Mersopolis

phlog is pretty funny

 

"Valve KOTH Server"

Gonna close up for the night, but don't let that stop you from requesting.

This is the thread where I demonstrate the amazing thing that is my voice.

It is good, and I want to share it with you guys.

Go ahead and request something for me to read or sing, but make sure it follows these rules:

1. It does not contain adult, or otherwise inappropriate content.

2. It does contain any swear words beyond "damn" and "hell".

I reserve the right to not accept some requests.

I'll have a little set of about 3-5 projects at any given time, depending on the length and/or difficulty of the project.

The Current Set:

1. On Any Sunday - Footloose (Doop)

2. Everything is Awesome (Wicket) FINISHED: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bykzn2FRXgdbUXMxLXBNWU9GZTA/view?usp=sharing

Vault of completed projects:

Request away!

Mine alternates every ten minutes between these two:

If I turned my avatar 8-bit, would you give the game to me?

Non-server, but still Minecraft related:

A while ago, I found one of the best survival island seeds: Ender in Exile

It spawns you on a small (not tiny) and raised island, that has two trees and a small, ~20 block deep cave opening. It's so small that mobs never seem to spawn on it, except when you are far enough underground or at sea, no matter the time of day.

There are a few flowers, but no grasses that provide seeds. However, there are two other islands facing the long sides of the main one that both have seed-bearing grasses on them. The bigger of those two may have chickens and pigs on it.

Also, I found out that these are a thing.

Is it like Tomogotchi?

Demopan?

So, I was playing on my recently made alt, when I found three things of interest:

A Conscientious Objector (I have never found one before)

A Crone's Dome (Which is strange since this alt is an F2P)

A Chemistry Set (I never found one before)

F2Ps getting better drops confirmed.

GUYS

 

 

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283980/?snr=1_4_4__tab-NewReleasesFilteredDLC_1

WHAT IS IT!? I CAN'T SEE IT FROM SCHOOL!

ARRRG. I hit autosave in Jedi Knight 2 right as I fell down a pit. Last save was at the start of the level.

~

helpusobi 1

devmapall

noclip

 

Is that a tank pissing a stream of lava

 

Flame Tank

 

Flaming Tank

Make a new tab, make a complete copy of all the info, and instead of filtering, actually remove the things you aren't averaging?

So, I had a very strange thought:

What if someone made a really long chain of console commands for a source game, that would play through the game.

Like, for Portal, what if we made a exec with something like this:

wait 9999999999; <This would make the game do nothing until the portal opened>
+forward; wait 60; +left; wait 60; +forward; <This would make the character walk through the portal>

So, things like that.

I know that this would take a VERY long time to do, even for a game like Portal. But imagine how good it would feel to do it.

The ghost is a god, but committed some offense and was punished by the deity council and put under these circumstances.

 

 

I'm with Ryn, all this computer stuff is bullshit

 

If you think your computer is bullshit, I'll gladly take it off your hands.

 

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No but seriously all this programming bullcrap is both mind numbingly boring and mind numbingly impossible to understand.

 

It's flame war. What are you doing trying to understand that?

So, I have played MANY of the games:

Dark Forces

Dark Forces 2

Mysteries of the Sith

Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast

Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

Battlefront

Battlefront 2

Lego Starwars

Lego Starwars 2

Empire at war + Forces of Corruption

Force Unleashed

Force Unleashed 2

Republic Commando

Knights of the Old Republic

Knights of the Old Republic 2

The Old Republic

Maybe X-wing Alliance. I don't remember.

Maybe Tie Fighter. I don't remember.

Maybe Force Commander. I don't remember.

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Episode 1: Racer

The Lighsaber Battle Game

Also some of Clone Wars Adventures. Not proud of it.

Good games, most of them.

Oh man, I have so many Star Wars games.

I've said before how my uncle used to do artwork for some of them.

Seen all the movies.

Haven't read any of the books.

I'll give more info once I get home.

-snipe-

 

That's what you get for mixing the red and blue pills.

So, playin' Oblivion...

Decide to pickpocket Modryn Oreyn just after joining the Fighter's Guild.

Think I haven't been detected and open his inventory.

Remember that I haven't quick saved.

Exit Modryn's inventory and quicksave.

Hear "Filthy Pick-".

Loading screen.

Now outside the building.

Check last three saves:

Autosave putting me outside the building.

Quicksave just before getting kicked out.

Manual save over 3 hours ago.

Ugh.

(I apologize if this format displeases you.)

So I decided to start playing Oblivion again, except with mods this time.

I got this "Deadly Reflex" Combat mod, and it is actually quite interesting. It raises the skill floor and the skill ceiling of Oblivion's combat. Thank goodness.

Sadly, the special attacks don't give experience.

 

Got kicked from a hightower server for using the infinite tele health exploit. Corv was there.

 

Funny thing is, I had spent over an hour on my team's side just getting it up to that hp. Nobody minded until I actually put it in a good position.

Within five minutes I was kicked for exploiting.

 

Even so, the tele was very easily camped.

 

Wait what?

 

There's this glitch with teles where, if you have two teles at level 2 or more, you can pick one up, then put it down, and while it's building, you destroy the other tele and build it again.

Strangely enough, the teles, despite going back to levels 1, retain their level 2+ health. And you can do it over and over again to get the teles to well over 100,000,000 hp.

Got kicked from a hightower server for using the infinite tele health exploit. Corv was there.

Funny thing is, I had spent over an hour on my team's side just getting it up to that hp. Nobody minded until I actually put it in a good position.

Within five minutes I was kicked for exploiting.

Even so, the tele was very easily camped.

 

Oh how I wish I had a legitimate premium minecraft account.

 

The world's tiniest violin, playing a song of woe for my complete, utter lack of money?