Love_Caktus

Let's get this thread throbbing with some incredible trade stories. Any great deals you've gotten or anything you just think is interesting. Here's mine: I was dicking around on a trade server with Stamda the day of the Pyromania update, looking to see if I could find a strange Rainblower for cheap. Some guy was advertising him selling one so I traded him, in hopes he would accept my meager offer of dirty hats and a few reclaimed metal. I figured he wouldn't trade it to me but I took a chance and offered nearly my entire backpack at the time. He looked at everything and said "You know. You can have free." (English must not have been his first language because he only typed in broken weird sentences) So basically he gave me an item worth, I think around 3-5 keys the day it came out, for free.

OK, so today, I had perhaps the single best idea I've ever come up with. A movie, right? About Nazis. Ya followin' me? And the Nazis; Yeah? They fight crime. BOOM OH, and they also fight a Giant Mecha-Jew. Best idea ever, right? Anyway, I haven't come up with a title, so you guys help me decide what I should call this masterpiece before I ship it off to Disney.

I call being this guy.

Deal. Pancreas > Cawfee

P.S. Capp, sorry about that Killing Floor match, my internet is absolute shite.

But...that....Pancreas...

I have an insatiable hunger for internal organs.

Comeau wins.

I made this for you.

I'm likin' this one the best so far.

I took this screenshot so long ago.

Con-Air because I want to be one of the cool kids.

Hello everyone, just a quick introduction (I'll keep it short and sweet) I was informed by my friend Stamda to inform you that I am his friend in real life, so yeah, that's a fact. I play TF2, L4D, Killing Floor, all that good shit. Stamda likes to think I'm easy to get along with, and in all actuality, I guess that's true. However, I get VERY into my TF2 matches. VERY. INTO. That being said, I'm a very open-minded person, and I like almost everyone I meet! Unless you don't agree with me. THEN YOU CAN JUST PISS OFF. I kid, I kid... ♥♥♥♥ I'm awkward. THAT'S ABOUT IT. KBYE.

Salutations Spuffers. My plane for Hawaii leaves Sunday night, so really I only have today to do shit before I have to leave. I'll be gone 'til Tuesday, but I wanna have some fun before I go. I'd be rather pleased if I could get some of you lovely bastards to play some TF2 with me before I go. I think it'd be pretty neat to get to know you all better.

God damn it. I leave for Hawaii in the morning so I have to miss this. Shit.

This has probably already been done into the ground, but screw it. I want to hear you salty mothers tell me a story about your most incredible kills. As for mine: I was playing on cp_orange, the one with the big tower in the middle. You know the one. and I was a Medic with the Crusader's Crossbow desperately trying to cap the middle point while the enemy was going to cap our second point. I lost the cap and jumped off determined to stick those smug bastards by their shriveled Nutsacks. ANYWHORE, as soon as my foot leaves the roof, I see an enemy Demoman sticky-jumping to meet up with his Ass-Allies. I shoot my Crossbow arbitrarily, knowing I probably won't hit shit. I see the Demoman's arch synch up with that of my arrow. *THWACK-DING* "Love_Caktus ♥♥♥♥ED UP Blu_Demoman" I pinned this sorry twat by his foot to the wall and hung him upside down. I have never felt joy like that in my life, and I have yet to experience again. TL;DR: Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' ta ♥♥♥♥ wit.

http://hamumu.com/game.php?game=MYSTIC Ok, so, let me preface this. THIS GAME IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. It's a really simple magic-based, Third-Person/Top-Down RPG. Fairly short, very simple. If you don't like games like that, leave. Now. You are Kid Mystic, and the evil Bobby Khan has stolen all the magical orbs in the land, allowing for evil monsters to take over your village. You get to fight some crazy shit guys; Sea Monsters, Living Statues, Giant Mushrooms, Mountain Goats, Giant floating eye-balls that shoot freakin' laser-beams! The goal of the game is to progress through the four hubs worlds completing puzzles and in general, fucking shit up in order to get to Bobby Khan and restore peace to the land! I used to play this shit when I was like 10 on my Windows 98 computer. Even now I still go back and play it once in a while. So now, I want you to download and play the demo, and prove me wrong that this game is fucking awesome.

I did something similar as Medic. Me and the Heavy I was pocketing were attempting to take back our second point on Cp_Orange. He got killed, but not before doing a shite-ton of damage before he went down. I had to finish the job. I had ~80% ubercharge. I pull out my Overdose and step out from behind the corner. Ended up killing 3 people (One of them was the Heavy that killed my Heavy). I then zoom to the next cap point, Uber-Sawing a Spy on the way, giving me full Uber. Me and a friendly Demo cap the point then the next and eventually end up winning the game.

Just gonna start a conversation because why the hell not. What are your favorite Classes and play-styles? (Why is optional but appreciated) My favorite class is Medic because it's necessary to the team. I usually use the Overdose, the stock Medi-Gun, and the Uber-Saw. The Overdose because the movement speed buff, the stock Medi-Gun, because let's face it: nothing beats the classic Uber-charge. And I use the Uber-saw because I'm a grubby, stealing piece o' shit and I like to take my success from other people.

Beautiful

False. As a Spy you forfeit the validity of all feelings you think you may have felt. What you think of as "feelings" have actually been replaced with Imitation Crab-Meat.

A few weeks ago (or so it seems) as I was nestled in my bed; waiting to dream, I felt a faint hand across the nape of my neck and an incomprehensibly cold whisper found it's way to my head. I thought it odd, but payed it no further contemplation. As I awoke the next morning however, a sense of overwhelming emptiness and despair washed over me as an agonizing miasma; suffocating and inescapable. I attempted to reach out; to scream for help, but my desperate plea went unanswered as I was silenced by the constricting cloud. My heart gave out and the all-consuming dervish of darkness continued to tear me apart from my core. My knees trembled and I fell to the floor in a spasming heap. No amount of air could bring me respite. I grasped in front of me but to no avail. There was simply nothing to grasp. The void had eaten me whole. In the void, I have no need for tangible luxuries. I have no desire, no motivation, no form. I simply am, or I am not. There are no certainties here. I am an idea travelling nowhere; to no destination, yet somehow finding my home. I arrive in the minds of the strong; the enlightened, the broken. I travel in the words of the vicious and the spears of the vile. You'll know when I reach you. The void will swallow you too, as it does to all. In that moment you will feel my hand, and be subjected to an exasperated frigid sigh in the night: "Help me."

It took me a little while, but the English language is my forte so I can read pretty much anything written in English no matter how misspelled it is. I've done similar things as Medic with the Syringe gun, just getting like 5 kills in a row and just generally wreaking almighty havoc.

As soon as my Bonk wore off he would Headshot me instantly almost every time. The few times I managed to get through as Scout he took out his SMG and hit every shot, killing me damn near instantly.