Medic

If it's multiplayer, that means no mods.

4 hours ago, ToasterToastin' said:

I wonder what the ratio of water to fish pee is in a lake/river/ocean.

 

Also, chances are that the water you drink was once in someone's bladder. Maybe it's someone you know. Maybe it's your mom's.

An atom on the end of your nose was once an atom on the tail of a T-Rex.

On 5/28/2018 at 8:36 PM, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

>E3 2018

>Valve is presenting their new VR shit. The presentation is nearing the end.

>"And now, before we end our presentation, we'd like to leave you with one last thing."

>Gabe Newell walks out from left stage as slowly and casually as possible. He's wearing a large coat.

>He centers himself on stage. He looks not at the crowd, but through them.

>Absolute silence aside from Gaben's husky breathing coming from his clip-on mic which is slightly too close to his mouth.

>He reaches into his coat pocket.

>From the pocket is produced a CD which is plain-looking in all aspects...

>...Except for a small "3" written near the top.

>Gabe casually tosses it to the ground in front of him, still breathing raggedly.

>He pulls something out from inside his coat.

>It's a crowbar.

>He starts furiously smashing the CD to bits and pieces with the crowbar.

>Still absolute silence, but the gaze of the audience is one of sheer horror.

>The CD is no more. Gaben drops the crowbar at his side with a metallic clang, and walks off stage.

Even that's probably too much effort.

So a 3D version of the original Red and Blue games but with Pokemon Go thrown in.

I wish my sister would just go and live with her new boyfriend already rather than make the rest of the family constantly have to fuck around with arrangements because she's across town constantly.

The ability to turn off an alarm the millisecond it starts going off.

RIP. Seemed like only five minutes ago I was reading that TotalBiscuit was retiring. Cancer is such a bitch.

On 5/22/2018 at 5:22 AM, Gyokuyoutama said:

I've been in that state for a while.  I came to terms with it by only buying games on big sales (or games that I planned to play immediately), and reasoning that having a large library meant that when I did feel up for playing a game I could get instant gratification in whatever genre I felt like playing at the moment.  Still does feel stupid to have over 50 games on GoG that I've never even installed (though to be fair, several of those were obtained for free or in packs with stuff that I have played).

I haven't actually bought a game in ages, I think the last 30 or so games I've acquired have been free games or my brother unloading Humble Bundle codes on me.

I actually played a Need For Speed demo thing on an Xbox at the local tech store. The person playing before me was getting frustrated because he couldn't work out how to go forward. Firstly the game was set to manual (and pressing every button didn't give me any idea how to change gears) and secondly acceleration was on the back trigger button. After I set the game back to Automatic, I found that really hard to get used to, every other console driving game I played had A (or X for Playstation) as the acceleration button.

Was weird.

I have so many damn games and don't want to play any of them.

I barely even want to play Warframe now.

On 5/20/2018 at 5:55 AM, Expresate said:

learn only html

 

don't learn javascript, css, or php

 

you'll thank me later

But CSS is fun, you get to make your HTML pages look okay.

Javascript and PHP are cunts though.

I think I had a stroke while reading all that.

On 5/15/2018 at 12:08 PM, aabicus said:

Today's SPUF of Legend covers The Only Ten Melee Weapons Worth Using in Payday 2, and it does so in under 2 minutes!

That's a really good video.

2 hours ago, Razputin said:

No, having to go through the payment process alone is bothersome enough for a lot of people to never try a game, even a 1 cent payment would probably hold just as many people back as a €5 paymenr

Might also mean we'd have less pay to win games though and higher quality overall?

Would free to play games have worked nearly as well if they had even a tiny cost to play them?

7 hours ago, Expresate said:

 

Have you even seen my Medic costume? It's not that great.

In other news, I am beginning to wonder why I bother existing. Why ask me to build a product for you if you're going to get your friend to completely change it anyway? I'm constantly asking clients if they are happy or unhappy with what I am doing, I am constantly looking after them, but no clearly what I'm doing is not good enough even though they CONSTANTLY FUCKING TELL ME that they love working with me and that I do exactly what they want.

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.

I need to decide what I want to do for my local Comic Con. I know it's 10 months away but my costumes are always shit.

Maybe I'll just go as Medic like I originally intended. Still have most of that costume anyway.

I have every Warframe now. Time to do a billion invasions and fissures to get the components to make all these damn Grineer/Corpus/Infested weapons.

Fuck Mutagen Masses.

2 hours ago, A 1970 Corvette said:

Still occasionally wonder if there's a color or something really fundamental that I perceive differently from everyone else and the only thing that has stopped me from noticing is that I haven't brought it up to someone

We all see colours differently anyway. Things like RGB colours and Pantone books are just an agreement on how you make each specific colour, but we probably don't all see Pantone 872C the same way.

Shit, I need to update my website. Like big time.

Well let's be fair it's taken me a year to finish some articles...

You should write more, matey.

The ability to always plug USBs and other assorted items in the right way on the first try.

The ability to do the dishes with telekinesis.

The power to always have a tissue on hand just before you or someone needs it.

On 5/8/2018 at 5:55 AM, Raison d'être said:

 

If I recall correctly, Kinzie was a dev's personal waifu he shoved in and that's why she's so weird.

That sucks. I found her somewhat annoying in SR3, didn't like her in SR4 and I refuse to touch her in Gat out of Hell because she squawks and screeches and I can't stand listening to it.

Finished Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell. I preferred it over Saints Row 4, but fuck Kinzie. She's horrible to play as, just sounds awful, and why is she even there?

There's only one correct ending.

On 5/2/2018 at 10:09 PM, Stackbabbin' Bumscags said:

They also make great conversation starters, if you find some way to add them to your decor, and if you were the type to actually have people over. Otherwise it's just a reminder of your own debauchery.

Why would you keep them around the house if you already have a storage container to put them all in?