TheOnlyGuyEver

And they said I'd never be L33T

w00t

Do people still say w00t?  I thought I heard someone say that the other day.  I'm still hip, right?

I miss w00t tbh

I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

Merry Crumpets!

Merr chrimb

I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

Remilia has other options available

Acceptable

thanks obama

you're welcome

OBAMAPHONE WHEN

Haily shit!

That's haila weird fam

SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

I can snap with BOTH hands.

That's called "clapping."

If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?