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    Let's get this thread throbbing with some incredible trade stories. Any great deals you've gotten or anything you just think is interesting. Here's mine: I was dicking around on a trade server with Stamda the day of the Pyromania update, looking to see if I could find a strange Rainblower for cheap. Some guy was advertising him selling one so I traded him, in hopes he would accept my meager offer of dirty hats and a few reclaimed metal. I figured he wouldn't trade it to me but I took a chance and offered nearly my entire backpack at the time. He looked at everything and said "You know. You can have free." (English must not have been his first language because he only typed in broken weird sentences) So basically he gave me an item worth, I think around 3-5 keys the day it came out, for free.

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    OK, so today, I had perhaps the single best idea I've ever come up with. A movie, right? About Nazis. Ya followin' me? And the Nazis; Yeah? They fight crime. BOOM OH, and they also fight a Giant Mecha-Jew. Best idea ever, right? Anyway, I haven't come up with a title, so you guys help me decide what I should call this masterpiece before I ship it off to Disney.

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    Salutations Spuffers. My plane for Hawaii leaves Sunday night, so really I only have today to do shit before I have to leave. I'll be gone 'til Tuesday, but I wanna have some fun before I go. I'd be rather pleased if I could get some of you lovely bastards to play some TF2 with me before I go. I think it'd be pretty neat to get to know you all better.

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    http://hamumu.com/game.php?game=MYSTIC Ok, so, let me preface this. THIS GAME IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. It's a really simple magic-based, Third-Person/Top-Down RPG. Fairly short, very simple. If you don't like games like that, leave. Now. You are Kid Mystic, and the evil Bobby Khan has stolen all the magical orbs in the land, allowing for evil monsters to take over your village. You get to fight some crazy shit guys; Sea Monsters, Living Statues, Giant Mushrooms, Mountain Goats, Giant floating eye-balls that shoot freakin' laser-beams! The goal of the game is to progress through the four hubs worlds completing puzzles and in general, fucking shit up in order to get to Bobby Khan and restore peace to the land! I used to play this shit when I was like 10 on my Windows 98 computer. Even now I still go back and play it once in a while. So now, I want you to download and play the demo, and prove me wrong that this game is fucking awesome.

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    The occasional double airshot is always nice. As are those miraculous moments where I suddenly know how to aim the Ambassador One of my favorite kills is still when I managed to 1v1 an overhealed Heavy guarding the final point of Gullywash, winning my team the match with the backcap and netting us second place of ETF2L's div5 season. Shared joy is best joy.

    I did something similar as Medic. Me and the Heavy I was pocketing were attempting to take back our second point on Cp_Orange. He got killed, but not before doing a shite-ton of damage before he went down. I had to finish the job. I had ~80% ubercharge. I pull out my Overdose and step out from behind the corner. Ended up killing 3 people (One of them was the Heavy that killed my Heavy). I then zoom to the next cap point, Uber-Sawing a Spy on the way, giving me full Uber. Me and a friendly Demo cap the point then the next and eventually end up winning the game.

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    Badwater Basin. Pirates versus Robots practice match.

    I was Rammbeard the great because I did cool shit and all that jazz. RED Demo, Loch + Screen + Caber.

    I turn the corner and there it was. The biggest amassment of robosoldiers I had ever seen ever. Being an obviously skilled demoman with absolutely no spam, I fired and missed horribly and aimed at a wall.

    A soldier rocketjumped right into the grenade, and went flying up. I used my amazing luck battle-won skill and fired another shot, landing the perfect airshot on the soldier. I taunted like I had never taunted before.

    Beautiful

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    I remember a bit back I was pubbing with the Saharan Spy set, and I had wreaked so much havoc that at one point I had around 6 people chasing me down. It was up there with the best feelings a Spy can get.

    False. As a Spy you forfeit the validity of all feelings you think you may have felt. What you think of as "feelings" have actually been replaced with Imitation Crab-Meat.

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!1!!one!! Also I'm impressed you could read my previous post.

    It took me a little while, but the English language is my forte so I can read pretty much anything written in English no matter how misspelled it is.

    Since this seems to be the cp_orange story thread, I figured I'd share my own. It was the 5cp one, with the tower in the middle, on an all-crit server. We had one point left. My team sucked. So I decided I'd go out there and fuck shit up by myself...as sniper. Using gratuitous SMG fire and noscopes, I managed to push all the way to the opposing point, where I won us the game. Then I got kicked because it was a Skial server and people were accusing me of hacking. Which I probably deserved, because before I decided to go all Rambo on the other team I had built a teleporter trap in spawn...

    I've done similar things as Medic with the Syringe gun, just getting like 5 kills in a row and just generally wreaking almighty havoc.

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    how 2 git en snoiperz bidnezz: 1) eqip botsun baser bonk and fors a nacher 2) dronk bokn 3) run 2 thim 4) baser adn fors them til thay dai XDXDXDXD

    As soon as my Bonk wore off he would Headshot me instantly almost every time. The few times I managed to get through as Scout he took out his SMG and hit every shot, killing me damn near instantly.

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    loch and lolz is pretty good for point clearing, especially if it crits. otherwise, my 8 headshot ,10 overall, kill streak as sniper. opposing snipers were very butthurt.

    There was this one time where I was playing on CP_Orange again. There was a sniper who killed me like 6 times in a row. So I got pissed and switched my focus to ONLY him. I went Demoman w/Sticky-Jumper, Soldier, Pyro, Sniper, Spy, Scout w/Bonk, but no matter WHAT I did. I could NOT kill this mother fucker. I was infuriated. He killed me at LEAST 30 times, and I know I'm bad at TF2 but not THAT bad. I don't think I ever killed him. I'm still furious about it to this day. Partly why I can't stand Snipers.

  24. Posted · Edited by Love_Caktus

    This has probably already been done into the ground, but screw it.

    I want to hear you salty mothers tell me a story about your most incredible kills.

    As for mine:

    I was playing on cp_orange, the one with the big tower in the middle. You know the one. and I was a Medic with the Crusader's Crossbow desperately trying to cap the middle point while the enemy was going to cap our second point. I lost the cap and jumped off determined to stick those smug bastards by their shriveled Nutsacks. ANYWHORE, as soon as my foot leaves the roof, I see an enemy Demoman sticky-jumping to meet up with his Ass-Allies. I shoot my Crossbow arbitrarily, knowing I probably won't hit shit. I see the Demoman's arch synch up with that of my arrow. *THWACK-DING*

    "Love_Caktus ♥♥♥♥ED UP Blu_Demoman"

    I pinned this sorry twat by his foot to the wall and hung him upside down. I have never felt joy like that in my life, and I have yet to experience again.

    TL;DR: Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' ta ♥♥♥♥ wit.

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