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Morals of Lesser Known Fairy Tales: The Brave Little Tailor: If you are an arrogant asshole, it will all work out. Godfather Death: Death is the only thing that's fair, and fair means making lots off of people's deaths. Old Sultan: Your best friends are the ones that will con your family for you Snow White and Rose Red: You can't trust those money grubbing dwarves King Thrushbeard: It doesn't matter if a beautiful woman has a bad personality, as long as you are willing to mindbreak her. Allerleirauh: Incest is bad How Six Men Got in the World: Germans invented the idea of a sentai team The Spirit in the Bottle: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you spend it on your education. Bearskin: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you don't break the rules. The Grave-Mound: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you can trick him. Donkey Cabbages: Nothing is impossible, as long as you keep lucking into the right magic items The Hare and the Hedgehog: They really do all look alike and they will use that fact to defraud you The Wedding of Mrs. Fox: Women care only about what's in your pants (i.e. your tails)