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About TheOnlyGuyEver

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  • Birthday October 28

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    Congrats on being 1337

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      And they said I'd never be L33T

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      w00t

       

      Do people still say w00t?  I thought I heard someone say that the other day.  I'm still hip, right?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I miss w00t tbh

  2. Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

  3. Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

  4. I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.

     

    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  5. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Remilia has other options available

       

      d44.png

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  6. As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  7. It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

  8. Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2
    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
  9. Happy Easter everyone!

     

    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  10. My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  11. I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can snap with BOTH hands.

       

      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby

      Moby

      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

       

      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  12. There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

  13. We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  14. Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

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