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  1.    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to a status update: With Flash being taken behind the shed out back at the end of the year, it really doe
  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      thanks obama

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      you're welcome

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      OBAMAPHONE WHEN

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Haily shit!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That's haila weird fam

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      cde.png

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Sodium-hydroxide-58fa465d5f9b581d59f017e

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Easter everyone!

     

    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can snap with BOTH hands.

       

      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby

      Moby

      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

       

      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Cause they're already filled with AIDS blood.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Not enough obviously.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If I had the bubonic plague and I knew that a nearby mosquito had the cure, I would still swat it.

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    "Teamwork makes the team work."

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You can't spell "team" without "meat."

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