John Caveson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkd_7QX4nRc How in the fuck?

Well, if you look at the logs, the enemy Spy had only one less backstab than me, and he only managed to get 11000. I also used the Amby 100% of the time and I did manage to get 4 headshots with it, but that would only be 400 damage, unless that's only lethal headshots, but even then, I remember not even getting that many non-lethal headshots with it. Maybe it was just the type of picks I got, like mabye I picked the Heavy, Demo, and Soldier while the enemy Spy only got the low health classes like Scout, Sniper, and Medic, as those classes are less likely to be overhealed. Maybe someone could look through the STV and figure it out. I think sites like logs.tf and sizzling stats work off a different system than Valve's when it comes to stats, so it manages to capture anything.

Apparently I managed to do 19333 damage as Spy in one of our scrims on Viaduct. I honestly didn't feel that I did that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxyWe6K5MEg

SE 01 CH 04 Cave Dwellers Spoiler "Night vision engaged." spurred MARA. "Hmm, this cave seems deeper than I thought." muttered John. "Stay sharp." John and Rakarl ventured further into the cave. Eventually they reached several branches leading off to different areas of the cave. It seemed hopeless, until John noticed a faint glow in the second most right branch. "This way." The duo made their way towards the glow. Rakarl stopped and said, "Do you hear that?" "Yea," John responded. "I've been hearing it before we even entered the cave. Definitely sounds mechanical." Another branch off. John walked towards the left. "It's coming from this way." The duo headed down the left tunnel until finally, they came across the source of both the glow and noise. A machine glowing with what is the same crystals taken from the mines. "What is it?" asked Rakarl. "I-I don't know." responded John. "But if it needs that many crystals to power itself, it can't be good." John looked around to find a way to shut it down, figuring out how it works along the way. He whispered to himself, "Ion transistors.....warp turbines.......spatial coordinates.........detonator.........oh my." John had a look look of terror strewn about his face. "What?" asked a worried Rakarl. "It's a hyperspace bomb." A grave tone in John's voice gave no doubt a horrible reaction from Rakarl. "What!? What is that?" "A devastating weapon. It implodes everything in the blast radius and sends it through hyperspace and explodes on the other side of the coordinates sent. I've seen these before they were used in the Drac-Sectonian War. After witnessing their devastating effects on both sides, almost all of the major galactic powers agreed to make them illegal, due to their potential to damage the very fabric of space-time. By the looks of this one it could take out a 10 mile radius. Worst of all, it looks incredibly crude and unstable." John looked at the panel with the coordinates. "And by the looks of these coordinates its payload is going straight towards.........." John stepped back, crouching down, unable to stand like he just lost a loved one. "Where, where is it going?" a worried look Rakarl looked concerning about his partner. "I-It's going towards Dracium 9." John started to get angry as he realized his homeworld was being targeted by terrorists. "What sort of low-down, terrorist, bastards would do this!?" The rage in his voice trembling his words. "Could it be Sectonia?" asked Rakarl. "N-no, it's too crude to be Sectonia's doing, besides, the technology would be different. I know what a Sectonian bomb looks like, no this is definitely not them, this is something else. But who, who would want to do this? Who would want to spark this war again?" He put his hand on his face, pondering. "We have to shut this down, now." "John......" John looked up to see Rakarl staring off to the distance. He turned and saw at the entrance to the tunnel they just walked through....it was standing right there, with a crystal in its arms. TL;DR John and Rakarl investigate the cave.

-cancer- he doesn't even parasol I hate you so much.

Apparently this is a thing that exists. Basically it's Go! Go! Nippon! 2.0 The cringe hurts, please make it stop.

I found the perfect game for you, Slick.

