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Just now, Expresate said:

 

Just now, Expresate said:

Legalized government regulated weed = free.

 

Okay, got it. 

 

it was hyperbole but he still didn't even do that and maintains that the powers that be won't let him

happy valentines day lads i love u all platonically

5 minutes ago, Stackbabbin' Bumscags said:

This is called the shitstorm thread, not shitposting.

everyone else's low quality posts aren't any better just because they have some vague implication of progressivism

1 hour ago, Expresate said:

I grew up in the US. Do you not remember 2008? At all? But no the US is the best fucking country in the world, no problems at all, none, nope, everything is great. 

 

Grow up.

absolutely epic post my friend

 

but yes i remember the day obama took office. i understand correlation and causation aren't the same thing, my post was just about how canada is a real shit place to be rn.

 

1 hour ago, Punished Cretler said:

trump has shit taste and is scared of breastfeeding.

 

at least trudeau is hot and can fall down some stairs in a convincing way

trudeau is only capable of convincing the canadian people they'll get free weed

 

didn't even do that

reminder that trump has literally done nothing wrong

 

On 2/13/2016 at 0:02 PM, Stackbabbin' Bumscags said:

If Trump wins, I'd seriously consider moving out of the country.
I mean, I'm already like "I want out of here" because I'm tired of US politics, that isn't to say that other nations don't have their own problems, but the problems here have gotten way out of hand.

enjoy sweden

14 hours ago, Expresate said:

Move on up to Canada, Bumscags. We can be part of the effort that builds a wall on the border to keep Trump out. 

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

but yeah a northern wall would be fine too

2 hours ago, Local Meme Drive (K:) said:

There's already millions of tons of white bullshit in America. We're called white people.

delete this u cuk

 

"Arthur can you come to the bathhouse?" said Buster, "With me and Binky?"

"What is a bathhouse?" said Arthur, "A Public bathing place?"

"Not really," said Buster, "But it is well a sex club."

"Buster i am not gay. If i was i would go," said Arthur, "You should know i date Francine i have a date with her tonight."

"I forgot about that,"said Buster, "Just thought i would ask."

"Thanks for asking," said Arthur, "Your my best friend even though your gay i accept you being gay."

Buster knows Arthur accepts it. And knows why Arthur won't go in a gay bathhouse. But they are still best friends. Now Buster, Binky, Mr. Ratburn, and Wilbur Rabbit are on their way to the bathhouse. Named Elwood City bathhouse.

"This is the place," said Mr. Ratburn, "You two can becoming members for just $18.00."

"Sounds good to me," said Buster, "How about you Binky?"

"Yeah it sure does," said Binky, "Let's go inside now."

"Yes let's do," said Mr. Ratburn, "And get you two membership. And we can enjoy this place."

"You two can find love inside," said Wilbur Rabbit, "Maybe you two will have each other."

They went inside and paid the worker both paid$ 18.00 for membership and buzzed through and got their towels and condoms. They went to their lockers took off their clothes and put the towels around their waist.

"Don't be afraid if they feel the front of your towels," said Mr. Ratburn, "They want to feel your manhood."

"We know that," said Buster, "We checked about these places online."

"Yes indeed," said Binky, "That is why we agreed to come here."

"I forgot you two did research," said Mr. Ratburn, "We hope you two find love here."

They went in a small room that was rented by a man named Richard. He is waiting for other men like Buster and Binky. Arthur and Francine is at a restaurant called Steak house. Along with George and Sue Ellen. Talking about their gay friends. Which is Buster and Binky. Plus Mr. Ratburn and Wilbur Rabbit. See what happens in the next chapter. 

At the steak house Sue Ellen is having a salad being a Vegetarian. And at the Gay Bathhouse Buster went in a room that has glory holes in it. He knows he must take off his towel to expose his manhood. He can stay naked there if he likes.

"This is like a maze," said Buster, "What is in the rooms?"

"It has glory holes in it," said Mr. Ratburn, "To suck or to be sucked or both go on in. But take off your towel first."

"That is good," said Buster, "Can i keep it off to stay naked?"

"You can do that," said Mr. Ratburn, "I took mine off already."

"Can i also take off mine?" said Binky, "Or do i leave it on?"

"Go right ahead Binky," said Mr. Ratburn, "We are all free to wear nothing."

