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TheOnlyGuyEver last won the day on November 26

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  1. Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I'm coughing a bunch, but only because my phlegm production is way up for some reason.

    3. Gyokuyoutama


      Everyone in my neck of the woods, including me, also has a sore throat.  Though mine seems to have faded tonight.  Never got any symptoms with it other than the sore throat but other people have got headaches and fevers.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I survived it. Either that or the afterlife is boring as hell

  2. Google making their shitty Youtube ads unskippable is tyranny and nothing more.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      feels good to have adblock on every device :cool2:

    2. Moby


      Still not using Ublock Origin on current year.

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    Congrats on being 1337

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver


      And they said I'd never be L33T

    2. Gyokuyoutama




      Do people still say w00t?  I thought I heard someone say that the other day.  I'm still hip, right?

    3. A 1970 Corvette
  4. Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama


      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    3. FreshHalibut


      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

  5. Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut


      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2


      Merr chrimb

  6. I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.


    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama


      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  7. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama


      Remilia has other options available



    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  8. As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  9. It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

  10. Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2
    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
  11. Happy Easter everyone!


    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama


      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  12. My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama


      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  13. I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama


      I can snap with BOTH hands.


      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby


      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.


      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  14. There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here