My winter class is finally over and I now have more time to write some stories. In order to make up for lost time, I will spit out three chapters in one weekend, just to show you we're not dead yet. WARNING: Bit of a read. SE 01 CH 03 Going Bump in the Night Location: Volrom, near the entrance of Mine Alpha 05 Spoiler John always enjoyed the night time. It's the time where he felt most alive, the time when all of his senses were at their highest. He closed his eyes and listened. All was quiet near the mine. Nothing but the sounds of nature filled the air. Amongst the background, he could hear the occasional snore of Rakarl, who was fast asleep. He felt the cool nightly breeze softly wash his skin. He took a deep sniff of the air and exhaled, the musty smell of the nearby mine along with the cool air filled his nose. He opened his eyes and looked up. It was a starry night, with a crescent moon hanging overhead, as he could see the rocky ring surrounding the planet hiding in the shadows. So peaceful. John felt a relaxing sensation as he took it all in, a gentle smile ran across his face. He looked back at Rakarl, still sound asleep. He looked over towards the mine. No activity. He closed his eyes again and began to think to himself. Suddenly, something broke him out of his concentration: a noise. He opened his eyes and looked towards the mine. There he saw a shadow moving near the mine. He picked up a rock and threw it at Rakarl to wake him up. "Psst, Karl, wake up!" *snor-* "Huh, wuh?" Rakarl groggily muttered as he woke up. He looked around and saw John looking at him from his post. "What is it?" "Come here." John motioned Rakarl to move forward. He sneaked along over to John. John, pulled out some night vision binoculars, and looked through them. He could see a shadowy figure ahead sneaking towards the mine. He then gave them to Rakarl, "Take a look." And he looked through, and confirmed what John saw. "That must be our 'pest', let's get him!" Rakarl started to charge at the figure, but John grabbed his leg and pulled him back down. "Get DOWN!" Rakarl shot down an angry scowl. "What? Isn't that we are tasked to capture?" Rakarl asked, annoyed. "Yes, but we have no idea what it's capable of or if there's more of them lying around. So don't let it see you. For now, let's just observe what it does and learn its habits, then set a trap tomorrow." Rakarl mulled about it then reluctantly went along. "Fine, have it your way." He then started to sit beside John as they took turns with the binoculars and record their observations. "Patience my friend, you'll have your chance tomorrow. Good things come to those who wait." The creature came back out of the mine. It looked rather feral, with long bony limbs, and a scaly back where you could visibly see its spine jutting out. A small head, with large pointy ears, big green orbs for eyes and a tail. It seemed to be carrying something glowing in its arms. "Crystals. And by the looks of them, rare." Rakarl readied for a fight, but John motioned him to relax. "Not yet, let him go." "But what about the crystals?" "Don't worry about it, let's just follow it." John and Rakarl silently followed the creature as two shadows for nearly 3 miles, until finally they came upon a cave nearly 10 feet tall. "Alright, we'll set up here and wait until it leaves for another crystal, then we'll head inside and investigate." "Roger." Several hours passed, still nothing. Rakarl was getting anxious as he was aching with boredom. He tried to settle his restlessness by carving a nearby tree with his sword. John was leaning next to a tree next to him, concerned. "Relax, it isn't sunrise yet, stay patient." "Dammit, why can't we just go in there and kill it, I mean, it's 2 on 1, we could easily get it. I'm tired of waiting." You could hear frustration in his voice. "Calm yourself." John reassured. "We have no idea what's in there, that creature has the home field advantage. It may be smarter we may think. No wild animal would just mine for crystals for no reason. I have a feeling it's sentient." "Hrr, oh come on, do you really believe that?" "In either case, we must be careful. We have three days, there's no rush." John put his hand on Rakarl's shoulder. "How about this, if we manage to catch this thing and rake in the reward, I'll treat you to to a Keaton steak, extra rare." He smiled. The sheer thought of the high quality delicacy made Rakarl's mouth water with excitement. "Ohhh, you drive a hard bargain, Caveson." He extended his hand. "You got a deal." John shook his hand. "Good. Now all you gotta do is be pa-" John suddenly turned towards the cave entrance. "Shh!" "What?" "Here it comes. Go, hide! Quickly, behind that tree!" John and Rakarl dashed to a bundle of trees right next to the cave entrance and hid. The creature came trudging out of the cave, then suddenly, a twig snapped, and the creature reared it's head around, looking and sniffing the air for several tense seconds. Rakarl looked to John and saw a finger to his mouth signaling to be quiet. Finally, the creature continued on back to the mine. John then nodded and signaled to move in. The duo were then standing right outside of the cave. "Alright, let's go." And then they ventured into the darkness. TL;DR John and Rakarl stake outside and guard the mine, as Rakarl deals with problems with impatience, which is getting on John's nerves.