They took off their towels each went in different rooms with glory holes in it. Buster is brave about it. He studied about gay bathhouse than Binky. So he put his thing in a hole to be sucked. He wants to know who it is sucking because he likes it. Little does he know it is a boy he met at camp when he was 10 years old he is what is called a Queen not Buster.

"Buster you are a natural bathhouse patron," said Mr. Ratburn, "I can find out who it is so you can find love."

"That is the idea," said Buster, "I want you to see who it is so we can meet."

"Then i will see who it is then," said Mr. Ratburn, "And you two can do it in the room you rented here."

"Why sure," said Buster, "Anyone can join in because i studied how gay bathhouses work."

Then Mr. Ratburn found the boy and talking to him now. He wants to meet Buster of course. His name is Sam.

"Yes i will meet him," said Sam, "I saw him in camp when we was 10."

"Did he tell you he is gay like you?" said Mr. Ratburn, "Or was he still in the closet then?"

"He told me he was," said Sam, "He has been out of the closet since he was 9."

Next chapter they go in that room Buster rented for a few hours. See what happens next chapter. 
Buster and Sam are heading towards Buster's rented room to do it. It's name is called lust for the rooms are named after the 7 deadly sins. Mr. Ratburn rented envy Binky got anger and Wilbur Rabbit rented pride. We see Fern with Prunella. They are at the same steak house as Arthur, Francine, George, and Sue Ellen but on the other side of it. They are Lesbians. They are just out of the closet types after all. They are happy the Supreme court made that decision.

"So yes being a lesbian is good," said Fern, "We can get married if we like thanks to the Supreme court."

"We should get married," said Prunella, "And we can invite our friends to it."

"Well we sure can and will," said Fern, "We can invite Arthur, Francine, Sue Ellen and George now they are here."

"Yes they are," said Prunella, "Let's go ask them now."

"Why sure now is good," said Fern, "That is a good idea."

They are asking them if they want to come they said they just might go to it and most likely will. Back at the gay bathhouse Buster is talking to Sam in the nude. For they aren't wearing their towels their boy parts are erect. Buster wants Sam to get castrated as in cut off his balls removed from his scrotum. Buster wants them in a jar to remind him what he once had. He can chose to become a nullo as in get his entire sex organs removed and sit to pee like a girl.

"For you i will have my balls removed," said Sam, "I always dreamed to get them removed from my body to have a flat sack. I know they will shave off my fur off my scrotum the fur will grow back."

"Good then you will get them removed," said Buster, "Please keep your boy part so you can still stand to pee."

"That is good," said Sam, "I like were it is at."

"No skin will be removed from you," said Buster, "I just want your testicles removed from you."

"Good at least i will have my boy part," said Sam, "Will my sack be flat or i get fake ones put in?"

"I say keep it flat," said Buster, "So you will know you have no more balls." 

Now we see Arthur proposing to Francine the love of his life. He has been wanting to propose for a month.

"Francine i love you," said Arthur, "Will you marry me?"

"I also love you," said Francine, "So i say yes."

Arthur is happy that he will marry Francine. Sam goes to be castrated a few days after bathhouse. See what happens next chapter.
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Buster is waiting for Sam who will soon get castrated. While Arthur and Francine prepare for their wedding. Arthur already has formal clothes now Francine and Fern will get dresses from Muffy who is a dressmaker. They went there now.

"Fern Muffy can get us dresses for us to loan us," said Francine, "Or maybe sell to us instead."

"I think we should buy them," said Fern, "Buying them will be best i think."

"You're correct Fern," said Francine, "Muffy will pick out the perfect dresses for us."

"Buying is great," said Fern, "Just glad we know Muffy makes dresses and sells them cheap."

"Buying them is best," said Francine, "So we will buy them from her."

Arthur and George are talking about Arthur and Francine's upcoming wedding. And about some of their friends. Them friends being Buster, Fern, and Prunella. And also about the upcoming castration of Sam who is the lover of Buster.

"Soon you will be married to Francine," said George, "And can start a family together."

"That is the plan," said Arthur, "By the way Buster did ask me to go to the bathhouse i said no."

"Binky asked me that," said George, "I said no to him as well. We aren't gay after all."

"That is why we said no to them," said Arthur, "They do understand that. And Sam is being castrated."

"Yes because Buster wants him to," said George, "They will only cut off his balls."

