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  1. Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  2. I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  3. Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Cause they're already filled with AIDS blood.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Not enough obviously.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If I had the bubonic plague and I knew that a nearby mosquito had the cure, I would still swat it.

  4. Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?

  5. "Teamwork makes the team work."

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You can't spell "team" without "meat."

  6. I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

       

      If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.

  7. After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:

     

    Grilled watermelon- Good

    Grilled cherries- Bad

    Grilled banana- Very good

    Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type

    Grilled mango- Good

    Grilled orange- Very bad

    Grilled blueberries- Decent

    Grilled grapes- Bad

    Grilled pineapple- Bad

     

    Wow, I have a lot of fruit.

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    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      Ooh, do pluots! (But save at least one to eat normally, they're the best)

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just looked up what those are, and I don't think I've ever seen one. I've had an apricot and a plum, but not both in one.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Grilled/Roasted bananas with sugar/cinnamon are pretty good indeed.

      Apples are also good, but as you said depends of the apple.

      Wrapping them in tinfoil usually makes it taste better.

  8. I like it when medieval fantasy worlds are mixed with modern real life. Like when they have faucets and the internet. But with the caveat of electronics being advanced only to a specific point. Meaning plasma TVs and landline house phones/mobile flip phones are the limits for each, respectively.

  9. I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      TOGE, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    With Microsoft teasing this new Minecraft AR thing, it's only a matter of time until Herobrine pops out of the screen and drags some kid in.
  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: Entertainment Stuff

    https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-design-will-be-changed/ Now we wait.
  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: Entertainment Stuff

    MTV was once trying to shoot something at this certain beach I frequent, but they were never able to because the residents didn't like their Hollywood asses.
  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: Entertainment Stuff

    I wonder what the exact year was when movie directors decided that cartoon characters needed to be portrayed with realistic CGI instead of using the juxtaposition of having a stylistically-accurate cartoon character portrayed in the real world. Mark my words if they ever reboot Who Framed Roger Rabbit they will fuck it up big time.
  14. Nah, he's alright. He stays in a little corner and doesn't bother me.
  15. You left the window open at night? I keep mine closed cause there's a huge spider than lives between the glass and screen. No idea how he's lived all these years, but he must be keeping the bugs out, so thanks for that.
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