Double post because more hilarity. Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTXms0v3RhU https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_144632721&feature=iv&src_vid=pTXms0v3RhU&v=CbcBHuS0wEA

Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIiqm_jJDgM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLnOXa-mM4 My sides.

Man, Halo: Reach is gonna be so friggin' epic. I like how the Halo franchise is finally evolving. Also, FOOOORRRGGGEEE WOOOOORRLLLLD!!! WWWWWOOOOOOO!!! I can't wait to go to my friend's house and play with him all day. Halo 5ever. The new Super Smash Bros is awesome, with a lot of stuff to keep me occupied. Same could be said about Mario Kart Wii, the wheels is so fun to use and it really feels like I'm driving. The PS3 is an overpriced joke, LLLOOOLLL! What's all of this talk of a "PC mustard race"? I really don't understand why they think they're so great, I mean they don't have Halo, or Gears of War, or Mario Kart, or even Smash. I think I'll keep my money, thanks. *1 year later* *sigh* Halo 4 is starting to bore me, Halo just isn't what it used to be. Gears of War 3 is fun though, I have no idea why people are getting angsty about the Double Barreled Shotgun. They're just Gnasher elitist scrubs that just need to get good at the game. Oh boy, another New Super Mario Bros., didn't see that coming. /sarcasm PS3 is still an overpriced joke, lol. Though it seems a PS4 is in the works, and the new Wii U is upon us, hype. There's not much to play these days, the gaming industry is going down the crapper. The new consoles better be good. "Hey Justin." "Yeah?" "Team Fortress 2 is now free on Steam." "Really? I think I remember that game from the Orange Box. It's on PC?" "Yeah come check it out." "Hmm, alright.....Woah. This is really different than I remember, bot support, training, unlockable weapons, hats, and much more. I can get into this. The bots in here are so smart. I'll just play for an hour or two........" And thus, a legend was born.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4G9MU4wvTo top tier

Post dat shit.

Seems so. Also seems to let devs to create their own Steam inventory, so I guess we can expect more hats in some games. PLEASE implement this for TF2, somehow. No longer shall I have to worry of becoming hatless because the item servers are down.

Hey look, it's Britt.

Thus why you bring your own lunch.

Blasphemy.

Considering that I want to be a high school history teacher, this hit a string. Though I do agree the over-reactive, politically correct nature of the public school system is utter bs, what with teacher unions making it impossible to fire incompetent teachers who are only there for the paycheck and the retirement at 55. I however do want to teach children of the joys of history, and I will be what you would call a "good" teacher who will try to make learning fun. Does that mean I can make a difference in the school system? Of course not, but if it means changing the lives a few future generations of productive Americans, then tht's all I need.

The Ultimate Sith Edition contains all DLC on purchase, so you don't have to worry about paying for extra content.

I got SWBFII, and Republic Commando, and I plan on getting both Force Unleashed games in the future, and I've owned all of said games, except Commando, as console versions for the XBox. Does that count?

SwiftInc. had our first official HL match today. We won with a shutout score-wise, but they put up a real good fight nonetheless. The enemy team had some meme spammers though but were good sports overall. Their Engineer, one of said spammers was acually impressed with me and gave me a compliment. So that was nice. To top it off, I managed to get my S. Sapper to Mann Co. Select, so technically speaking, I now have my first Hale's Own strange, woot.

Place you bets on when it'll go down again because we can't pay the bills or get DDoSed again.

Edit: double post.