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    Knights of the Old SPUF: The Empire Strikes Shaq

    Darn, I missed creation. Ah, well. Put clothes on. Put EVERYTHING on.
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    The IT thread.

    I would get a machine with 4 GB of RAM, Windows 7 (or Winblows 8), a 720p monitor, a dual-core 3.2 gHz processor (or better), a 1 TB hard drive, 124539 USB ports, a generic sound card, a $100-$150 video card, and $500 hidden in the CD slot. Something like that. Dunno what kind of games he wants to play, though- that affects the choice of graphics card. Probably nothing too violent, like CoD... But, seriously, I hope the kid will play sports games like NBA20K, Humongous Entertainment games, LEGO games, Minecraft, Roblox, etc.
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    Star Wars Thread

    66% is good enough. Go buy them.
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    "The best flight simulation in the history of computer games"

    I thought that said "fight simulator", at first. Fox only?
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    SPUFpowered Mumble

    Am I the only one on, right now? I'm on the TF2 channel right now.
  6. It hurts too much to swallow, so I have a spittoon with me right now.

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    The IT thread.

    So, on Monday, we were given an assignment where we have to find the ideal computer for 1 of 3 people. It's a group project, and I wasn't here for Monday and Tuesday due to sickness. I hate working with the people in my school, anyway. It's due tomorrow and I need your help. I chose the seven-year old. He wants to: Play games, watch movies, practice spelling words, read books (raz kids), take pictures and send to friends and family. I need to find these for 3 different models of computers: What software will they need to buy? List software and prices. What are the requirements of the software? What operating system will they use? What peripherals or features are wanted/available? Other equipment specifications: Monitor: Size, Pixels/resolution Processor Ram Hard Drive Slots/USB Sound Video Cost/budget Warranty/Protection After finding the three, pick the best and: Store/site, Price, and specifications of final recommendation:
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    Greetings.

    What if I end up in Niflheim? THEN I'LL DRAG YOU DOWN HERE, DAD-GUM IT!
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    Greetings.

    Good day, sir! Welcome to the densest collection of nerds on the internet! I see the ceremony has already begun. No worries! I am a certified doctor and I will glue you back together here in Hell!
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    Cute stuff.

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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Amnesia.
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    TF2 general

    So, I just got a Strange Grenade Launcher, Name Tag, and Desc Tag. I want to name and desc my launcher using some variant of "I used to care, but I take pills for that, now." I'm having trouble thinking of a good one, so can anyone help?
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    To be fair, we've all died to that first goomba at least once, right? ...Riiiiight? I played the game only once at an arcade, and I did not die to that goomba. HAH!
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    TF2 general

    Aren't they all?
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    The Middle

    Mike: "Ya know, you kids are the best thing to ever happen to me." Axl: "Really?" Mike: "Yep." Axl: "Your life must really suck, then."
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    The Middle

    So I recently started watching this show. I have to admit, it's pretty good, compared to most other shows I see. It's a heck of a lot cleaner too, which is shocking. Anybody else watch it? Thoughts? Discussion?
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    TF2 general

    E.V.E HUD http://tf2.gamebanana.com/sounds/20284 Concept Phlogistinator Glowing MVM cash 2012 Scream Fortress Heavy voiceline pitch fix Engineer Viewmodel Fixes Lone Star Team Color Fix Fixed Market Gardener Flipped Version HQ Sticky Launchers 70 FOV Sniper No Arm Fix Hard Counter Paint Detail Fix HUD Bow Charge Meter Fix Orange Backwards Ballcap - Polycount Contest Version Stahlhelm Fix - Soldier Helmet Colors Stylized Explosions TF2TIP Throwables Loose Cannon Charge blip indicator sound Spy Shuffle
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    How do it do?

    Where's the quotes around this in your post? That's me talking. I am The Doctor, and I get backstabbed four times. You must be Injun Joe. He's the one that backstabs me. You sir, are a liar and a thief. If you were the Doctor, he'd know this, name the Big Four and all their CMEs. Trick questions, both of them. It's Big 5 Sporting Goods, and they have no CMEs. Alas you are not who you claim to be, as the true Doctor who know what George Churchward, Edward Thompson, Richard Maunsell and Charles Fairburn have in common! Are we claiming to be the same doctor? I'm Doctor Robinson. Who the heck are YOU? The names Pan, Doctor B Pan. We seem to both be in agreement and disagreement at the same time, wouldn't you say. How do you do? Indeed, I would say so. I am doing rather poorly, though. I'm sore everywhere, including in my throat, and I have a headache. Mother calls it, "The Crud."
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    How do it do?

    Where's the quotes around this in your post? That's me talking. I am The Doctor, and I get backstabbed four times. You must be Injun Joe. He's the one that backstabs me. You sir, are a liar and a thief. If you were the Doctor, he'd know this, name the Big Four and all their CMEs. Trick questions, both of them. It's Big 5 Sporting Goods, and they have no CMEs. Alas you are not who you claim to be, as the true Doctor who know what George Churchward, Edward Thompson, Richard Maunsell and Charles Fairburn have in common! Are we claiming to be the same doctor? I'm Doctor Robinson. Who the heck are YOU?
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    How do it do?

    Where's the quotes around this in your post? That's me talking. I am The Doctor, and I get backstabbed four times. You must be Injun Joe. He's the one that backstabs me. You sir, are a liar and a thief. If you were the Doctor, he'd know this, name the Big Four and all their CMEs. Trick questions, both of them. It's Big 5 Sporting Goods, and they have no CMEs.
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    How do it do?

    Where's the quotes around this in your post? That's me talking. I am The Doctor, and I get backstabbed four times. You must be Injun Joe. He's the one that backstabs me.
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    How do it do?

    390625 To be exact. (25^4) Even that's wrong, since a misspelling could be also described as adding more letters than there actually are in the word. And if that's true, then there is, literally, an infinite number of possible ways to misspell "Huff", or any word, really.
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    Mersopolis: The Voice

    Finished up Caveson's request.
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    How do it do?

    I can change your name to something like "I hate Chris Thile, carne asada, shovels, and tank girls" if I want. And you haven't because... And , thus, you brought the wrath of Raz down upon you.
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