At the local Hospital Sam is getting ready to get castrated. He is as naked as the day he was born so no blood gets on his clothes. They will only cut off his balls. Buster is waiting for him as he gets castrated. Buster want him castrated. 

"Binky glad you came to wait with me," said Buster, "Is yours also be castrated?"

"That is up to him," said Binky, "Sam does want to be castrated."

"That is true," said Buster, "Sam always wanted his balls cut off."

"That is true," said Binky, "He told me he did of course."

Sam was took into surgery. He will go to sleep with his balls and wake up without them. See what happens in the next chapter. Give me ideas what happens next chapter. See what happens next chapter.
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Sam is now getting castrated. His fur was shaved in that area and his sack is being cut open. He is sleeping so he doesn't feel any pain. He will only get his balls removed not the rest of it. Buster wants him castrated and he wants castrated.

"Well let's put you under," said the doctor, "And remove your balls and sow you up."

"I am ready for it," said Sam, "And good bye to my balls."

"Your sack will become flat," said the doctor, "And have no more sperm. But you don't need them your gay."

"That is my dream," said Sam, "And Buster also wants me castrated."

"Let's make you sleep now," said the doctor, "And i will remove your balls."

Buster is waiting as the doctor cuts off Sam's ball. He will have them thrown away instead of keeping them in a jar. The doctor then removed both his balls and sown him up. Arthur is now talking to Brain and his wife Lydia.

"So yes the wedding is in two weeks," said Arthur, "At the church that is."

"Two weeks is good," said Brain, "You two can start a family together."

"Indeed that is good," said Lydia, "Francine is a lucky woman marrying you."

"Thanks you two," said Arthur, "I heard Sam is being castrated now."

"Glad it is only his balls that gets removed," said Brain, "And not the entire private parts."

Francine and Fern are looking at wedding dresses that Muffy sells. Muffy is talking to them both as well.

"Francine you getting married is nice," said Muffy, "Same as you as well Fern." 

"We are both lucky," said Fern, "Even though mine is a same sex one."

"I support that," said Muffy, "As long as your happy with Prunella."

"I am a lucky woman," said Francine, "I am very happy with Arthur."

Sam is now castrated. He is now recovering and will awake. Buster is holding his right hand. And looked under the cover showing a flat sack because he is naked. See what happens next chapter.
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Sam had his balls and scrotum removed. He had penis cancer so they had to remove the whole thing. So he is a nullo now. So Buster has to tell him. He no longer has a penis. In fact he has no genitals because they took all of it from his body. He woke up saw his penis was gone. He knows they found cancer in it. But he is happy to be alive from castration and cancer.

"Well i know longer have a penis but i am happy," said Sam, "Buster you will be the one who pentrates me fom now on."

"And that i will," said Buster, "Your front is nice and smooth now."

"I as long as i have you i am happy," said Sam, "I don't need a penis to live anyway."

"It is in a jar with your sack and balls," said Buster, "We will take them home with us."

"As long as i have you i am happy," said Sam, "Now i have to sit down to pee from now on."

He won't mind not having a penis. As long as he has Buster he is happy. He is at home sitting to pee which he must do from now on. He might not have any genitals anymore but happy none the less. He is adjusting well without a penis. He is peeing now sitting like a girl to pee from his new pee hole. He loves Buster. Buster won't get castrated he keeps them parts.

"You seem be adjusting without a penis," said Buster, "You are the best nullo i know."

"Thank you," said Sam, "I might not have a penis anymore but i am sure happy."

"You are nice and smooth there," said Buster, "You can wear panties now."

"Yeah i can wear them," said Sam, "I will wear them starting soon." 

We go to Arthur and Francine getting a marriage lisence so they can get married. He and Francine will raise a family. Half Aardvark and half monkey kids. Also known as Monkeyvarks. They will be attractive children indeed.

"Well we have it now," said Athur, "That means we can be married soon."

"Yes we do," said Francine, "You will make a good husband."

"We can have children," said Arthur, "We can have a family together."

"We will have a happy family," said Francine, "You will make a great father."

Them two then kissed. They set their wedding for 2 weeks. Sorry i haven't updated in a while but here is this new chapter and will update as soon as i can. See what happens next chapter. 

