Medic

Even that's probably too much effort.

So a 3D version of the original Red and Blue games but with Pokemon Go thrown in.

I wish my sister would just go and live with her new boyfriend already rather than make the rest of the family constantly have to fuck around with arrangements because she's across town constantly.

The ability to turn off an alarm the millisecond it starts going off.

RIP. Seemed like only five minutes ago I was reading that TotalBiscuit was retiring. Cancer is such a bitch.

I haven't actually bought a game in ages, I think the last 30 or so games I've acquired have been free games or my brother unloading Humble Bundle codes on me. I actually played a Need For Speed demo thing on an Xbox at the local tech store. The person playing before me was getting frustrated because he couldn't work out how to go forward. Firstly the game was set to manual (and pressing every button didn't give me any idea how to change gears) and secondly acceleration was on the back trigger button. After I set the game back to Automatic, I found that really hard to get used to, every other console driving game I played had A (or X for Playstation) as the acceleration button. Was weird.

I have so many damn games and don't want to play any of them. I barely even want to play Warframe now.

But CSS is fun, you get to make your HTML pages look okay. Javascript and PHP are cunts though.

I think I had a stroke while reading all that.

That's a really good video.

Might also mean we'd have less pay to win games though and higher quality overall?

Would free to play games have worked nearly as well if they had even a tiny cost to play them?

Have you even seen my Medic costume? It's not that great. In other news, I am beginning to wonder why I bother existing. Why ask me to build a product for you if you're going to get your friend to completely change it anyway? I'm constantly asking clients if they are happy or unhappy with what I am doing, I am constantly looking after them, but no clearly what I'm doing is not good enough even though they CONSTANTLY FUCKING TELL ME that they love working with me and that I do exactly what they want. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.

I need to decide what I want to do for my local Comic Con. I know it's 10 months away but my costumes are always shit. Maybe I'll just go as Medic like I originally intended. Still have most of that costume anyway.

I have every Warframe now. Time to do a billion invasions and fissures to get the components to make all these damn Grineer/Corpus/Infested weapons. Fuck Mutagen Masses.

We all see colours differently anyway. Things like RGB colours and Pantone books are just an agreement on how you make each specific colour, but we probably don't all see Pantone 872C the same way.

Shit, I need to update my website. Like big time.

Well let's be fair it's taken me a year to finish some articles...

You should write more, matey.

The ability to always plug USBs and other assorted items in the right way on the first try. The ability to do the dishes with telekinesis. The power to always have a tissue on hand just before you or someone needs it.

That sucks. I found her somewhat annoying in SR3, didn't like her in SR4 and I refuse to touch her in Gat out of Hell because she squawks and screeches and I can't stand listening to it.

Finished Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell. I preferred it over Saints Row 4, but fuck Kinzie. She's horrible to play as, just sounds awful, and why is she even there? There's only one correct ending.

Why would you keep them around the house if you already have a storage container to put them all in?

I wouldn't mind a storage container filled with lots of dragon dildos. Assuming they're all sterilized, sealed and never used, could sell them for quite a bit of money.

I'm surprised no one has guessed bodies yet. A storage unit full of bodies.