FrozenFirebug

Every other night I have these amazing dreams in which I'm actually in a video game I've never seen before. Trazodone is awesome for dreaming. I'm not sure if I can quite explain the awesomeness to anyone but myself but I'll try to share the last one I had. I was in this mansion with about 4 other people, and we met a guy who was like a circus ringleader who instructed us to find symbols around the mansion. Literally every wall was movable and some floors were too. I found a symbol and pushed on the wall, revealing a small imp like creature that seemed harmless. I continued on that pathway, finding more symbols and revealing more monsters. Somehow everyone managed to meet up in a basic room, at which point we were told to pick up a weapon. I picked up a revolver and soon the walls were being beat down by the enemies. We all pushed in on walls that weren't being broken to escape. For some reason I don't think the bad guys could travel the way we could and were limited to raw force. Basically it was a mix of hide and seek, tag, a maze and occasionally shooting shit. Nobody had much ammo so we had to conserve until we found a new weapon. Over time the enemies got impossibly strong and started breaking walls incredibly fast, at which point the entire concept of the game changed. All walls were sealed off and in addition to our shitty weapons we got heavy duty weapons like flamethrowers and miniguns with a seemingly infinite ammo supply. Enemies regenerated health much too fast to be killed in a reasonable amount of time by one person, plus they can kill you instantly now. If more than two of your teammates died you were fucked. You had to kill every single one of the monsters you unleashed, and seeing as some of them were incredibly large (and thus durable) and some rooms contained a hell of a lot of small guys, it was a lot to accomplish in one life. Eventually we killed everything and a window to the outside world opened up.

subpar new skrillex album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFcmbaeClEc i don't really like untouchables that much (it's a great album, i just like its immediate predecessor and successor a lot more) but i love this song

a scotsman walks out of a bar hank hill forgot the alamo what type of money do they use in space

the most asinine of bullshit that should be disregarded with the utmost discretion Level 1 Revolver Replacement Stats based on Flying Guillotine On Hit: Tether enemy for 3 seconds Tethered enemies follow your directional movement exactly -20% damage penalty Does not inflict bleed damage idk

bacon jerky best jerky

what if there was a spy primary that was just an egg and enemies with egg on their face become big disgraces and commit seppuku

i haven't even played tf2 in like 2 months did they fuck something up

the entirety of blondie's newest album it reminds me of the bunny the bear for some reason

what do you get when you try to make a clever play on words

is this satire

you can rocket jump in e.y.e divine cybermancy without explosives if you have good enough stats and upgrades