Mersopolis

I had a dream last night that I figured out commander's identity but when I asked him about it he went offline.

That's exactly what he'd want you think.

Wait.

That phrase is familiar.

That's exactly what GREG-

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why don't cspoilers work for merso it's like he's cursed

Maybe the c in cspoiler stands for cursed.

Yeah it really spoiled the joke for me.

I can't tell if this post is a joke or serious.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Dad-gum it. I was in the middle of a great game.

I was playing as Eve, and managed to get:

Bobby-bomb

Dr. Fetus

Mr. Mega

and

Transcendence

I was literally launching super troll bombs with each shot, only they followed enemies instead of me. And I could fly.

And then, Windows 7 had to go and update on me while I was at preview night for Drowsy Chaperone. I hadn't even gotten to Mom yet.

I see the ceremony has begun!

Do not worry! I was a certified doctor and will glue you back together!

After taking your pancreas, of course.

 

 

the resident thespian.

 

but I'm one too, aren't you just a resident thespian?

 

Are you as open about it as I am?

If you aren't open about it, then it isn't so.

do you type things directly into the spoilymajigger that pops up, or do you insert them and then type?

I type :

[csp0iler]

whatever

[/csp0iler]

Sometimes I type it in that order, sometimes I type the spoilers first, sometimes I type a thing and put the end spoiler, then the first spoiler.

Spoilers confirmed to hate me.

It's probably just when there are two separate ones in one post.

My css is rusty so I can't be specific atm, but you should be able to make three spans set at 33% width, placed next to each other, and then align the text in each div respectively.

Did you mean something like this?:

<span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:left;">Left</div>


<span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:center;">Center</a></div>


<span style="width:33%;margin: 0;"><div style="text-align:right;">Right</div>
</span>
</span>
</span>

nav  {display: table;
width: 100%;
border-collapse: collapse;
border: none;
}
nav ul  {display: table-row;
}
nav li  {display: table-cell;
margin: 0;

<nav>
<ul>
<li><div style="text-align:left;">Left</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align:center;">Center</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align:right;">Right</div></li>
</ul>
</nav>

How can I use HTML/CSS to put three different pieces of text on the same line, while aligned left, center, and right, respectively, and have it so that is maintained no matter what the viewport size is?

Example:

Left

Center

Right

But all on the same line

9. Weird Al's Hardware Store (Slick) FINISHED: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bykzn2FRXgdbT29zYUt4NmQ5ejQ/view?usp=sharing

Things in books that seem to affect me the most are when a character becomes the world's best lawyer/debater in some debate or argument. Asking the perfect questions to get the truth out of the other person, without exposing themselves or making a mistake.

I think saying "the only" isn't entirely correct.  Its rarely just one thingamajig.

I don't see any other reason.

tl:dr - The only cause of increased key prices is that people keep intentionally selling for higher than what is listed on backpack.tf and that people who are too desperate or too rich to care about prices keep buying them.

I think I cheated the game with the "Doctor's Revenge" challenge.

I managed to find "We Need to Go Deeper!", so I used it to bypass Mom, and Mom's Heart, and end up beating Satan.

I wish I found the Polaroid, though.

That is the best thing I've ever seen.

I just discovered Polyphemus + Technology (+ Mom's Eye):

Now I just need a spectral tears item for Brimstone 2.0.

Even with my dislike of sports, I know that the Lakers are only a Basketball team, and that quarterbacks are only in American Football. Also that the quarterbacks only play on offense, and never defense.

Wasn't he fired after the 7th day for "tampering with the animatronics" (creating custom levels)?

Reinhardt is MY class!