly skipped ahead to a dreary, futuristic society inhabited by humans. We were dying off fairly quickly and the Earth could no longer support us. We had to find an new planet to live on. Oh yeah, on top of that 99.999% of the population (at least double what it is currently) was sterile. At this point you actually took control of a character instead of just seeing things from their eyes. You piloted a spacecraft containing everyone who could still potentially have children to the closest possible celestial body that could support life. The main goal was not fucking up by hitting shit and keeping mostly everyone alive and healthy with the limited food sources you had on board. The main reason that most games were straight up impossible to win was because your ship was a piece of shit and every time you landed on a planet to check its inhabitability you would crash and kill most of your crew. Apparently we did not possess the technology to scan out planets before crash landing on them so you really just had to take a guess by looking at it. If you finally managed to find the perfect planet without killing literally everyone, your crew would have to repopulate and rebuild civilization. If you died upon landing on a planet where life could grow, over millions of years life would once more sprout out from the shell you once were and eventually become something similar, but new. The whole process would go on for eternity or until someone fucked up real bad. I guess it was so amazing because I experienced millions of years all within 10 hours, in addition to it feeling very life like and being very gritty.

came up with an alternate scout playstyle melee a few minutes ago on bigspuf Original Mann Co. Product level 1 Rocket Launcher Melee On Hit While Airborne: Fire a Direct Hit rocket straight downwards +100% self damage resistance on wearer 30% slower firing speed -12% movement speed on wearer -100% blast radius EDIT: also came up with a clusterfuck of stats demoknight set The Cement Shoes Level 10 Boots 15% slower movement speed on wearer The (Literal) Tower Shield Level 10 Wall +100% damage from melee sources on wearer The Stone Cold Smashers Level 10 Gauntlets No random critical hits Tower Defense Level 10 Set Bonus +25 max health on wearer All ammo collected becomes health +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer -40% damage from ranged sources on wearer Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies. +100% increase in charge recharge rate +100% increase in turning control while charging Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage you're greatly disadvantaged in melee combat but can't really be touched by guns also the fists don't have extended melee range so you have to play your cards right if you fuck up your charge

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