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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

  2.    Gyokuyoutama reacted to a reply to a status update: Error codes I have seen by simply repeatedly refreshing the main steam store page: 1
  3.    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to a reply to a status update: Portal 2 was 10 years ago. Let that sink in.
  4.    A 1970 Corvette reacted to a reply to a status update: You have to play a game of Chess against the main character of the last book/movie/sh
  5.    hugthebed2 reacted to a status update: Merry merry Christmas everyone!
  6.    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to a reply to a status update: Merry merry Christmas everyone!
  7.    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to a reply to a status update: Merry merry Christmas everyone!
  8.    FreshHalibut reacted to a status update: Merry merry Christmas everyone!
  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

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  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.

     

    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Remilia has other options available

       

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    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Acceptable

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      thanks obama

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      you're welcome

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      OBAMAPHONE WHEN

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Haily shit!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That's haila weird fam

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

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    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Sodium-hydroxide-58fa465d5f9b581d59f017e

  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Easter everyone!

     

    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can snap with BOTH hands.

       

      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby

      Moby

      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

       

      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

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