Mersopolis

It should have had commas.

http://imgur.com/blog/2014/10/09/introducing-gifv/

Spoiler Spoiler success!

https://i.imgur.com/SWd7IFU.gifv Because gifv's don't work here.

I recently got FEZ for free. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?

See: The Jedi Knight videogame series.

Jesus dude I didn't know you lived in 55', hows the Delorean doing? Actually, on the above-mentioned day, I lived in 1928.

More specifically, yesterday.

That's exactly what he'd want you think. Wait. That phrase is familiar. That's exactly what GREG- [uSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

Maybe the c in cspoiler stands for cursed. I can't tell if this post is a joke or serious.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: Spoiler To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

Dad-gum it. I was in the middle of a great game. I was playing as Eve, and managed to get: Bobby-bomb Dr. Fetus Mr. Mega and Transcendence I was literally launching super troll bombs with each shot, only they followed enemies instead of me. And I could fly. And then, Windows 7 had to go and update on me while I was at preview night for Drowsy Chaperone. I hadn't even gotten to Mom yet.

I see the ceremony has begun! Do not worry! I was a certified doctor and will glue you back together! After taking your pancreas, of course.

but I'm one too, aren't you just a resident thespian? Are you as open about it as I am? If you aren't open about it, then it isn't so.

Spoiler

Good day, sir! Welcome back to our little corner of the internet! I am Mersopolis, the resident thespian.

I type : [csp0iler] whatever [/csp0iler] Sometimes I type it in that order, sometimes I type the spoilers first, sometimes I type a thing and put the end spoiler, then the first spoiler.

Spoilers confirmed to hate me.

It's probably just when there are two separate ones in one post.

Did you mean something like this?: Spoiler <span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:left;">Left</div> <span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:center;">Center</a></div> <span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:right;">Right</div> </span> </span> </span> Because that just does this I discovered the solution: Spoiler CSS: nav {display: table; width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border: none; } nav ul {display: table-row; } nav li {display: table-cell; margin: 0; Code: <nav> <ul> <li><div style="text-align:left;">Left</div></li> <li><div style="text-align:center;">Center</div></li> <li><div style="text-align:right;">Right</div></li> </ul> </nav>

How can I use HTML/CSS to put three different pieces of text on the same line, while aligned left, center, and right, respectively, and have it so that is maintained no matter what the viewport size is? Example: Left Center Right But all on the same line

9. Weird Al's Hardware Store (Slick) FINISHED: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bykzn2FRXgdbT29zYUt4NmQ5ejQ/view?usp=sharing