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  1. Posted

    Butterfly knife. half-zatoshi/kukuri/machte/thing hybrid sword thingy. a few bats the exact crowbar Gordon uses lugermorph now, the hats furious fakkashima tosslecap (TS red) fedora (grey/gray) brown bomber (black, hipster style) Gatsby (grey/gray) Chewbacca's severed head draby olive bushman's boonie backwards ballcap grenadiar's softcap ellis's cap miscs digit diverger (balcabaras are forever blue) flair! buds merc's muffler

    Everyone has more shit than me. Just like real TF2!

  5. Posted · Edited by Love_Caktus
    wording

    nigga you're the one talking about an all consuming darkness here if you wanna make edgy art then don't forget the art part

    I wasn't trying to offend you, I was only poking fun back. I want you as my friend, not my enemy.

  8. Posted

    I like how you did not add any paragraphs but kept it one big block of text, which helps the feeling of "consuming chaos". I'd suggest you utilize that more by removing some periods and making longer sentences, making the text more fluid and feel like a flow of thought. Your avatar does not really aid the atmosphere of your writing, though.

    I fixed that for you, ya picky bastard. As for my Avatar, I'm usually outwardly joyous and humorous, but when it comes down to it I'm a depressed sack of shit. So no, my avatar doesn't fit my writing, because based on my personality you wouldn't think I wrote that.

  13. Posted · Edited by Love_Caktus
    Added rushed stanzas to help Raz's old eyes see properly

    A few weeks ago (or so it seems) as I was nestled in my bed; waiting to dream, I felt a faint hand across the nape of my neck and an incomprehensibly cold whisper found it's way to my head. I thought it odd, but payed it no further contemplation. As I awoke the next morning however, a sense of overwhelming emptiness and despair washed over me as an agonizing miasma; suffocating and inescapable. I attempted to reach out; to scream for help, but my desperate plea went unanswered as I was silenced by the constricting cloud. My heart gave out and the all-consuming dervish of darkness continued to tear me apart from my core. My knees trembled and I fell to the floor in a spasming heap. No amount of air could bring me respite. I grasped in front of me but to no avail. There was simply nothing to grasp. The void had eaten me whole. In the void, I have no need for tangible luxuries. I have no desire, no motivation, no form. I simply am, or I am not. There are no certainties here. I am an idea travelling nowhere; to no destination, yet somehow finding my home. I arrive in the minds of the strong; the enlightened, the broken. I travel in the words of the vicious and the spears of the vile. You'll know when I reach you. The void will swallow you too, as it does to all. In that moment you will feel my hand, and be subjected to an exasperated frigid sigh in the night: "Help me."

  14. Posted

    I used to play a ton of widowslinger, then stopped after I left TF2 for a bit. I honestly forgot where my strange widowmaker went.

    I kinda wish I had one just for my set, but like I said, I don't play Engie enough for it to be cost-effective. I'd rather just buy hats to craft into utter shit then sell the shit and buy more hats.

  18. Posted

    I'm a Spy main but I enjoy playing Sniper and Scout.

    Please never play on a team against me. I know it's probably the most common and easiest thing to complain about, but I absolutely DESPISE snipers and spies. But I don't want to start a war so I will simply leave it as "I'm not good and I hate getting killed"

  20. Posted

    Just gonna start a conversation because why the hell not. What are your favorite Classes and play-styles? (Why is optional but appreciated) My favorite class is Medic because it's necessary to the team. I usually use the Overdose, the stock Medi-Gun, and the Uber-Saw. The Overdose because the movement speed buff, the stock Medi-Gun, because let's face it: nothing beats the classic Uber-charge. And I use the Uber-saw because I'm a grubby, stealing piece o' shit and I like to take my success from other people.

  22. Posted

    You know Caktus, we can be great friends! All you need to do is give me your credit card information, and then you can have a life long buddy!

    You know that sounds like a great deal! I had this Nigerian friend once who said the same thing, funniest thing though, I haven't heard from him in months. He must be really busy with Nigerian things.
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