TheOnlyGuyEver

S A S S Y Hannah render (with "party dress" alts): Sure can sense the sass in that smile. You may notice that I referred to her as "Hannah" and not "bitchy girl". That is because I have hence christened her as Hannah. She's a rich bitch and to her your impoverished public educated opinion doesn't matter unless your net worth is over 1 million. EDIT: I knew something was a bit off! I forgot her slight curvature! Look again, if you did before. Looks much more proper now.

Remember, all dogs go to heaven. Except pitbulls.

My dog's 13 but small so she's probably got a couple years left in her.

Why are those girls wearing underwear masks

Hung out with some family today at this small cafe place. "Cozy" atmospheres have never particularly appealed to my sensitivities and I really only drink water, so I just got a hot chocolate instead. Little cousin and I explored the 2nd floor the place had; it was empty of anyone and entirely unsecured. Every door (even the door to the office of whomever runs the place), including the door to the balcony which is supposedly locked on weekends, was open, and there were 0 cameras. I could have easily stuffed my pockets and walked out, or taken larger items such as the guitar that was just lying there and left through the back balcony staircase into the alley. You could probably fetch a good price for the dozens of records they had on shelves, though I saw no phonograph to play them with.

"Lord Valor Beats the Shit Out of You ASMR": EDIT: Fun text alts:

Egad! Foreign memes...

Don't worry, child TheOnlyGuyEver didn't either. Mainly because my save kept deleting.

For the Pauline spirit I cheesed hard as fuck. Used the Cupid spirit which gives you the staff weapon which does more range the further away you are. Since she spawns on the other end of the map I juggled her off from my end with like 3 shots which was enough to send her into the blastzone.

Something's got her all flustered! https://i.imgur.com/XLaKwdT.mp4 If only everyone would just do as she demands. Originally I had planned on this to just be a really short simple bit of animation, but it quickly turned into +2 hours. Getting her risen skirt right caused me ENDLESS fuckin grief, you have no idea. It looks really simple just looking at it, right? If only. I'm STILL a little unhappy with how it looks, but it suffices. I just could NOT get it to work as it should.

Another big boy comin' through. Captain Quill: Just a cool design I've had floating around for awhile. Don't expect to see be seeing him.

You are no idiot.

They have different connotations.

The first drawing of the new year! Longleaf pines. Really stylized thing. Feat. Cardinal: And I made a fun alternate version of Lord Valor, the original being up at the top of the page: Maybe he's imbued with some sort of ancient power or something.

Happy New Year, everyone! I wonder what the first big meme will be this year. Seems like just yesterday Logan Paul saw a dead body.