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TheOnlyGuyEver last won the day on December 28 2020

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  1. Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut


      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2


      Merr chrimb

  2. I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.


    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama


      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  3. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama


      Remilia has other options available



    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  4. As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  5. It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

  6. Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2
    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
  7. Happy Easter everyone!


    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama


      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  8. My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama


      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  9. I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama


      I can snap with BOTH hands.


      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby


      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.


      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  10. There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

  11. We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  12. Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  13. Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  14. I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama


      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.


      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.