Sam might not have any genitals but loves being naked to show off his now smooth front like that of females. Arthur is at his house naked with his penis and scrotum showing. His balls are inside his scrotum. He then got in the shower. He and Francine will soon be married. As in just three days. He is glad he isn't castrated. He heard Sam became a nullo. Arthur is circumcised. He had it done just after his birth. His mom believes in it after all. His mom wants him to become a dad to children.

"Soon me and Francine will be married," said Arthur, "Brain when i get out look away please."

"I will not be in there," said Brain, "Don't worry i won't see your penis."

"You seen me naked before," said Arthur, "When we put on our bathing suits."

"Yes just not out of a shower," said Brain, "If i see it i won't touch that organ."

"That is true," said Arthur, "I will get dressed in here."

He and Sue Ellen will soon be married as well. Just not on the same day. Fern and Prunella are getting ready for their same sex wedding. D.W. and Bud are on a date now. She is in love with him and he is in love with her. They are too young to get married. Bud isn't wearing his hat on the date. His brown hair looks good. He no longer wears hats everyday.

"I am glad we are dating," said Bud, "With you my girlfriend."

"And i am glad i am with you," said D.W., "You are a good looking boy after all."

"And you are a good looking girl," said Bud, "I am glad we have each other instead of you with a Tibble."

"Emily is dating one," said D.W., "Some other girl is dating the other and i love you."

"That is true," said Bud, "I am glad we are together." 

We now see Sam naked without any genitals. His new pee hole works good. It in fact looks like a small vagina. He has to sit to pee like a girl. Buster likes seeing him naked. They no longer go to a gay bathhouse. They have each other and Sam no longer has a penis. They are in a jar floating along with a photo of him naked before he got fully castrated.

"Sam you look good naked," said Buster, "Seeing you without genitals is amazing."

"I love being castrated," said Sam, "I never liked them anyway after all."

"I am also naked," said Buster, "After all you see my genitals."

"They look good on you," said Sam, "I hope you keep them for the rest of your life."

Buster made a promise he will keep. See what happens in the next chapter of this story. 

Sam is seen naked again once again we see no genitals. He might not have a penis but can still pee. He will wear a dress without underwear under it. It is the day of Arthur and Francine's wedding at their church St. Paul's catholic church. They will have a family together as in children. They will have four together. Two boys who will be circumcised after birth and two girls. They will be monkeyvarks. Because Arthur is an Aardvark and Francine is a monkey. It is now the time for that wedding. They all came to it. After the wedding and reception Binky, Mr. Ratburn, and Wilbur Rabbit will head to the gay bathhouse.

"I am glad you came Buster," said Arthur, "Sam are you wearing a dress?"

"I am glad i came," said Buster, "You are my best friend after all."

"Yes i am wearing a dress," said Sam, "Fits me better since my genitals was removed."

"Still he shouldn't wear it," said Fern, "It is made for women not men."

"I am a eunuch," said Sam, "In fact i am a nullo because i have no penis."

They took their seats with Buster as the best man. The ring bearer is a young cousin of Arthur's named Dennis Read. He looks like Arthur only doesn't wear glasses and is a bit shorter than Arthur at that age. And doesn't like to dress up like Arthur so he is wearing a suit instead of a tuxedo to the wedding. The wedding started Father O,Conner gave them the vows. They both said i do. They are married now. They all cheered for the new couple then the reception at city hall party room. 

"Soon we will be married," said Brain, "At my church which is the same as Arthur and Francine."

"Yes indeed," said Sue Ellen, "Binky where will you go to after the reception?"

"Head to the gay bathhouse," said Binky, "I sure love that place after all."

"That is good," said Sue Ellen, "You know i am a tolerent woman."

"That is true," said Binky, "I go with Mr. Ratburn and Wilbur Rabbit."

After the reception they went to the bathhouse to have gay sex. They will take off their towels to let their butts and penises show. They love being naked. Buster no longer goes there same as Sam because they have each other. They are talking in the room they rented. Binky is with a man named Bob. He is a cat man. They are talking before they have gay sex.

"Yes this place is nice," said Binky, "I sure enjoy being a gay man."

"Same here," said Bob, "You are a good "Bear" Which means a big gay man."

"That is true," said Binky, "I am in fact am one of them even though i am a bull dog."

"Yes of course," said Bob, "Lets do it now so others can watch."

After that they did it. See what happens in the next chapter of this story.

 

 

 

 

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