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TheOnlyGuyEver
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I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.
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This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story. This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.
Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire. You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail. Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.
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Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?
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you ever get so bored you go and make a status post on a forum you frequented when yo
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you ever get so bored you go and make a status post on a forum you frequented when yo
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Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?
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I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.
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If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.
If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better. Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.
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After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:
Grilled watermelon- Good
Grilled cherries- Bad
Grilled banana- Very good
Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type
Grilled mango- Good
Grilled orange- Very bad
Grilled blueberries- Decent
Grilled grapes- Bad
Grilled pineapple- Bad
Wow, I have a lot of fruit.
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I like it when medieval fantasy worlds are mixed with modern real life. Like when they have faucets and the internet. But with the caveat of electronics being advanced only to a specific point. Meaning plasma TVs and landline house phones/mobile flip phones are the limits for each, respectively.
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I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.
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With Microsoft teasing this new Minecraft AR thing, it's only a matter of time until Herobrine pops out of the screen and drags some kid in.
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https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-design-will-be-changed/ Now we wait.
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MTV was once trying to shoot something at this certain beach I frequent, but they were never able to because the residents didn't like their Hollywood asses.
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I wonder what the exact year was when movie directors decided that cartoon characters needed to be portrayed with realistic CGI instead of using the juxtaposition of having a stylistically-accurate cartoon character portrayed in the real world. Mark my words if they ever reboot Who Framed Roger Rabbit they will fuck it up big time.
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TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler
TheOnlyGuyEver replied to Raison d'être's topic in General Discussion
Nah, he's alright. He stays in a little corner and doesn't bother me. -
TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler
TheOnlyGuyEver replied to Raison d'être's topic in General Discussion
You left the window open at night? I keep mine closed cause there's a huge spider than lives between the glass and screen. No idea how he's lived all these years, but he must be keeping the bugs out, so thanks for that.
